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Hi Guys,
My name is Jennings, I am 40-odd years old and I am a gardening noob. I have never been interested in gardening. I have always seen it as the dwelling place for the clinically dull. However that changed when I recently moved into a new house. What changed? Well either gardening became fascinating or I became dull. Either way suits me. The house has quite a large front garden and a medium sized back garden. The back garden was a mess. Well...I mean, it was nicely designed - but terribly overgrown. I decided to do the bare minimum to make it look reasonable. I found that with some effort clearing rotten wood and ivy there was a really cool patio underneath. And I could improve the patio with some simple 'patio magic'. I pruned back some shrubs with crazy latin names, so they weren't growing into each other. I soon learned about 'thinning cuts' and 'bearing cuts' and soon people were saying - ooh your garden looks better. So now I enjoy my garden. Maybe I will get bored in the next few weeks - or maybe I will stick with it. Who knows? But for now it is rewarding and enoyable. I really want to grow a topiary of some description - you know a little tree in the shape of a ball (not everyone's cuppa, I know). I also want my lawn to look nice (currently it is 20% moss!). I also want to make a little patio down the side of the house - so I can use my main patio for BBQs and not storing my huge collection of recycle bins and bags. In the front I have a huge (30M squared rockery - what on earth do I put in there!?) So much to do. Anyway, I dont have any specific questions for you fellow dullards, but I will lurk a little and learn what I can about the basics. Thanks for reading, Jennings |
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On Mar 16, 12:20*pm, Jennings
wrote: Hi Guys, My name is Jennings, I am 40-odd years old and I am a gardening noob. I have never been interested in gardening. I have always seen it as the dwelling place for the clinically dull. However that changed when I recently moved into a new house. What changed? Well either gardening became fascinating or I became dull. Either way suits me. The house has quite a large front garden and a medium sized back garden. The back garden was a mess. Well...I mean, it was nicely designed - but terribly overgrown. I decided to do the bare minimum to make it look reasonable. I found that with some effort clearing rotten wood and ivy there was a really cool patio underneath. And I could improve the patio with some simple 'patio magic'. I pruned back some shrubs with crazy latin names, so they weren't growing into each other. I soon learned about 'thinning cuts' and 'bearing cuts' and soon people were saying - ooh your garden looks better. So now I enjoy my garden. Maybe I will get bored in the next few weeks - or maybe I will stick with it. Who knows? But for now it is rewarding and enoyable. I really want to grow a topiary of some description - you know a little tree in the shape of a ball (not everyone's cuppa, I know). I also want my lawn to look nice (currently it is 20% moss!). I also want to make a little patio down the side of the house - so I can use my main patio for BBQs and not storing my huge collection of recycle bins and bags. In the front I have a huge (30M squared rockery - what on earth do I put in there!?) So much to do. Anyway, I dont have any specific questions for you fellow dullards, but I will lurk a little and learn what I can about the basics. Thanks for reading, Jennings -- Jennings It takes years and years to create a topiary tree. You can buy an expensive lollipop sort of thing. Massive topic, best to buy a book. PS. Have you got a friend named Derbyshire? |
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Yeah, Darbi is my best friend. Although we are both on the warpath with Old-Wlkie. ;-) Great to see someone who is familiar with the great Jennings books!! |
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2011 07:34:39 +0000, Jennings
wrote: harry;915098 Wrote: On Mar 16, 12:20*pm, Jennings It takes years and years to create a topiary tree. You can buy an expensive lollipop sort of thing. Massive topic, best to buy a book. PS. Have you got a friend named Derbyshire? Ahh..thanks Harry. I may buy something to get me started, maybe a lollipop sort of thing. Yeah, Darbi is my best friend. Although we are both on the warpath with Old-Wlkie. ;-) Great to see someone who is familiar with the great Jennings books!! Oh, fish-hooks! Not another one! -- Mike. |
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Haha...I have used the name Jennings on all sorts of places over the interweb - and this is the only place that I have found enlightened people!
I am going to have to retract my 'dullard' remarks if this persists! |
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"Jennings" wrote in message ... 'Jeff Layman[_2_ Wrote: ;915145'] Nice to see another one joining the sad brigade! Regarding your topiary question, most people start with a clipped Box tree. These are usually not too expensive if bought fairly small. But watch out for Box Blight, which will do any Box tree no good at all. Further info (with alternatives to Box) he 'Box blight / RHS Gardening Advice' (http://tinyurl.com/6j3r3sm) You don't say how long you've been in your house or where it is. Now you've tidied the garden up, wait to see what comes up this year. That's particularly true of the rockery, where there may be many dormant herbaceous plants and bulbs which will only appear during spring and summer. If you find that you get interested in rock gardening (ie go up a notch on the "boring" scale like many of us) you might want to see if there is an Alpine Garden Society group nearby: 'Local Group Venues and Contact Details - Alpine Garden Society' (http://tinyurl.com/4qcmzz8) -- Jeff Great stuff, Jeff. Thanks for that. I had a look at the topiary stuff. I quite fancy the euonymous - I'll see if I can get one. The rockery was already dug over by the next door neighbour (we share it). I have put down some slate chippings, and planted a couple of shrubs - but I need a lot more in there. I was going to keep the shrubs low, and add some pots (which I will grow seperately) and move them in as they bloom. I guess i need to find stuff that blooms at different times of the year. Complicated stuff! I thought gardening was simply about mowing, weeding and occasionally shouting at kids in the street for kicking their football too close to my prize roses! -- Jennings Beware "Dwarf" Conifers :-) Bill |
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:00:04 +0000, Mike Lyle
wrote: On Thu, 17 Mar 2011 07:34:39 +0000, Jennings wrote: harry;915098 Wrote: On Mar 16, 12:20*pm, Jennings It takes years and years to create a topiary tree. You can buy an expensive lollipop sort of thing. Massive topic, best to buy a book. PS. Have you got a friend named Derbyshire? Ahh..thanks Harry. I may buy something to get me started, maybe a lollipop sort of thing. Yeah, Darbi is my best friend. Although we are both on the warpath with Old-Wlkie. ;-) Great to see someone who is familiar with the great Jennings books!! Oh, fish-hooks! Not another one! To make life easier Sacha may be in a position to sell the OP a box nicely pruned into the shape of a Buddah soon - she has one but may be about to replace it with a phallic symbol. ;-)) Jake |
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On 16/03/2011 12:20, Jennings wrote:
Hi Guys, My name is Jennings, I am 40-odd years old and I am a gardening noob. I have never been interested in gardening. I have always seen it as the dwelling place for the clinically dull. However that changed when I recently moved into a new house. What changed? Well either gardening became fascinating or I became dull. Either way suits me. The house has quite a large front garden and a medium sized back garden. The back garden was a mess. Well...I mean, it was nicely designed - but terribly overgrown. I decided to do the bare minimum to make it look reasonable. I found that with some effort clearing rotten wood and ivy there was a really cool patio underneath. And I could improve the patio with some simple 'patio magic'. I pruned back some shrubs with crazy latin names, so they weren't growing into each other. I soon learned about 'thinning cuts' and 'bearing cuts' and soon people were saying - ooh your garden looks better. So now I enjoy my garden. Maybe I will get bored in the next few weeks - or maybe I will stick with it. Who knows? But for now it is rewarding and enoyable. I really want to grow a topiary of some description - you know a little tree in the shape of a ball (not everyone's cuppa, I know). I also want my lawn to look nice (currently it is 20% moss!). I also want to make a little patio down the side of the house - so I can use my main patio for BBQs and not storing my huge collection of recycle bins and bags. In the front I have a huge (30M squared rockery - what on earth do I put in there!?) So much to do. Anyway, I dont have any specific questions for you fellow dullards, but I will lurk a little and learn what I can about the basics. Thanks for reading, Jennings Nice to see another one joining the sad brigade! Regarding your topiary question, most people start with a clipped Box tree. These are usually not too expensive if bought fairly small. But watch out for Box Blight, which will do any Box tree no good at all. Further info (with alternatives to Box) he http://apps.rhs.org.uk/advicesearch/profile.aspx?pid=96 You don't say how long you've been in your house or where it is. Now you've tidied the garden up, wait to see what comes up this year. That's particularly true of the rockery, where there may be many dormant herbaceous plants and bulbs which will only appear during spring and summer. If you find that you get interested in rock gardening (ie go up a notch on the "boring" scale like many of us) you might want to see if there is an Alpine Garden Society group nearby: http://www.alpinegardensociety.net/g...-and-contacts/ -- Jeff |
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The rockery was already dug over by the next door neighbour (we share it). I have put down some slate chippings, and planted a couple of shrubs - but I need a lot more in there. I was going to keep the shrubs low, and add some pots (which I will grow seperately) and move them in as they bloom. I guess i need to find stuff that blooms at different times of the year. Complicated stuff! I thought gardening was simply about mowing, weeding and occasionally shouting at kids in the street for kicking their football too close to my prize roses! |
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You can turn that round on its head: find a nurser or garden centre that you like, and make a point of visiting it at different times of the year. Then any impulse buys will have their season of interest at different times during the year. Ideally, of course, you'll see things that you like, then you'll go home and research their needs, and only then come back and buy them. Yeah, right.
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In message , kay
writes Ideally, of course, you'll see things that you like, then you'll go home and research their needs, and only then come back and buy them. Yeah, right. By which time they will have sold out -- Flossie |
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In article , Nospam@invalid
says... Uh, am I a wimp because I take the RHS Encyclopaedia with me when I go out to garden centres? Yes. I prefer places where they have quality plant reference books for staff (often kept under the desk) and let the customers borrow it to look stuff up :-) Janet |
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In article , Nospam@invalid
says... That's why I only bother to take books to Garden Centres (where if there is a copy of anything RHS it's heavily sealed in plastic and sold for full cover price). IME, it's very unusual for any of the big GC chains not to have reference books available to customers on request. (staff copies are usually under the desk or in the back office; you won't see them unless you ask). Janet |
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Ellesmere Port, according to his GB info
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