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Halooooo people! Got some great news
Hallo people, my name is Sally Lamb, and I am a retired housewife who has nothing to do with myself, so I visit Gardening Forums advising people of the cheapest shops and websites at this present time.
So here goes, B&Q and homebase are in rivls at the moment to gain the most summer customers and are batteling it out to get the most custom and are selling products at rediculous prices. Any way that is in stores, but online i have come accross this site called green fingers, and they have got a 10% off everything sale, is that it you might think, but they are already considerably cheap compared to all the shops etc. anyway here is the link if your interested http://clkuk.tradedoubler.com/click?...069925&g=95033 |
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lamby2k2 wrote:
Hallo people, my name is Sally Lamb, and I am a retired housewife who has nothing to do with myself, so I visit Gardening Forums advising people of the cheapest shops and websites at this present time. So here goes, B&Q and homebase are in rivls at the moment to gain the most summer customers and are batteling it out to get the most custom and are selling products at rediculous prices. Any way that is in stores, but online i have come accross this site called green fingers, and they have got a 10% off everything sale, is that it you might think, but they are already considerably cheap compared to all the shops etc. anyway here is the link if your interested http://tinyurl.com/9ptub **** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". The other spelling mistakes I'll leave as an exercise for you, since you have nothing to do with yourself. -- Mike. |
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"Mike Lyle" wrote:
**** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". And you quoted the whole spammy, quasi-literate post why? Rain expected in the American colonies, and high time. I've had to water some plantings of assorted greens; unusual here in the spring. (Can I mention spring? I've been told your seasons don't have the same names or some such in the UK.) Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G |
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from Gary Woods contains these words: (Can I mention spring? I've been told your seasons don't have the same names or some such in the UK.) Oh yes, please do! We know you have spring too from the rhyme: Bronx "Spring is sprung, de grass is ris, I wonder where de boidies is? De boids is on de wing - But that's absoid: De boid ain't on de wing, De wing is on de boid..." /Bronx We also have Summer here, allegedly, but like Easter, it's a movable feast, and might fall on any day between June and August. It is very shy, and sometimes it hides its face for upwards of a year. Now Autumn seems to be the bone of contention he it used to be called 'fall' in the UK two or three hundred years ago, but since the Colonies began successfully to mangle the language, we all learned to speak Latin, consequently adopting the word 'Auctumnus': however, visiting Colonials taking a late holiday soon tripped over it and broke it, making off with the 'c+us', resulting in the present 'Autumn' over here, and an epidemic of cussing over there. HTH -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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Gary Woods wrote:
"Mike Lyle" wrote: **** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". And you quoted the whole spammy, quasi-literate post why? Moment of madness induced by irritation! -- Mike. |
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from "Mike Lyle" contains these words: Gary Woods wrote: "Mike Lyle" wrote: **** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". And you quoted the whole spammy, quasi-literate post why? Moment of madness induced by irritation! I know what you mean, but the post was either a superb troll, or a bit of benign gushing. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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"Mike Lyle" wrote in message ... lamby2k2 wrote: Hallo people, my name is Sally Lamb, and I am a retired housewife who has nothing to do with myself, so I visit Gardening Forums advising people of the cheapest shops and websites at this present time. So here goes, B&Q and homebase are in rivls at the moment to gain the most summer customers and are batteling it out to get the most custom and are selling products at rediculous prices. Any way that is in stores, but online i have come accross this site called green fingers, and they have got a 10% off everything sale, is that it you might think, but they are already considerably cheap compared to all the shops etc. anyway here is the link if your interested http://tinyurl.com/9ptub **** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". The other spelling mistakes I'll leave as an exercise for you, since you have nothing to do with yourself. -- Mike. ******** To the educated the phrase "nothing to do with myself " is well understood. especially to people like myself who use the phrase regularly, - it being within my vernacular range. To the grossly ignorant the phrase ***** off* when addressing a lady may be acceptable. But it is not so to me.. It brings into question the culture of the dismal parents who failed to take care of their child's upbringing. You are not in the bar saloon. An apology is in order. Doug. ******** |
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To the educated the phrase "nothing to do with myself " is well understood. especially to people like myself who use the phrase regularly, - it being within my vernacular range. To the grossly ignorant the phrase ***** off* when addressing a lady may be acceptable. But it is not so to me.. It brings into question the culture of the dismal parents who failed to take care of their child's upbringing. You are not in the bar saloon. An apology is in order. Doug. ******** Put them where I put people who use foul language, ..... in the gutter where they belong and have no respect for them. Mike |
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doug wrote:
"Mike Lyle" wrote in message [...] **** off, sweetheart. And that's "you're", round here, not "your". The other spelling mistakes I'll leave as an exercise for you, since you have nothing to do with yourself. -- Mike. ******** To the educated the phrase "nothing to do with myself " is well understood. especially to people like myself who use the phrase regularly, - it being within my vernacular range. ¿Que? Never said it wasn't. To the grossly ignorant the phrase ***** off* when addressing a lady may be acceptable. But it is not so to me.. It brings into question the culture of the dismal parents who failed to take care of their child's upbringing. You are not in the bar saloon. An apology is in order. Doug. ******** A lady doesn't spam newsgroups. I'm a bit surprised you're not familiar with the "online I have come across" formula, or the pretence (perhaps) of being female, or the intentional use of poor English to make it look unprofessional; but they're all part of the routine. You really think "Halooooo people! Got some great news" is the kind of subject-line urg users would choose if they'd spotted a bargain? ....that it's likely as a newcomer's first message? ...from somebody who appears out of the blue with an advertisement from a funny address? I'd probably be a happier man if I were so tolerant. -- Mike. |
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"Mike Lyle" wrote:
You really think "Halooooo people! Got some great news" is the kind of subject-line urg users would choose if they'd spotted a bargain? It was obvious spam, and your language wasn't all that bad. Compared with the expanded vocabulary I learned in the U.S. Navy* it was very mild indeed. *I'm sure British Tars are far more polite. But then, nearly all I know of the subject I learned from Gilbert and Sullivan, and that is suspect... Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420' elevation. NY WO G |
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It was obvious spam, and your language wasn't all that bad. Compared with the expanded vocabulary I learned in the U.S. Navy* it was very mild indeed. *I'm sure British Tars are far more polite. But then, nearly all I know of the subject I learned from Gilbert and Sullivan, and that is suspect... Gary there is a time and place for everything. I was in the Royal Navy from Lower Deck to Wardroom. I have also been in Industry having served an apprenticeship in Shipbuilding and going on from the Factory floor to the Board Room. I adopted a policy a long time ago not to swear. I have worked with and in front of females and I was brought up to respect females and the older generation, sorry if it is old hat, but it is old breeding. ANYONE who swears in front of others, especially females, and/or on a newsgroup such as this where we don't know who is reading, in my mind is only fit for the gutter where such language belongs. Mike who doesn't knowingly lie either. NOW watch the flack fly |
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"doug" wrote in message ... To the grossly ignorant the phrase ***** off* when addressing a lady may be acceptable. But it is not so to me.. It brings into question the culture of the dismal parents who failed to take care of their child's upbringing. You are not in the bar saloon. An apology is in order. Who appointed you monitor? The English language is a rich and wonderful thing and its breadth of expression is there to be used. Besides, I note you saw fit to repeat the phrase in your preposterous response. See this pot? See this kettle? -- Brian Sig: I have nothing more to say |
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Mike wrote:
[...] ANYONE who swears in front of others, especially females, and/or on a newsgroup such as this where we don't know who is reading, in my mind is only fit for the gutter where such language belongs. Mike who doesn't knowingly lie either. NOW watch the flack fly Can't offer flak, I'm afraid. But I don't patronise women by adjusting my vocabulary for them. -- Mike. |
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Mike Lyle wrote:
Mike wrote: [...] ANYONE who swears in front of others, especially females, and/or on a newsgroup such as this where we don't know who is reading, in my mind is only fit for the gutter where such language belongs. Mike who doesn't knowingly lie either. NOW watch the flack fly Can't offer flak, I'm afraid. But I don't patronise women by adjusting my vocabulary for them. Sorry, forgot to add "...or by calling them 'females'". -- Mike. |
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Sorry Mike, it was the way I was brought up. I still walk on the outside of
the pavement. I still open doors and stand back to let a lady/female call them what you will go through. I still like to see the feminine gender, if you prefer it that way, to be served first at the table and have told waiters such, quietly and to one side I might add. Sorry, blame in on my upbringing. Another point which used to infuriate my wife and myself when we lived in Leicester were the adverts for female staff, "Girls" for the shop floor, "Ladies" for the offices. Sorry, blame it on my parents, but I won't be changing now at my time of life. |
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