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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
We have a 6ft high hedge at the front of our house that the local
schoolkids and others seem to delight in throwing themselves and others into, resulting in great holes in the thing. It's beginning to look thoroughly miserable. I've emailed the local headmaster but not yet had a response. No doubt he'll be sympathetic but not sure he'll be able to do much to help. I'm also slightly reluctant to become the bloke who grassed them up. I don't want to become a target of something worse. It looks like the best thing I can do is to spoil their fun in some other way. Obviously I could plant something tougher and pricklier but this will take too long. It's tempting to wrap barbed wire round it but no doubt I'd end up getting sued. Looks like the best thing might be some sturdy posts and a horizontal railing or two to deter them, though logistically that won't be that easy as the hedge juts out a bit. Any other ideas? Thanks Will |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
wrote in message ups.com... We have a 6ft high hedge at the front of our house that the local schoolkids and others seem to delight in throwing themselves and others into, resulting in great holes in the thing. It's beginning to look thoroughly miserable. I've emailed the local headmaster but not yet had a response. No doubt he'll be sympathetic but not sure he'll be able to do much to help. I'm also slightly reluctant to become the bloke who grassed them up. I don't want to become a target of something worse. It looks like the best thing I can do is to spoil their fun in some other way. Obviously I could plant something tougher and pricklier but this will take too long. It's tempting to wrap barbed wire round it but no doubt I'd end up getting sued. Looks like the best thing might be some sturdy posts and a horizontal railing or two to deter them, though logistically that won't be that easy as the hedge juts out a bit. Any other ideas? Thanks Will Barrett M90 or M95 0.5 calibre sniper rifles are nice..............you don't have to be close, just pick a high point 1800 metres away, that's their effective range...........don't miss otherwise that bush of yours will be long gone........... http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn03-e.htm |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
Are you worried about how tidy the front of teh hedge looks? If not then you
could grow stinging nettles along teh bottom. Alternatively borrow a big dog for a few weeks -- Hayley (gardening on well drained, alkaline clay in Somerset) |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
Are you worried about how tidy the front of teh hedge looks? If not then you
could grow stinging nettles along teh bottom. Alternatively borrow a big dog for a few weeks We thought about stinging nettles but I tended to think this might just increase the pleasure of the kids in pushing each other into the hedge! |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
wrote in message ups.com... We have a 6ft high hedge at the front of our house that the local schoolkids and others seem to delight in throwing themselves and others into, resulting in great holes in the thing. It's beginning to look thoroughly miserable. I've emailed the local headmaster but not yet had a response. No doubt he'll be sympathetic but not sure he'll be able to do much to help. I'm also slightly reluctant to become the bloke who grassed them up. I don't want to become a target of something worse. It looks like the best thing I can do is to spoil their fun in some other way. Obviously I could plant something tougher and pricklier but this will take too long. It's tempting to wrap barbed wire round it but no doubt I'd end up getting sued. Looks like the best thing might be some sturdy posts and a horizontal railing or two to deter them, though logistically that won't be that easy as the hedge juts out a bit. Any other ideas? Thanks Will how about spraying something really foul smelling (but benign) on the hedge. Any lad going head long in to it will get covered in the smell. I cannot give you many suggestions as to what it may be put a very strong poop tea may do it. I brew disgusting liquid fertiliser which smells to buggery. It will also be good for the tree. Have a look around a hardware maybe or rent a skunk. rob |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
Why are they congregating outside your house?
They're not. They just walk past on their way to school. Thanks for the other suggestion. how about spraying something really foul smelling (but benign) on the hedge. Any lad going head long in to it will get covered in the smell. Interesting idea though again, I wonder if this would just increase the tempatation to push your mate into it...? ! |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
wrote in message ups.com... We have a 6ft high hedge at the front of our house that the local schoolkids and others seem to delight in throwing themselves and others into, resulting in great holes in the thing. It's beginning to look thoroughly miserable. I've emailed the local headmaster but not yet had a response. No doubt he'll be sympathetic but not sure he'll be able to do much to help. I'm also slightly reluctant to become the bloke who grassed them up. I don't want to become a target of something worse. It looks like the best thing I can do is to spoil their fun in some other way. Puff a load of talc into the hedge. They will assume they have been poisoned by antkiller or somesuch and may also get Hell from their parent when they get home. -- Brian "Fight like the Devil, die like a gentleman." |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message .com from contains these words: Why are they congregating outside your house? They're not. They just walk past on their way to school. Thanks for the other suggestion. how about spraying something really foul smelling (but benign) on the hedge. Any lad going head long in to it will get covered in the smell. Interesting idea though again, I wonder if this would just increase the tempatation to push your mate into it...? ! Worth a try. You would then have the stinking mate's mother and friends on your side, applying a double pronged deterrent of social rejection and nagging. if a lad went to school stinking I doubt his teachers would look on it very favourably and he may be going home fairly quickly for a bath. Getting home in school time may not make mum or dad very happy either. Please, do let us know the results of your trial, what perfume you used and any complaints you gather as a result. rob |
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Grow some bramble bushes inside the bush your trying to protect, and enjoy the benefits of rasberries/blackberries and protection for your bush. Just keep in under control
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
if a lad went to school stinking I doubt his teachers would look on it
very favourably and he may be going home fairly quickly for a bath. speaking as a teacher that is unlikely - you cannot just send kids home that easily any more. -- Hayley (gardening on well drained, alkaline clay in Somerset) |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
-- Derby, England. Don't try to email me using "REPLY" as the email address is NoSpam. Our email address is "thewoodies2 at ntlworld dot com" Puff a load of talc into the hedge. They would not want to arrive home smelling nice either!! |
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How do I protect a hedge from the local kids?
wrote in message ups.com... We have a 6ft high hedge at the front of our house that the local schoolkids and others seem to delight in throwing themselves and others into, resulting in great holes in the thing. It's beginning to look thoroughly miserable. I've emailed the local headmaster but not yet had a response. No doubt he'll be sympathetic but not sure he'll be able to do much to help. I'm also slightly reluctant to become the bloke who grassed them up. I don't want to become a target of something worse. It looks like the best thing I can do is to spoil their fun in some other way. Obviously I could plant something tougher and pricklier but this will take too long. It's tempting to wrap barbed wire round it but no doubt I'd end up getting sued. Looks like the best thing might be some sturdy posts and a horizontal railing or two to deter them, though logistically that won't be that easy as the hedge juts out a bit. Any other ideas? Thanks Will I totally sympathise with you. Round my parts kids use the hedges as football goal nets. It's not much fun for hedge owners. I am currently, foolishly I may add, trying to grow a front hedge using box. Years to grow and it will take just minutes for kids, with a football, to wreck it. I must be mad for trying. |
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