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metposts walloping
How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so
that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet -- Janet Tweedy Dalmatian Telegraph http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk |
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Janet Tweedy wrote:
How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet With great difficulty and much colourful language! pk |
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Janet Tweedy wrote:
How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? It's difficult. You could try getting a length of steel such as a *thick* piece or re-inforcing bar, or similar round stuff, and then hammering that in to make a pilot hole. I wouldn't use Metposts for a 6' post unless it was for a very well sheltered fence, or a possibly corner post, or for a "non- solid" fence that lets the wind blow through. They're useless osds, 'though someone will always put their hand up & say they were OK for something.... |
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On Wed, 18 May 2005 11:05:32 +0100, Janet Tweedy wrote:
How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Like everyone else has said with difficulty. I found the best way was to start it off, then fit the post and wallop the top of that, checking every other wallop. You may need to protect the top and bottom of the post somehow. -- Cheers Dave. pam is missing e-mail |
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"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message ... How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet A bit at a time. You knock it in just enough for it not to fall over, then step back a good distance and check it out both from a north/south and an east/west perspective. Push it the way it needs to go and hit it a bit more. Step back again etc. Do this several times. By the time it's too stiff to adjust anymore it should be perpendicular and stay that way. Then you can start walloping. Put a bit of scrap wood on top of the post and you won't split the end so much. Steve |
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In article , "p.k." writes: | Janet Tweedy wrote: | How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground | so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be | straight? | | With great difficulty and much colourful language! Not as much as if you wallop one six foot into a 4x4 :-) I have such a post, and there is enough play that I can lever it straight when it pulls crooked. There is, of course, no fence, wire or similar attached to the post .... Regards, Nick Maclaren. |
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"shazzbat" wrote in message ... "Janet Tweedy" wrote in message ... How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet A bit at a time. You knock it in just enough for it not to fall over, then step back a good distance and check it out both from a north/south and an east/west perspective. Push it the way it needs to go and hit it a bit more. Step back again etc. Do this several times. By the time it's too stiff to adjust anymore it should be perpendicular and stay that way. Then you can start walloping. Put a bit of scrap wood on top of the post and you won't split the end so much. Would it not be easier to use a spirit level......H Steve |
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* The female can be identified by the rolling eyes and faint clicking sound under her breath "Tut, duh, yuk" Janet. Yes, we males do recognise the inferior species you know |
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"Harold Walker" wrote in message ... "shazzbat" wrote in message ... "Janet Tweedy" wrote in message ... How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet A bit at a time. You knock it in just enough for it not to fall over, then step back a good distance and check it out both from a north/south and an east/west perspective. Push it the way it needs to go and hit it a bit more. Step back again etc. Do this several times. By the time it's too stiff to adjust anymore it should be perpendicular and stay that way. Then you can start walloping. Put a bit of scrap wood on top of the post and you won't split the end so much. Would it not be easier to use a spirit level......H Steve Well you could, but I'm guessing that the OP hasn't got one, or she might not have asked the question. Also the matter of stepping back and checking doesn't just make sure you get it right, It also gives you an important breather in between bouts of wielding a lump or sledge hammer. You have to pace yourself, especially if you're not in the first flush of youth. And let's not forget another important aspect of such things, which is that if you finish the job too soon, A/ your efforts might be insufficiently appreciated and rewarded, and B/ another job might be found for you. And that would never do, would it? Steve |
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On Wed, 18 May 2005 11:05:32 +0100, Janet Tweedy
wrote: How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Janet I always use a great big wrench to twist it straight. |
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Janet Baraclough wrote:
[...] * The female can be identified by the rolling eyes and faint clicking sound under her breath "Tut, duh, yuk" Or, in one case known to me, by her coming home from work, taking a good look at the dry-stone bank he had just spent the whole day building by the front gate, and pulling the whole thing down with her bare hands to make him do it again properly. It must be the secret of a good marriage: they're still together in the time it took me to get through two divorces and "one of those things"! (Note to female urglers: if contemplating asking for my hand in marriage, I really wouldn't if I were you.) -- Mike. |
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"Janet Tweedy" wrote in message ... How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? I have a tool they used to sell for the job. It was a 1 foot square section a bit smaller than the post that had a 1 foot rod going through it horizontally near the top and a steel cap over to hit. You could put a bigger tube over the rod and guide it down as you hit it. Worked great. Just found a URL for new version £5.08 http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/index.php?ToolID=323664 Slatts |
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In article , Chris Bacon
writes I wouldn't use Metposts for a 6' post unless it was for a very well sheltered fence, or a possibly corner post, or for a "non- solid" fence that lets the wind blow through. They're useless osds, 'though someone will always put their hand up & say they were OK for something.... Actually I am putting in six posts altogether so that I can grow climbing plants up them, they'll be linked at the top by horizontal posts and maybe some bracing, though the intention is to leave them with gaps between as they'll go through a very large flower bed to form a sort of walkway. (I needed somewhere to grow clematis and stuff) I have got a bag of fence post concrete/cement and someone is going to come and do the carpentry bit with me but I have to get the holes/metposts dug first. Ground hasn't been walked on much for about 35 years as it had shrubs etc, but we are on flint and stones with a handful of soil and clay. Janet -- Janet Tweedy Dalmatian Telegraph http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk |
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In article om, Dave
Liquorice writes On Wed, 18 May 2005 11:05:32 +0100, Janet Tweedy wrote: How do you keep a met post straight as you wallop it into the ground so that when you put a six foot 4x4 post into it the post will be straight? Like everyone else has said with difficulty. I found the best way was to start it off, then fit the post and wallop the top of that, checking every other wallop. You may need to protect the top and bottom of the post somehow. Oh I did that with the replacement gateposts but these posts will be too high for me to reach on top of my normal ladder, as I need a bit of extra height to swing the Swedish maul that I use. -- Janet Tweedy Dalmatian Telegraph http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk |
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In article , Janet Baraclough
writes The message from "Harold Walker" contains these words: Would it not be easier to use a spirit level......H Yes of course. That's not the point. The repeated stepping back, eyeballing, frowning, minute manual adjusting etc is a traditional part of DIY-UK* nestbuilding rituals. The spiritual element only comes into play much later, usually after the female of the species squawks " Is that new fence-post straight? Looks to me as if it's leaning over". The male DIY-UK often puffs up into an aggressive display stance with small explosive sounds. Then he spends some time alone in the shed , meditating on blood sacrifice. Finally, he selects Old Trusty from his large collection of spirit-levels, and straightens up the fencepost. * The female can be identified by the rolling eyes and faint clicking sound under her breath "Tut, duh, yuk" Janet. Well as it's ME that's doing it Janet I thought a different approach might be in order, with advice from the experts here Why doesn't anyone invent a spirit level that's really a flat square with the bubble bit in the centre and four radial glassy bits so you can see each way at once if you balance the flat square on top of things -- Janet Tweedy Dalmatian Telegraph http://www.lancedal.demon.co.uk |
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