Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

Are you disappointed that men don't vibrate too?

Then again neither do your cucumbers nor carrots!!


"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

On 12 Apr 2004 02:49:34 -0700, (Nathalie Hutt) opined:

Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

Now *that's* a troll.

How right you are. But don't stop there!

We men act like elephants and destroy everything in the kitchen. We
are
too stupid for such a job, working with food is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods or watch sports.

Never let a man in your kitchen!

(Now that I think of it, we're not so great at doing laundry either.)


"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a
woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

Never let a man in your garden!

That goes triple for carpenters. etc--they never look below their knees.
zemedelec

I'm confused.

--
Mike LaMana, MS
Heartwood Consulting Services, LLC
Toms River, NJ
www.HeartwoodConsulting.net



"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

eclectic wrote:
How right you are. But don't stop there!

We men act like elephants and destroy everything in the kitchen. We
are
too stupid for such a job, working with food is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods or watch sports.

Never let a man in your kitchen!

(Now that I think of it, we're not so great at doing laundry either.)



Never let a man change a diaper, nor clean the cat box. Just imagine
the mess he'll make! (And when you're finished, how 'bout bringing him
a beer? Thanks, Dear)

-Bob

they do if they grab the electric fence used to deter the neighbor's cattle!
g (great response Cereus, but don't nourish the troll-like folk
maddie
"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Are you disappointed that men don't vibrate too?

Then again neither do your cucumbers nor carrots!!


"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

I smelled it too................

"escapee" wrote in message
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On 12 Apr 2004 02:49:34 -0700, (Nathalie Hutt)
opined:

Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

Now *that's* a troll.

must be blond..........gbseg
"Mike LaMana" fake@MikeatHeartwoodConsultingdotnet wrote in message
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I'm confused.

--
Mike LaMana, MS
Heartwood Consulting Services, LLC
Toms River, NJ
www.HeartwoodConsulting.net



"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

In article ,
zxcvbob wrote:


Never let a man change a diaper, nor clean the cat box. Just imagine
the mess he'll make! (And when you're finished, how 'bout bringing him
a beer? Thanks, Dear)

-Bob

Be quiet Bob!

; )))

Bill

--
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Consider Hearing all sorts of music at http://xpn.org/
"No Progress without contraries" William Blake

Excellent points, eclectic. However, my husband does great laundry, cooking and
he's a great helper when I need him in the garden. What most or at least many
women don't get is that, they have big mouths and are domineering, hostile, even
angry at men. When their men do these things, they constantly correct the way
it's done. Nothing is ever good enough.

My husband makes the bed, I don't go remake it. Then, he will make it more
often. You see, this is a trick many women have taught to men over the years.
To completely put down the work of a man, is to make sure no man does anything
to help. I'm glad I honor my husband and his way of doing things. Not the way
I'd do it, but it's the way HE does it and it's satisfactory in my opinion.

Nuff said.


On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 09:29:48 -0400, "eclectic"
opined:

How right you are. But don't stop there!

We men act like elephants and destroy everything in the kitchen. We
are
too stupid for such a job, working with food is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods or watch sports.

Never let a man in your kitchen!

(Now that I think of it, we're not so great at doing laundry either.)


"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
. com...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a
woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 08:55:00 -0500, zxcvbob opined:

Never let a man change a diaper, nor clean the cat box. Just imagine
the mess he'll make! (And when you're finished, how 'bout bringing him
a beer? Thanks, Dear)

-Bob

I'll have to see if I can find it, but years ago there was a cartoon in the NY
Times. It was a caveman laying on the floor doing nothing, while the woman had
a baby on each hip and was washing dishes...the man says, Hey honey, hurry up
and invent television and beer.

"Nathalie Hutt" wrote in message
om...
Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!

WRONG...I don't let my wife touch anything outside the house..She would
be pulling flowers out and growing weeds.A women belongs in the house.

(Nathalie Hutt) wrote in
om:

Men act like elephants and destroy everything in the garden.They are
too stupid for such a job, working with flowers is a job for a woman.
Men can work in the mines or cut trees in the woods.

Never let a man in your garden!


(alright I can't resist)

If men acted like elephants in a garden, you'd have no garden, only a big
pile of elephant poo. Is that what happened?

P.S. Loved your relative Jabba in Return of the Jedi.