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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)!
Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Diana,
I have some secrets about growing orchids also. Spray them all with gasoline... then light a match to 'em. That'll kill the bugs... and those damn snails too. Mick PS, Lemme' pinch you. |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Diana Kulaga wrote:
I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)! Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana And if you do it the wrong way, you may hurt 'there' growth... Good gods people, if you must try to sell snake oil at least get your spelling and grammar to approach third grade level. Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need this tip. Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my wires crossed? -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be.
Somebody finds this type of thing profitable. "Diana Kulaga" wrote in message ... I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)! Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
And one of the secrets is about "ways to prune your orchids", I am sure that
will teach them the proper humility! So you want to brag about those pretty flowers of yours, do you? Well, I will prune you, and then we will see whether you'll have anything to brag about, eh? Oh, and I did not realize that flowering season can be a delicate time for my orchids. He offers to teach us how to properly care for them during this time. I wonder what kind of advise he has: Don't crush the flowers? They are delicate. He also will teach "Exactly where your orchids must be located when they are in bloom" Will he suggest his own living room do you think? That would be exact. Thanks for the funny site Diana! Joanna "Rob" wrote in message ... Diana Kulaga wrote: I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)! Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana And if you do it the wrong way, you may hurt 'there' growth... Good gods people, if you must try to sell snake oil at least get your spelling and grammar to approach third grade level. Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need this tip. Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my wires crossed? -- Rob's Rules: http://littlefrogfarm.com 1) There is always room for one more orchid 2) There is always room for two more orchids 2a) See rule 1 3) When one has insufficient credit to obtain more orchids, obtain more credit |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:06:37 -0500 in Al wrote:
I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be. Somebody finds this type of thing profitable. The profit is probably being made by the person selling the "Make thousands from your home" kit which included this klunker. -- Chris Dukes Suspicion breeds confidence -- Brazil |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my
wires crossed? I don't know, but a friend wrote to say he thinks it's the same guy who is peddling self-hypnosis tapes. I thought it was funny as he** anyway......... Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
The weird thing is, as some have noted, that people don't go to the trouble
to write this garbage if no one buys it. Hey, $27.77 is all it will take to grow the wurlds beast orkids! Who cud resist? Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Quote: "- Why the leaves go yellow and how to fix it in 2 minutes."
He'll probably suggest to take an airbrush ! Greets, Niek Diana Kulaga schreef: I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)! Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Here is an other funny one:"- How to prevent your flowers from falling
off the vine so often." Have you ever seen a flower fall off more than once ? Or this one: "- How to use humidity to protect your orchids." Take the firehose and blow these bugs away? Greets, Niek Diana Kulaga schreef: I can hardly believe this is real. Someone pinch me (not you, Mick!)! Follow the link and carefully read the page that comes up. Then insert any name and any fake email address where called for and "click the button". And don't miss the note about "furtilizing" on the opening page. LMAO! http://www.orchid-growing-secrets.com/optinsplit3.php Diana |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Rob, I think this tip is only for those who live in the dessert. Kenni
Oh, and this is classic... "- How to make sure your orchids have the exact amount of humility they need!". My orchids are braggarts, I need this tip. |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Hey, Diana. To be with what is obviously the "proper" group, don't you mean
"pedalling snake oil"? On Mon, 23 Jan 2006 18:14:33 -0500, "Diana Kulaga" wrote: Is this the same guy as the world orchid society? Or am I getting my wires crossed? I don't know, but a friend wrote to say he thinks it's the same guy who is peddling self-hypnosis tapes. I thought it was funny as he** anyway......... Diana Dave Gillingham ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ To email me remove the .private from my email address. |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Very funny site indeed.
Of course, it's the pot calling the kettle black when Al can't spell either: ------ I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be. Somebody finds this type of thing profitable. ------ Shouldn't that read THAN rather than THEN? Ahh the delicate intricacies of the English language... |
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Orchid advice site-Not to be missed G
Nigel,
I have often thought that whoever invented the words "then" and "than" did so on purpose to teach us all the proper humility, since as a result nobody's spelling would be perfect every time -- it's probably the same person, who decided that the Polish language needed to include several letters and letter combinations that are always pronounced the same, and for which there would be strict rules of spelling, but with a myriad of exceptions to these rules. However in Al's case, I suspect that Al did that on purpose. After all the captain of the mothership might refuse to take him on board when it's time for the return trip to the home planet, if Al appears to have become too Americanized or too dedicated to American ideals, such as correct spelling in English -- on his home planet however a spelling error in his native language is probably a mortal sin or an insult to the divine orchid. Joanna "nigel savage" wrote in message oups.com... Very funny site indeed. Of course, it's the pot calling the kettle black when Al can't spell either: ------ I think suckers are being born with greater frequency then they used to be. Somebody finds this type of thing profitable. ------ Shouldn't that read THAN rather than THEN? Ahh the delicate intricacies of the English language... |
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