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Old 08-02-2004, 10:49 PM
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Oh no!


I just get sycamore of this type of story.


Asherly I haven't heard it.

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Default Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)

The message
from "David Hill" contains these
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Oh no!


I just get sycamore of this type of story.


Asherly I haven't heard it.

Janet

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I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:

Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.

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Default Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)

The message
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I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.

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Default Mystree in Tunbridge Wells, Kent (true story)

The message
from contains these words:
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/


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On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 04:21:40 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
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The message
from contains these words:
I noticed that Message-ID:
from Jaques d'Alltrades contained the following:


Oak A, these puns are plane out of alder, so willow stoppit before you
become rather unpoplar?


Yeah, leave it out.


Look, bud, if you continue like this we may all be rowan as it's getting
no osier to find horrid puns, so I'm aspen you to stop laburnum the
subject. Even a dogwood cock a leg at some of these innit.


Plane speaking is worth two in the bush.
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Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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