Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1   Report Post  
Old 16-03-2004, 10:42 AM
Bob Smith
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob



  #2   Report Post  
Old 16-03-2004, 11:10 AM
Mike
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats



With you there Bob

We also have foxes and they, we are quite certain it was a fox, pulled a
bird to pieces and left the feathers on the lawn :-(( AND a huge clawed
foot, that of a chicken!!
We know there are foxes as we have seen them and somehow I can go along with
them because no-one owns them, but someone owns the cats which visit our
garden and don't give two hoots at what they do and where they do it.

Drowned at birth. The 100% solution :-))

Mike


  #3   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:15 AM
don v
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats


"Bob Smith" wrote in message
...
OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone

know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I

can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can

do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all

I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be

taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob


If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat




  #4   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:17 AM
Mike
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats




If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat



Nice one :-))


  #5   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:18 AM
Tim Challenger
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 08:43:12 -0000, Bob Smith wrote:

... tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, ...


The chilli isn't to give them a gippy tummy, which, you're probably right
they won't make the connection with. But it'll burn their noses and mouth
straight away, so they might well make the connection. And it lasts quite a
long time. Assuming they don't smell it first and just avoid it.
--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.


  #6   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:18 AM
Bob Smith
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats


If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat


Don't think so, the stupid old witch with 6+ cats probably thinks she is a
cat lover, even though she has no litter tray, and will never get rid of her
babies. There must be something wrong with her. You know from the other
cat thread I started that cat owners think their cat is god, and think it is
OK to shit in other people's gardens.

Bob


  #7   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:21 AM
Tim Challenger
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 13:51:25 -0000, don v wrote:

"Bob Smith" wrote in message
...
OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone

know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I

can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can

do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all

I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be

taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob


If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat

More likely owner takes sick pussy to vet, vet confirms poisoning. Around
come the police. Oops.

--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.
  #8   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:28 AM
Bob Smith
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

The chilli isn't to give them a gippy tummy, which, you're probably right
they won't make the connection with. But it'll burn their noses and mouth
straight away, so they might well make the connection. And it lasts quite

a
long time. Assuming they don't smell it first and just avoid it.
--

On the FAQ (or googling this group) they mentioned gippy tummy. An instant
chilli burn would be instantly effective, although it might not stop them
coming around. They don't seem to mind smells (pepper, paprika, lemony cat
pellets and jeyes fluid), so they might eat a bit. One of them took a huge
dump right next to a jeyes fluid soaked tea bag.

I have some killer hot sauce (2 drops to a tin of beans makes a fiery
lunchtime snack, and I am a chilli monster) but may have a strong smell that
would put them off eating it. I may try the less smelly chilli powder.

Look at it this way though, if they eat the chilli sardines, and keep coming
back and eating more, when I substitute rat poison, at least they died of
natural selection...

Bob


  #9   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:30 AM
Tim Challenger
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 15:33:57 -0000, Bob Smith wrote:

Look at it this way though, if they eat the chilli sardines, and keep coming
back and eating more, when I substitute rat poison, at least they died of
natural selection...


LOL. One can but hope.
--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.
  #10   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:31 AM
Bob Smith
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

More likely owner takes sick pussy to vet, vet confirms poisoning. Around
come the police. Oops.


How do they trace it back to the culprit? Also, they probably can't be
arsed to come around. You report a car theft, and they won't come round,
just give you a crime number for the insurance.

Bob




  #11   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:35 AM
Tim Challenger
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 15:37:06 -0000, Bob Smith wrote:

More likely owner takes sick pussy to vet, vet confirms poisoning. Around
come the police. Oops.


How do they trace it back to the culprit?


Vee heff vays off maykink you tork!

Also, they probably can't be
arsed to come around. You report a car theft, and they won't come round,
just give you a crime number for the insurance.


But that's just the way it works, isn't it? Letting the full-time car
thieves and other serious breakers of the peace get away, but coming round
to sort out the poor chap who doesn't even wear a loud shirt in a built up
area.

--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.
  #12   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:39 AM
don v
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats


"Bob Smith" wrote in message
...
OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone

know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I

can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can

do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all

I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be

taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob


If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat




  #13   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:41 AM
Mike
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats




If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat



Nice one :-))


  #14   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:41 AM
don v
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats


"Bob Smith" wrote in message
...
OK, I don't think catapulting them will work, cos I have to catch them at
it. I was thinking about the tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, so I thought of substituting poison for chilli
powder, but rat poison seems to take a week to kill rats. Does anyone

know
a better poison that works quicker that is readily available?

Any bleeding heart cat owners with a problem can post their address so I

can
shit in your garden every day, and ignore all your efforts to dissuade me.

It is not my responsibility to clean up other peoples cat shit, and I can

do
without worm eggs in my soil waiting to blind my kids. The cats are
ignoring all smelly deterrents, and cats are supposed to be smart, so all

I
can say is that natural selection says these particular cats should be

taken
out of the gene pool. Any cruelty claims are bullshit, cos if it is OK to
kill rats with rat poison, it must be humane to kill cats with it.

Bob


If you insert a laxative into the sardines the cats will end up with the
shits which will occur both in your garden and in the home of the owner.
Owner can't stand the smell and gets rid of cat




  #15   Report Post  
Old 17-03-2004, 05:41 AM
Tim Challenger
 
Posts: n/a
Default I have had enough of cats

On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 08:43:12 -0000, Bob Smith wrote:

... tin of sardines with chilli powder from the
FAQ, but these cats are too stupid to make the connection with where they
got the upset tummy from, ...


The chilli isn't to give them a gippy tummy, which, you're probably right
they won't make the connection with. But it'll burn their noses and mouth
straight away, so they might well make the connection. And it lasts quite a
long time. Assuming they don't smell it first and just avoid it.
--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I have had enough of you [email protected] United Kingdom 7 19-03-2004 12:45 PM
I have had enough of you - ROTFLMAO! Cereus-validus United Kingdom 0 18-03-2004 07:42 PM
And you thought cutting your toe off with a lawnmower was bad (enough is enough) R&V Childers Gardening 2 26-06-2003 02:44 AM
How do I know I have enough Water Curculation? Aqua Freshwater Aquaria Plants 1 20-04-2003 07:24 AM
How do I know I have enough Water Curculation? Aqua Freshwater Aquaria Plants 3 06-03-2003 04:39 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:25 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004-2019 GardenBanter.co.uk.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about Gardening"

 

Copyright © 2017