This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out liiiiiittle tiny rolls of toilet paper......

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out little bowls of food to thank them for fertilizing your
garden.

vince norris

enjoy the bounty of manure, turn it under or cover it with leaves and
grasses and it will break down and feed your plants.........geeze.
madgardener
"Tim Spujum" wrote in message
m...
This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

ROFLMAO I needed that!!!!! thanks!! madgardener going off to werk
now.........GBSEG he he he images of teeny little rolls of butt wipe and
various critters using it. (he's obviously not been able to see the Charmin
tissue commercials here with the bears.............I thought I'd NEVER see
an animated commercial for toilet paper with "bears shitting in the woods"
as the theme............LOVE IT!! )
"Bill Spohn" wrote in message
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This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out liiiiiittle tiny rolls of toilet paper......

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

1) Move

2) Use the droppings as manure -- either by picking it up and putting it in
a bin with red worms (eisenia fetida) or by turning it into the soil

3) Remove whatever attracts the animals to your garden

4) Get a motion activated sprinkler that will squirt 'em and scare 'em off

On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 21:58:10 -0400, vincent p. norris
wrote:
This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out little bowls of food to thank them for fertilizing your
garden.
Wear shoes.

Swyck

A bear and a rabbit were strolling down a counrty path one afternoon
when the bear had to take a dump. He stepped off the trail, took care
of business then rejoined the rabbit. As they walked on the bear asked
the rabbit "Say, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No." the rabbit replied, whereupon the bear grabbed him and wiped his
ass on him.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Madgardener wrote:
ROFLMAO I needed that!!!!! thanks!! madgardener going off to werk
now.........GBSEG he he he images of teeny little rolls of butt wipe and
various critters using it. (he's obviously not been able to see the Charmin
tissue commercials here with the bears.............I thought I'd NEVER see
an animated commercial for toilet paper with "bears shitting in the woods"
as the theme............LOVE IT!! )
"Bill Spohn" wrote in message
...


This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out liiiiiittle tiny rolls of toilet paper......

"Grandpa" jsdebooATcomcast.net wrote in message
...
A bear and a rabbit were strolling down a counrty path one afternoon
when the bear had to take a dump. He stepped off the trail, took care
of business then rejoined the rabbit. As they walked on the bear asked
the rabbit "Say, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
"No." the rabbit replied, whereupon the bear grabbed him and wiped his
ass on him.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Not nice, but extremely funny! LMAO

John

wrote in message
news
On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 21:58:10 -0400, vincent p. norris
wrote:
This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Put out little bowls of food to thank them for fertilizing your
garden.
Wear shoes.

Swyck
Stop gardening in their toilet..

"Tim Spujum" wrote in message
m...
This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?

Be thankful it ain't human!

(Tim Spujum) wrote in
m:

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?


This has got to be the funniest thread in a while.

Speaking as a citified dandy, if you can tell the difference between
hedgehog and squirrel shit, there's either way too much of it, or you're
paying way too much attention.

Since when to squirrels and hedgehogs live in New Zealand?

-- S

(Tim Spujum) wrote in
m:

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?


This has got to be the funniest thread in a while.

Speaking as a citified dandy, if you can tell the difference between
hedgehog and squirrel shit, there's either way too much of it, or you're
paying way too much attention.

Since when to squirrels and hedgehogs live in New Zealand?

-- S

Anyone else here hate "shit" as a verb?

:-)
"Salty Thumb" wrote in message
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(Tim Spujum) wrote in
m:

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full
with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?


This has got to be the funniest thread in a while.

Speaking as a citified dandy, if you can tell the difference between
hedgehog and squirrel shit, there's either way too much of it, or
you're
paying way too much attention.

Since when to squirrels and hedgehogs live in New Zealand?

-- S

Anyone else here hate "shit" as a verb?

:-)
"Salty Thumb" wrote in message
...
(Tim Spujum) wrote in
m:

This is bad, every morning my garden and all the ways are full
with
shit of various animals - hedgehogs,squirrels,birds etc.etc.

What can I do ?


This has got to be the funniest thread in a while.

Speaking as a citified dandy, if you can tell the difference between
hedgehog and squirrel shit, there's either way too much of it, or
you're
paying way too much attention.

Since when to squirrels and hedgehogs live in New Zealand?

-- S