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I have had enough of cats
On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 13:51:25 -0000, don v wrote:
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone know a better poison that works quicker that is readily available? Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I can shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me. It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can do without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all I can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be taken out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it. Bob If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner. Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat More likely owner takes sick pussy to vet, vet confirms poisoning. Around come the police. Oops. -- Tim. If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't. |
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