On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 15:37:06 -0000, Bob Smith wrote:

More likely owner takes sick pussy to vet, vet confirms poisoning. Around
come the police. Oops.


How do they trace it back to the culprit?

Vee heff vays off maykink you tork!

Also, they probably can't be
arsed to come around. You report a car theft, and they won't come round,
just give you a crime number for the insurance.

But that's just the way it works, isn't it? Letting the full-time car
thieves and other serious breakers of the peace get away, but coming round
to sort out the poor chap who doesn't even wear a loud shirt in a built up
area.

--
Tim.

If the human brain were simple enough that we could understand it, we would
be so simple that we couldn't.