Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer ^W^W^W^W uk.rec.gardening, I
heard Essjay001 say...
Yeah right! Dogs have to be on a lead in the UK.

And when that happens, watch out for the low flying pigs.
--
Fenny
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

In ,
an infinite number of geoffs, in an attempt to produce the entire works of
Shakespeare, typed:
I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the
cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its
bed and that causes it to be incontinent!
ROFL
--
Please remove both of your frontal lobe(s) to reply

In article , Charlie
writes

"geoff" wrote in message
...

I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat
to
foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that
causes it to be incontinent!



That's horrific!


but a damn good idea to try.

Mike

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On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 01:53:58 +0000 (UTC), "Essjay001"
wrote:

Pussy Galore scribbled:

I've been lurking in this NG for some time now, and I have to say that
I am amazed by the tolerance that some people show towards CATS!

Welcome to the anti cat league. If you find it such a problem it can be
dealt with easily. 410 bird gun.


While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would
generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors and
get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found he
http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm

Bart

On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 08:44:18 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:


I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the cat to
foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its bed and that
causes it to be incontinent!


Who said the Brits had no sense of humor? ;-)

Bart

So that would make BJ's point useless, yes?


The Devil's Advocate scribbled:

Obviously not lol

Essjay001 wrote:
Bigjon scribbled:


A
person who wants to prevent a neighbour's cat or dog from entering
her/his property could make her/his own fencing arrangements."

My god you even talk cat crap!

So perhaps you'd better get a bigger fence ??

50 6x6 fence panels is that big enough?

The Devil's Advocate scribbled:

You miserable little shit, bet your fun to be with

Miserable I am not, little I am not.

We are talking cats here get a life!

Bart Bailey scribbled:


While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would
generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors
and get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found
he http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm


Thanks Bart, can't think what I was thinking of making noise pollution like
that.

geoff scribbled:

I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the
cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its
bed and that causes it to be incontinent!

The only trouble with that is getting the owners to take photos so you can
gloat! LOL

Charlie scribbled:

I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the
cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its
bed and that causes it to be incontinent!

That's horrific!


No! It's revenge.

Bart Bailey scribbled:

On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 08:44:18 +0100, "geoff"
wrote:


I cannot vouch for its efficacy but have been told that squirting an
offending cat with a strong solution of washing-up liquid causes the
cat to foul its own home. The cat licks itself when if gets in its
bed and that causes it to be incontinent!


Who said the Brits had no sense of humor? ;-)

Usually Americans!

As I said in an earlier thread - you better check if the cat is microchipped
first - if so it is the owner's property so it would be like shooting their
dog..


"Bart Bailey" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Apr 2003 01:53:58 +0000 (UTC), "Essjay001"
wrote:

Pussy Galore scribbled:

I've been lurking in this NG for some time now, and I have to say that
I am amazed by the tolerance that some people show towards CATS!

Welcome to the anti cat league. If you find it such a problem it can be
dealt with easily. 410 bird gun.


While a .410 would likely be effective as a feline solution, it would
generate the sort of audible report, that could alert the neighbors and
get a bit nasty. A much more discreet alternative might be found he
http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/air-rifles.htm

Bart

I don't need some jumped up idiot like you to tell me to get a life thank
you. I shall pass your comments on to the RSPCA

Essjay001 wrote:
: The Devil's Advocate scribbled:
:
:: You miserable little shit, bet your fun to be with
::
: Miserable I am not, little I am not.
:
: We are talking cats here get a life!

On 17 Apr 2003 11:14:39 -0700, (Pussy
Galore) wrote:

I've been lurking in this NG for some time now, and I have to say that
I am amazed by the tolerance that some people show towards CATS!
They crap and piddle all over my garden. Their owners show absolutely
no consideration for other people or their property, and in fact show
a complete contempt for other people's feelings and property rights.
How many dogs are allowed to behave in this way.
If dog owners are forced into picking up their pet's droppings why are
we so tolerant towards cats. They are carriers of the same diseases
that dogs are accused of carrying, so much so that dog owners have to
clean up after their pets. So why not bloody cats? Someone on this
NG suggested shooting them. Not a bad idea as far as I'm concerned.
Don't feed the troll!

-
Peter James
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In article , Peter James
writes

Don't feed the troll!


Now if everybody were to obey 'don't feed the cats' then our problem
with the nasty things would be over :-))

But then you always get some selfish b*****d who insists on have the
messy things don't you?

Mike

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