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Cat Deterrent suggestions
I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs
regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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Cat Deterrent suggestions
Nicholas Steel wrote: I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings Not always... I had to clean up my back lawn after some arseholes cat plenty of times. , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. Yeah? I guess they dont spray on peoples property fight with other cats in the driveway at 2.00am kill birds scratch car paint shit in peoples garden beds Nothing wrong with cats while they are kept on their owners property. It's when they go onto others that the problems arise. Most cat owners conveniently forget about that bit... |
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The real issue here is that you copped shit as a kid and you can empathise
with cats. Your problem. Jock "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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On 13 Aug 2003 06:32:15 -0700,"Nicholas Steel" posted ... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. In the neighbourhood where I live, owners of dogs and cats are required to contain their pets within their own properties. If you take your dogs for a walk they are required to be on a lead, although the Council has set aside some areas where dogs are permitted to excercise off-lead. I have two dogs therefore I don't have a problem with cats in the backyard, but I have a large well fenced front yard which the dogs can't access during the night, so I am often bothered by cats squealing and meowing during the night. The local council actively pursues wandering dogs and impounds them and they also loan traps to people who are troubled by cats. After loaning out traps the Council workers call in each day to collect any cats captured and the cats are also impounded. If the dogs and cats are not claimed by their owners or alternatively homes cannot be found for them, they are humanely put down. I think that is a terrific way to control what otherwise could be a real nuisance to other members of a community. -- Chris Bee |
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"Jock" wrote in message ...
The real issue here is that you copped shit as a kid and you can empathise with cats. Your problem. Jock LMAO - your Freudian didactic "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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I love my dog but I dont like cats, I would be inclined to resent your
inferences but I know that everyone is entitled to their opinion... but just for the record I am not a bloke and I dont like beer.... nor am I particularly partial to being pigeon holed. "Jock" wrote in message ... The real issue here is that you copped shit as a kid and you can empathise with cats. Your problem. Jock "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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"Nicholas Steel" wrote in message
om... There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. I am curious as to what Nicholas Steel would make of someone who is a guinea-pig owner -- I don't particularly like cats or dogs! I am petite, but neither furry nor vegetarian... -- Chookie -- Sydney, Australia (Replace "foulspambegone" with "optushome" to reply) "...children should continue to be breastfed... for up to two years of age or beyond." -- Innocenti Declaration, Florence, 1 August 1990 |
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http://www.seuss.org/seuss/freud.seuss.html
Freud indeedy deed! Jock "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... "Jock" wrote in message ... The real issue here is that you copped shit as a kid and you can empathise with cats. Your problem. Jock LMAO - your Freudian didactic "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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I have found a .22 a very good deterrent, seems to stop them dead in thier
tracks so to speak. They can be revived with a healthy meal of mince and snail bait (equal proportions). Remember to shoot nine times though, can't have one of the other eight lives sneaking through. |
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"Leanne" wrote in message ...
I love my dog but I dont like cats, Well, as Tony Soprano would put it: "Ya dont say" I would be inclined to resent your inferences but I know that everyone is entitled to their opinion... but just for the record I am not a bloke and I dont like beer.... Bet the hubby does though eh sweetheart? nor am I particularly partial to being pigeon holed. Like I really care for your drab life. "Jock" wrote in message ... The real issue here is that you copped shit as a kid and you can empathise with cats. Your problem. Jock "Nicholas Steel" wrote in message om... I fail to understand the angst towards cats especially when dogs regularly tear kids/old ladies to pieces,leave monster turds and can wreck a back garden. Cats dont do this - they bury their droppings , dont attack people and you cant detect their presence in a garden. There's a dichtomy here - cat haters are often dog lovers - usually men but men of a particular type.The aspects of a cat appeal to someone who has no interest in domination but puts a high value on affection and curiousity. Dogs appeal to someone who absolutely must dominate - wives, mistresses, mates, work collegues, neighbours etc. Mostly they're men. One guy I worked with was typical - he loved dogs but also loved his beer, his footy, his fishing and his extra marital affairs. Overall a blokey dickhead.He often boasted about his cruelty to cats as a teenager in a country town. What he liked about his smelly mutt was its loyalty (subtext - dependence on him). He would call and it would come. The same dynamic applied with his wife. Like many dickheads he couldnt fathom the independence of cats. For that matter he couldnt fathom me - I didnt like footy or drink beer you see. He spread rumours that I was gay. When I confronted him about this in the basement carpark he went to water straight away - a typical gutless dog lover. His strength was entirely surface. He hadnt a clue of his inner self or what made him tick nor was he able to express himself emotionally. He had no idea how to satisfy his wife emotionally or sexually - his world was entirely physical - just beer, footy and his dog. He was typical of doglovers. I've had many confrontations with them mostly over dogs intruding into my property when let off the lead. One golden retriever ran at my cat. I had a shovel handy and threw it at the mutt. It hit but not hard. The dog ran over beside its owner - an alpha male with a shaved head astride a bike. I pushed him very hard and he fell on top of the mutt. This was sufficient punishment for both. At my weekender at Pt Lonsdale another golden retriever ran onto my property followed closely by its owner - this time an alpha male gone to seed - he had it all - the shaved head, fat that he thought was muscle, arrogant disposition I told him that his mutt running amok was breaking council by laws. This ratcheted up into an argument. There would have been a similar reckoning to the previous incident (a shove)except that his two children were behind him. |
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"SG1" wrote in message ...
I have found a .22 a very good deterrent, seems to stop them dead in thier tracks so to speak. They can be revived with a healthy meal of mince and snail bait (equal proportions). Remember to shoot nine times though, can't have one of the other eight lives sneaking through. Got to be careful that the owner doesnt take umbrage. I take an extreme version of Napoleonic law re wrongs committed against my cat - you know - guilty until proven innocent. |
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No probs with umbrage as long as the cat is dead. My yard, your cat, your
dead cat. Jim Nicholas Steel wrote in message om... "SG1" wrote in message ... I have found a .22 a very good deterrent, seems to stop them dead in thier tracks so to speak. They can be revived with a healthy meal of mince and snail bait (equal proportions). Remember to shoot nine times though, can't have one of the other eight lives sneaking through. Got to be careful that the owner doesnt take umbrage. I take an extreme version of Napoleonic law re wrongs committed against my cat - you know - guilty until proven innocent. |
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"SG1" wrote in message ...
No probs with umbrage as long as the cat is dead. My yard, your cat, your dead cat. Jim And my haymaker to your nose. Nicholas Steel wrote in message om... "SG1" wrote in message ... I have found a .22 a very good deterrent, seems to stop them dead in thier tracks so to speak. They can be revived with a healthy meal of mince and snail bait (equal proportions). Remember to shoot nine times though, can't have one of the other eight lives sneaking through. Got to be careful that the owner doesnt take umbrage. I take an extreme version of Napoleonic law re wrongs committed against my cat - you know - guilty until proven innocent. |
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