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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemary cuttings?
Yesterday we were 'fettling' daughter's front garden.
This mainly concerned pushing dust around, but the rosemary bush in one corner is rampant and was taking over the pavement and side passage so we gave it a severe trim (it is now just huge). So there we were, with three plastic bin bags full of the bits chopped off the rosemary bush resting on the pavement waiting to be shipped away and disposed of. Nice Asian lady asked if she could have a few bits - "Of course, says I, help yourself!" Man from Siemens turns up late afternoon and whilst changing the gas meter admires the rosemary and the cuttings and says "You could have a proper little market stall there - it is crazy what they charge in the supermarkets for just a few bits." Obviously, I offer hime some. He takes a few bits, and I say "Take as much as you like - take a whole bag if you fancy." "A whole bag?", says he, "Are you sure?". "Take all three if you want." says I "We are only going to throw it away." After some investigation of available space he takes two bags. Now is he: (a) Going to set up a market stall himself to sell rosemary? (b) Going to dry it all and stock his larder? (c) Going sheep rustling in a very big way this weekend followed by the largest BBQ in history?? (d) Going to say to his wife/significant other "Darling, look what I got for free today"! and get the response "You daft b*gger - what the **** am I supposed to do with two bin bags full of rosemary??" I really should have asked him what he was going to do with it all, but was so thankful that someone else was taking it away that I didn't want to rock his boat in any way. I did poke a few cuttings into the newly fed and moistened soil but unless there is regular rain I don't expect them to survive. I do, however, still have one black bin bag full of rosemary if any one wants it or knows why the guy needed two full bags. Cheers Dave R |
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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemary cuttings?
On 2009-08-27 09:56:49 +0100, "David WE Roberts" said:
Yesterday we were 'fettling' daughter's front garden. This mainly concerned pushing dust around, but the rosemary bush in one corner is rampant and was taking over the pavement and side passage so we gave it a severe trim (it is now just huge). So there we were, with three plastic bin bags full of the bits chopped off the rosemary bush resting on the pavement waiting to be shipped away and disposed of. Nice Asian lady asked if she could have a few bits - "Of course, says I, help yourself!" Man from Siemens turns up late afternoon and whilst changing the gas meter admires the rosemary and the cuttings and says "You could have a proper little market stall there - it is crazy what they charge in the supermarkets for just a few bits." Obviously, I offer hime some. He takes a few bits, and I say "Take as much as you like - take a whole bag if you fancy." "A whole bag?", says he, "Are you sure?". "Take all three if you want." says I "We are only going to throw it away." After some investigation of available space he takes two bags. Now is he: (a) Going to set up a market stall himself to sell rosemary? (b) Going to dry it all and stock his larder? (c) Going sheep rustling in a very big way this weekend followed by the largest BBQ in history?? (d) Going to say to his wife/significant other "Darling, look what I got for free today"! and get the response "You daft b*gger - what the **** am I supposed to do with two bin bags full of rosemary??" I really should have asked him what he was going to do with it all, but was so thankful that someone else was taking it away that I didn't want to rock his boat in any way. I did poke a few cuttings into the newly fed and moistened soil but unless there is regular rain I don't expect them to survive. I do, however, still have one black bin bag full of rosemary if any one wants it or knows why the guy needed two full bags. Cheers Dave R Ah well, you see - what he's going to do is dry it, then his girlfriend is going to add it to some good olive oil and rough salt and make herself jars and jars of lovely bodyscrub....... Costs a fortune ini the shops. ;-) -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.com Shrubs & perennials. Tender & exotics. South Devon |
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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemary cuttings?
"David WE Roberts" wrote in message ... Yesterday we were 'fettling' daughter's front garden. This mainly concerned pushing dust around, but the rosemary bush in one corner is rampant and was taking over the pavement and side passage so we gave it a severe trim (it is now just huge). So there we were, with three plastic bin bags full of the bits chopped off the rosemary bush resting on the pavement waiting to be shipped away and disposed of. Nice Asian lady asked if she could have a few bits - "Of course, says I, help yourself!" Man from Siemens turns up late afternoon and whilst changing the gas meter admires the rosemary and the cuttings and says "You could have a proper little market stall there - it is crazy what they charge in the supermarkets for just a few bits." Obviously, I offer hime some. He takes a few bits, and I say "Take as much as you like - take a whole bag if you fancy." "A whole bag?", says he, "Are you sure?". "Take all three if you want." says I "We are only going to throw it away." After some investigation of available space he takes two bags. Now is he: (a) Going to set up a market stall himself to sell rosemary? (b) Going to dry it all and stock his larder? (c) Going sheep rustling in a very big way this weekend followed by the largest BBQ in history?? (d) Going to say to his wife/significant other "Darling, look what I got for free today"! and get the response "You daft b*gger - what the **** am I supposed to do with two bin bags full of rosemary??" I really should have asked him what he was going to do with it all, but was so thankful that someone else was taking it away that I didn't want to rock his boat in any way. I did poke a few cuttings into the newly fed and moistened soil but unless there is regular rain I don't expect them to survive. I do, however, still have one black bin bag full of rosemary if any one wants it or knows why the guy needed two full bags. The thing is, if we have a lot of something we think it's of no value. Look how much rosemary costs in the supermarket, both fresh and dried. So dry it in your microwave, have enough until the end of your life, and sell the rest at work. Especially if it's organic. Get some small zip bags and fill them with dried organic rosemary (if it is, of course) and sell them for 75p. If it isn't organic say so and sell it for 50p. Tina |
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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemary cuttings?
"Janet Baraclough" wrote in message ... The message from "David WE Roberts" contains these words: I do, however, still have one black bin bag full of rosemary if any one wants it or knows why the guy needed two full bags. Possible uses pot pourri scent room by burning twigs on open fire flavour barbecue by tossing on embers use in a home smoker (for ham, etc) infusion makes a fantastic conditioning hair rinse for brunettes (use in the final rinse) dry twigs to scent linens When I got rid of an overgrown rosemary bush , it was suggested to me that I burnt it on an open fire to scent the room. The rosemary burnt well enough but didn't scent the room at all. Which makes sense if you think about it as all the products of combustion (smoke) should be going up the chimney. I haven't tried the other ideas. My experience of pot-pourri is seeing bowls of the stuff in sheltered housing schemes and similar establishments so it's a non starter for me! mark |
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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemarycuttings?
Janet Baraclough wrote:
[] flavour barbecue by tossing on embers We do this very often. Does wonders for a grilled bass, just at the end of cooking. -E |
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OT(ish) - what would you do with two bin bags full of Rosemary cuttings?
On 2009-08-27 23:44:56 +0100, "mark" said:
snip When I got rid of an overgrown rosemary bush , it was suggested to me that I burnt it on an open fire to scent the room. The rosemary burnt well enough but didn't scent the room at all. Which makes sense if you think about it as all the products of combustion (smoke) should be going up the chimney. I haven't tried the other ideas. My experience of pot-pourri is seeing bowls of the stuff in sheltered housing schemes and similar establishments so it's a non starter for me! mark Dry it and use it as you would lavender bags in amongst bed linen. Or put a few dried leaves into a bath. -- Sacha www.hillhousenursery.com Shrubs & perennials. Tender & exotics. South Devon |
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