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Out, out, damn slug!
After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare
for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, Spider wrote:
After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Now the real questions are (a) how did sluggie get there (are you in the habit of gardening in your nightie?) and (b) did it lay eggs in the underwear drawer before slithering into your nightie for some warmth? Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from Swansea Bay. Dave's at that end; I'm at this end. Bill's in the middle. |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On 10/06/2012 12:57, Jake wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Now the real questions are (a) how did sluggie get there (are you in the habit of gardening in your nightie?) and (b) did it lay eggs in the underwear drawer before slithering into your nightie for some warmth? Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from Swansea Bay. Dave's at that end; I'm at this end. Bill's in the middle. And the real answers are a) sluggie clearly wasn't a sluggard (I have never *ever* gardened in my nightie), as it must have either climbed the stairs or entered the first floor window, and b) as far as I know it didn't have sox and lay eggs in my undies .. before slithering anywhere. The ugly truth is beginning to dawn on me .. I often give my slugs and snails flying lessons before I turn in for the night. I usually propel them toward the south-west, so this one must have banked steeply and set a course for my bedroom window. -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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Out, out, damn slug!
"Spider" wrote in message ... On 10/06/2012 12:57, Jake wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Now the real questions are (a) how did sluggie get there (are you in the habit of gardening in your nightie?) and (b) did it lay eggs in the underwear drawer before slithering into your nightie for some warmth? Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from Swansea Bay. Dave's at that end; I'm at this end. Bill's in the middle. And the real answers are a) sluggie clearly wasn't a sluggard (I have never *ever* gardened in my nightie), as it must have either climbed the stairs or entered the first floor window, and b) as far as I know it didn't have sox and lay eggs in my undies .. before slithering anywhere. The ugly truth is beginning to dawn on me .. I often give my slugs and snails flying lessons before I turn in for the night. I usually propel them toward the south-west, so this one must have banked steeply and set a course for my bedroom window. I always stamp on the things rather than throw them anywere, just to make sure they do not come back! Alan -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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On 10/06/2012 14:48, Alan Holmes wrote:
wrote in message ... On 10/06/2012 12:57, Jake wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Now the real questions are (a) how did sluggie get there (are you in the habit of gardening in your nightie?) and (b) did it lay eggs in the underwear drawer before slithering into your nightie for some warmth? Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from Swansea Bay. Dave's at that end; I'm at this end. Bill's in the middle. And the real answers are a) sluggie clearly wasn't a sluggard (I have never *ever* gardened in my nightie), as it must have either climbed the stairs or entered the first floor window, and b) as far as I know it didn't have sox and lay eggs in my undies .. before slithering anywhere. The ugly truth is beginning to dawn on me .. I often give my slugs and snails flying lessons before I turn in for the night. I usually propel them toward the south-west, so this one must have banked steeply and set a course for my bedroom window. I always stamp on the things rather than throw them anywere, just to make sure they do not come back! Alan -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay The last time I trod on a slug, I slipped on its innards and nearly fell all the way down our very steep drive :~/. Dangerous things, these slugs. -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 14:55:33 +0100, Spider wrote:
The last time I trod on a slug, I slipped on its innards and nearly fell all the way down our very steep drive :~/. Dangerous things, these slugs. My favourite despatch method is a little kiddies' beach bucket sized thing of very salty water. Plink, plink, fizz sort of job. Also handy for making soup for mothers-in-law. Any resulting empty snail shells can be left out for the homeless if you are so inclined. Encouraging slugs to take up residence makes it a lot less messy when picking them off plants ;-) A lot of people don't know that it's very difficult to wash slug slime off anything because the slime simply absorbs water and expands (hence even more slippery). You need to dry it off. On hands, rub like crazy and it'll clump up and fall off. On ground, some salt will absorb the moisture; otherwise a bit of sand. Cheers, Jake ======================================= Urgling from Swansea Bay. Dave's at that end; I'm at this end. Bill's in the middle. |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 14:55:33 +0100, Spider wrote:
The last time I trod on a slug, I slipped on its innards and nearly fell all the way down our very steep drive :~/. Dangerous things, these slugs. I had a horrible experience with one of those big red/brown slugs. I must have run over it while I was on my wheel chair and it stuck to the tyre. I suddenly realised I had a squashed slug on my hand. Steve -- Neural Network Software. http://www.npsl1.com EasyNN-plus. Neural Networks plus. http://www.easynn.com SwingNN. Forecast with Neural Networks. http://www.swingnn.com JustNN. Just Neural Networks. http://www.justnn.com |
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Out, out, damn slug!
Spider wrote:
.. The ugly truth is beginning to dawn on me .. I often give my slugs and snails flying lessons before I turn in for the night. I usually propel them toward the south-west, so this one must have banked steeply and set a course for my bedroom window. Sprinkle slugs with salt. |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, Spider wrote:
After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote:
On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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Out, out, damn slug!
Spider wrote in
: On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) Do you have double glazing? If so, are the frames sealed properly? Slugs can get into the house through the smallest of gaps. Horrible things. Baz |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On 10/06/2012 15:13, Baz wrote:
wrote in : On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) Do you have double glazing? If so, are the frames sealed properly? Slugs can get into the house through the smallest of gaps. Horrible things. Baz Yes, we do and yes they are, although we do open the window to air the room. I shall have to stand on guard duty now :~/ -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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Out, out, damn slug!
Spider wrote in
: On 10/06/2012 15:13, Baz wrote: wrote in : On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) Do you have double glazing? If so, are the frames sealed properly? Slugs can get into the house through the smallest of gaps. Horrible things. Baz Yes, we do and yes they are, although we do open the window to air the room. I shall have to stand on guard duty now :~/ No, what I meant is that they will get through at ground level if the door frames, for example are not sealed. Not through open windows! |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On 10/06/2012 14:46, Spider wrote:
On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) But taking it off to garden could also cause a few problems |
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Out, out, damn slug!
On 10/06/2012 20:09, David Hill wrote:
On 10/06/2012 14:46, Spider wrote: On 10/06/2012 13:25, Stephen Wolstenholme wrote: On Sun, 10 Jun 2012 12:49:15 +0100, wrote: After a tiring day in the garden yesterday, I went upstairs to prepare for bed. I pulled my (pretty pink 'Victorian') nightdress from under my pillow and was about to put it on ... Eeek! Yuk! There was a slug slowly dehydrating within the folds of aforementioned nightie :~((! Deeply disgusting .. shudder. I had no idea that being a gardener would be so traumatic. Gardening in a nightdress could be a problem! Steve It would be a considerable problem since my nightie reaches my little pink toes; and, before you mention it, I don't sleep in the flower bed, either! ;~) But taking it off to garden could also cause a few problems I would blush, but since I was a little girl in freezing Yorkshire (no heating), I've always dressed under my nightie. Hence, when I take my nightie off, I'm all kitted out for the garden. There, that's not what you expected, is it?! -- Spider from high ground in SE London gardening on clay |
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