quite simple really, you`ll need to take apart a "party popper" put the cardboard roll on a peice of wide masking tape, take the white poder out of a whisteling rocket and pour than on the tape by the roll, seal it all up carefully and put this inside a waterproof container and extend the popper string that should be outside the container and freely pullable.
bury this container under 6 inch of soil and tie the string around the fish, as the cat pulls the fish, the string follows an BANG, the cat gets the scare of its life!!! it`s non lethal and might be worth putting in lemon rind into the container with some garlic powder.

it`s also handy on allotment sites where there are alot of theives!
use chili powder and red food coloring in the place og garlic and lemon, they WON`T come back again and will certainly think twice about entering your greenhouse and steeling tools!

Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
crapping in my flowerbeds.

ROFL! If you ever find out, take pictures!

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Alex Buell wrote:

On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping in my
flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do some very
bad things to you.

Why are you admitting in a public group that you have a small pussy?


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Peter Hucker wrote:
Alex Buell wrote:

On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping
in my flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do
some very bad things to you.

Why are you admitting in a public group that you have a small pussy?

She is Mrs Slocombe AICM5P

On Sun, 18 Apr 2004, Stimpy wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
Alex Buell wrote:

On Fri, 9 Apr 2004, Nomen Nescio wrote:

Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that it
explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always crapping
in my flowerbeds.

Don't you *dare* go anywhere near my little pussy, or I shall do
some very bad things to you.

Why are you admitting in a public group that you have a small pussy?

She is Mrs Slocombe AICM5P

No, it's quite true, I've got a lovely little cat.

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shipment, but when
you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

For the same reason that you press 'Start' to switch the computer off

redclay wrote:


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: Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
: it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
: crapping in my flowerbeds.
You hate fish too...
-How do you get trout to live in flowerbeds in the first place?
Rather than wiring a poor fish just spread moth crystals to deter the cats.
Moth crystals can be safely obtained from a moth mine but depending on your
locality you may need a mining permit.

ROTFPMSL!

Other odors than run the cats away
are menthol, wormwood and nutmeg. Any natural food store or drugstore(
chemists to you) should have the natural oils.




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Mike wrote:




You would be better off using moth-balls. First, catch as many moths as
you
can...........................


Difficult. On a par with 'Sparrow's Kneecaps'

Now Brass Monkeys are a little easier

WTF are sparrow's kneecaps?


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Nomen Nescio wrote in
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Hi, can anyone tell me how to go about preparing a trout so that
it explodes when a cat bites on it? I hate cats their always
crapping in my flowerbeds.

Apply a knob of butter to your trouser trout, then wait.

Regards

Martin

Mike wrote:



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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when
you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

For the same reason that you press 'Start' to switch the computer off

Would you prefer 100% more button space just so you can have a STOP?


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Through the skylight.