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I don't belieeeeeeve it
I see in this week's issue of the esteemed RT that there's a new 'detective duo' show in the offing - one which combines the skills of thief-taking with gardening. Can we expect to hear such lines as: "Aha, Jim 'The Spade' McGraw, gotcha bang to rights!" "Gah, it's a fair cop guv - but what gave the game away?" "That patch of disturbed soil - you tried to disguise the fact you'd hidden the body there by planting it up....but you made the mistake of putting in a Coccineum speciosum - and this soil is alkaline!" "And I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling horticulturists!" Or... "Quick, there's someone coming - get down behind this Buddleia davidii ( var Alba ).. and mind the Alchemilla mollis!" "Dash it all, I've snagged me tights on the Berberis x mentorensis." Regards, -- Stephen Howard - Woodwind repairs & period restorations www.shwoodwind.co.uk Emails to: showard{whoisat}shwoodwind{dot}co{dot}uk |
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