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Crows stealing pebbles
Nuh Just ype
"meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message u... "John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. Should i be writing these recipes down? Nuh, just print out the email like normal people do, if yore a blonde yo know what to do. Theyre so ingenious. |
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Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... Nuh Just ype "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message u... "John Savage" wrote in message om... "Cynthia" writes: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? Now that you mention it, I seem to remember hearing about this. Don't crows need a pebble to add to their cooking, or something?? -- John Savage (my news address is not valid for email) Almost right, to cook a crow, you throw the crow in a pot, and a pebble, when the pebble is tender the crow is cooked. Also just ofr you, a blondes recipe for baking a roast, just in time for Christmas.... Bake a small roast and a large roast together in a large oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is just right to eat. Should i be writing these recipes down? Nuh, just print out the email like normal people do, if yore a blonde yo know what to do. Theyre so ingenious. Print? You mean writing but not cursive? Hmmm it's getting hard to read my posts around all the liquid paper. |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Cynthia wrote: Well, the crows probably don't see it as stealing, but they've recently taken to flying off with the pebbles I've used to mulch around pot plants. Does anyone know why they do this? It's part of pre-season training. They stole the idea from Port Power. |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Cynthia wrote:
Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. |
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Crows stealing pebbles
"Cynthia" wrote in message ... Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Hmmm we could go all Mythbusters on this one....a robotic, missile enabled scarecrow perhaps? |
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Crows stealing pebbles
"Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Unless you dont want him back either!!!!
"meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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LMAO....hmmm might be a plan...
"Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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You women are so subtle these days...
"meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head.
Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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Crows stealing pebbles
"meeee" wrote in message
... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Yeah,but thats after youre married.
"meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. "Jonno" wrote in message u... You women are so subtle these days... "meeee" wrote in message ... LMAO....hmmm might be a plan... "Jonno" wrote in message u... Unless you dont want him back either!!!! "meeee" wrote in message ... "Jonno" wrote in message ... Cynthia wrote: Damn goes to show, crow bait is availalble. No one would have thought. Here am i writing about sticks and stones. Stone the crows.... Mmm talking about bait, I may try scattering some pebbles around that area of the yard and put a balloon on a string near the pebbles. Next, place some drawing pins between the balloon and myself, then pull string when crow is conveniently close. Watch crows face when balloon bursts. I'm sure the neighbours already think I'm potty, so it won't make much difference. I'm tired of running outside and they see me approaching now. My husband couldn't be bothered anymore after the first few runs. Had a go with a short burst on the hose but other than there being a hose pipe ban on, it doesn't reach as far as I'd like it to and there's an obstacle in the way. The crows have also spotted my hand reaching for the hose just outside the door and they fly off before I can get the pleasure of squirting them. Next stop dynamite. Simple, put some strands of fishing line where they steal their diamonds. Flying into invisible fishing line un nerves them and they wont be back. Just make sure hubby knows the fishing line's there too... |
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Crows stealing pebbles
Wow another thinker.
BUT If she hits him wid de flying pan or is it the frying pan, what would she use to cook though? And she could also, maybe start her own circus, methinks. However this much like any other marriage, one sees flying saucers and another one sees flying pans. Others see stars and dont know what hit em. I think it be called love. Settle down ladies. its all in natures plan (To frustrate the hell out of each other) Crows are part of this game. Youre only a pawn in natures cruel game. "0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie |
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Crows stealing pebbles
"0tterbot" wrote in message ... "meeee" wrote in message ... Well, the obvious approach would be the good old frying pan over the head. Or the rolling pin, depends on personal taste. i'm just kind of amazed you have a husband who can fly. if he's so talented, would you not want to keep him about the place with no head injuries? kylie No, he just *thinks* he can fly. Probably as a result of the head injuries... |
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