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The stinkyest smell gardening list.
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it
still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. |
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The stinkyest smell gardening list.
None4U wrote:
What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. David |
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The stinkyest smell gardening list.
HAHA!!
Isn't gardening fun!?!? Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe not.... "David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. David |
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"Thos" wrote: HAHA!! Isn't gardening fun!?!? Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest maybe now you've learned how to be smarter than the water hose....maybe not.... He jests at scars, that never felt a wound. -- - Billy "Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arn3lF5XSUg http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Zinn/HZinn_page.html |
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"David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. 4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting flies and sun. Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still remains. rob |
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"George" wrote in message ... "David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. 4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting flies and sun. Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still remains. rob Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch. Steve |
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On Fri, 14 May 2010 09:43:22 -0400, "Steve Peek"
wrote: "George" wrote in message ... "David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. 4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting flies and sun. Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still remains. rob Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch. Steve 6. Bought a house with ample garden space. Started clearing a few plots and found an old Coleman cooler in the tall weeds. Why I opened that, I'll never know, but I'll never do it again. It had someones now extremely rancid picnic lunch inside, my lunch landed next to it. The cooler was still there when I sold the place a couple years later. Newb |
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"Steve Peek" wrote in message m... "George" wrote in message ... "David Hare-Scott" wrote in message ... None4U wrote: What gardening smell tops this. I just did this today. And showered and it still isn't coming off. Get a 5 year old bottle of liquid fish fertilizer 5-1-1 That has a cracked cap and got moldy and real pasty. Put some water in it to get it flowing and dump a bunch in a watering can. Then take the water hose and shoot it in the can so it shoots out the top all over your face and chest. Feel free to add to the list. 1) Liquid moldy Fish fertilizer sprayed all over your face. 2) When your neighbour spreads fresh chicken litter over acres including feathers, feet, heads etc and before any rain the wind changes to come from his direction. Breathtaking, gag inducing, asthma provoking. 3) When you discover a tub that you filled with weeds and lost that has now filled with water and gone anaerobic. You find it under some rampant creeper by accidentally kicking the tub and spraying black water everywhere. Pure evil, heaving stomach cramps. 4. the contents of your fly trap. Originally baited with some stinking powder mixed with water. Made more putrid over several weeks by rotting flies and sun. Invariably taking the lid off the ridiculously thin plastic container resulted in the ******* splitting and spraying fly rot up your arms and down t-shirt. One shower later & the a smell like fresh cow poop still remains. rob Well, there was that groundhog that was destroying the garden. I was so desperate the rifle came out. I thought I had missed until a couple of weeks later. He made it to the entrance of his den, under the porch. Steve AWWWWWW!!!! Nasty. !!!!! |
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wrote in message m... "None4U" wrote: Feel free to add to the list. Not strictly garden-related but.... We break out the riding lawn mower only once or twice each year. It is stored in a shed that, otherwise, gets very little attention. One hot spring morning within the past two-or-three years, my nose led me thereto and to a o'possum who'd got himself wedged partway in the discharge chute and partway under the mower bed. My first removal attempt reduced the beast to 'possum parts. Indulge your imagination for a few seconds and you'll have a hint.... I still smell it on humid summer mornings. -- the Balvenieman USDA zone 9b, peninsular FL, U.S.A. "You know what they say: Once you kill a cow, You gotta make a burger" --Lady Gaga So what smells worse. Dead Armadillo, Dead possum Dead groundhog. |
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"None4U" wrote in message et... wrote in message m... "None4U" wrote: Feel free to add to the list. Not strictly garden-related but.... We break out the riding lawn mower only once or twice each year. It is stored in a shed that, otherwise, gets very little attention. One hot spring morning within the past two-or-three years, my nose led me thereto and to a o'possum who'd got himself wedged partway in the discharge chute and partway under the mower bed. My first removal attempt reduced the beast to 'possum parts. Indulge your imagination for a few seconds and you'll have a hint.... I still smell it on humid summer mornings. -- the Balvenieman USDA zone 9b, peninsular FL, U.S.A. "You know what they say: Once you kill a cow, You gotta make a burger" --Lady Gaga So what smells worse. Dead Armadillo, Dead possum Dead groundhog. Never smelled a dead armadillo, but groundhog beats possum hands down. |
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The stinkyest smell gardening list.
None4U said:
So what smells worse. Dead Armadillo, Dead possum Dead groundhog. Dead skunk beats them all. Had one manage to die in the daylilies next to my neighbor's house (which is right near my kitchen door). But the nastiest smell I've run into while gardening when I've managed to stick a finger into a rotten peanut that some squirrel had buried in my garden the year before. Oh, it's just HORRIBLE. -- Pat in Plymouth MI "Vegetables are like bombs packed tight with all kinds of important nutrients..." --Largo Potter, Valkyria Chronicles email valid but not regularly monitored |
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"phorbin" wrote in message ... In article , says... So what smells worse. Dead Armadillo, Dead possum Dead groundhog. The one you have to deal with. ...and makes the best story. Very true! and then there are those rotten potatoes in the cellar, you know... the ones you forgot about until you put your hand into them..... |
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"Steve Peek" wrote in message ... "phorbin" wrote in message ... In article , says... So what smells worse. Dead Armadillo, Dead possum Dead groundhog. The one you have to deal with. ...and makes the best story. Very true! and then there are those rotten potatoes in the cellar, you know... the ones you forgot about until you put your hand into them..... I can remember breaking a hard boiled egg found under a pine tree next to the porch. In the dead of summer , that was left over from the Easter egg hunt. |
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