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The stinkyest smell gardening list.
"Steve Peek" wrote in message m... "George" wrote in message ... "David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. 4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting flies and sun. Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still remains. rob Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch. Steve AWWWWWW!!!! Nasty. !!!!! |
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