Well said...


"rtk" wrote in message
...
Most of my newsgroup participation has been on the triathlon newsgroup,
but as a keeper of fish, ponds, and herps, I have lurked a good deal on
those appropriate groups. That's not many, but enough to observe that
no matter what the subject, it sometimes happens that something in a
poster's life, good or bad, is so overwhelming that it spills out in
unexpected places. Example: a man sent a note to rec.sport.triathlon at
2 a.m., saying he had nowhere to turn at that hour of the morning, his
little twin girls were sleeping and his family had not yet arrived to be
at his side because his wife was killed on her bicycle by a truck only
hours earlier. I know it was true because I saw him at Ironman Hawaii
racing in his wife's number. On the pond newsgroup a man called for our
prayers or thoughts because his wife and baby were missing and he was
frantic and had nowhere to turn. His emotions spilled over wherever and
it happened the computer was nearer than anyone. It is not as if
someone says to him/herself I think I'll introduce a new subject to a
newsgroup and add a few commandments just to annoy everyone. It doesn't
subtract anything from the group to be receptive and kind. Most
newsgroups digressed on 9/11 for a few days for the same reason: our
thoughts could not remain strictly on their tracks in face of such
overwhelming news. We needed to talk and everywhere was the right place.

rtk

Well said...


"rtk" wrote in message
...
Most of my newsgroup participation has been on the triathlon newsgroup,
but as a keeper of fish, ponds, and herps, I have lurked a good deal on
those appropriate groups. That's not many, but enough to observe that
no matter what the subject, it sometimes happens that something in a
poster's life, good or bad, is so overwhelming that it spills out in
unexpected places. Example: a man sent a note to rec.sport.triathlon at
2 a.m., saying he had nowhere to turn at that hour of the morning, his
little twin girls were sleeping and his family had not yet arrived to be
at his side because his wife was killed on her bicycle by a truck only
hours earlier. I know it was true because I saw him at Ironman Hawaii
racing in his wife's number. On the pond newsgroup a man called for our
prayers or thoughts because his wife and baby were missing and he was
frantic and had nowhere to turn. His emotions spilled over wherever and
it happened the computer was nearer than anyone. It is not as if
someone says to him/herself I think I'll introduce a new subject to a
newsgroup and add a few commandments just to annoy everyone. It doesn't
subtract anything from the group to be receptive and kind. Most
newsgroups digressed on 9/11 for a few days for the same reason: our
thoughts could not remain strictly on their tracks in face of such
overwhelming news. We needed to talk and everywhere was the right place.

rtk

Daryl Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada
S7K 4J1

Gee Daryl, is that YOUR address?? How interesting...

I'd hate to see what becomes of that....

....btw, still seeing images of satan and Jesus??? Keep reading revelation
and stay out of these newsgroups, unless you have something POSITIVE to
contribute...

--
RedForeman ©®
....Red (head hung low) Foreman


"Marcia, Bethany and Me" wrote in message
The Bible teaches that the dead are in the ground and waiting
for The Lord's Second coming, at that point those judged
worthy will be headed to heaven. Anyway, this is not an
appropriate place for religious discussion, you people
either cut it out and take this bullshit to alt.support.grief
or I will flood these groups with criticisms of your churches
until December 25th 2007. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

Daryl Shawn Kabatoff
Box 7134
Saskatoon Saskatchewan
Canada
S7K 4J1

Gee Daryl, is that YOUR address?? How interesting...

I'd hate to see what becomes of that....

....btw, still seeing images of satan and Jesus??? Keep reading revelation
and stay out of these newsgroups, unless you have something POSITIVE to
contribute...

--
RedForeman ©®
....Red (head hung low) Foreman


"Marcia, Bethany and Me" wrote in message
The Bible teaches that the dead are in the ground and waiting
for The Lord's Second coming, at that point those judged
worthy will be headed to heaven. Anyway, this is not an
appropriate place for religious discussion, you people
either cut it out and take this bullshit to alt.support.grief
or I will flood these groups with criticisms of your churches
until December 25th 2007. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

When I was a kid, we had a saying that went like this:
"Sticks and stones might break my bones, but words will never harm me."

As an adult I have learnt that this is true but that in contrast kind words
go a hell of a lot further. Anyone who choses to debase those who take time
out to share kind words needs to take a serious look at themselves and how
they are chosing to represent themselves to those they interact with. You
are what you represent to others.

(Here's another saying from my childhood) "Two wrongs don't make a right."
If anyone feels it was wrong for this to be posted here then they have every
right to say so, however common decency says to be sensitive. People are
just doing what comes naturally when communicating. Communications which
don't "travel" become pointless in the end.

SPAM the usenet? Well, we all make our own choices in life. Amongst other
things this is a feature of a democratic society. In order for democracy to
be maintained, others must also have a right to make their own choices and
it is obvious that the majority of people have chosen to be sympathetic to
this post.

Red,
I missed your original post/s as I was away for a few days, but my thoughts
are now with you and your loved ones. I know what you are going through. All
I can offer is that time heals. You will never forget, but it does get
easier. I am happy to see that you are still very active here in the usenet
and that is the best way. Keep your chin up and your head held high. It must
be obvious to you that you are amongst friends here, even though you have
probably never met any/most of them.

Kind Regards

Gordon

"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
HAHAHAHAHAHA..... your a hater... pure... small and simple.... hater...

your as bad as the father that smacks his kid for hitting someone... or
yell's at someone for yelling.... or sticks his finger in a kids face and
says with a mean tone stupid things like, "I'll teach you not to be mean
to
people"... ie... I'll teach you not to post what I want you to post...
by
how? posting crap yourself. So far, you've posted a few times on this
topic (which you might notice is off topic)... instead of taking the high
road and hitting your own kill file button.

But, I'll tell ya this... you may post as much crap under as many differ
ID's as you want... I may or may not read them... I'm intelligent enough
to
click the next message if I don't like the one I'm reading. That is
obviously WAY above your ability. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE show me your
intelligence by posting as much hate mail under as many possible different
names as you can. That will definitely teach me a lesson. As you may
recall, all this started from the sorrow of a little child about to die.
Grow a heart and learn not to hate!


snip

Duh, it's off topic, it does not belong in these group.
It's an abuse of these usenet groups. Note that
God decides when your time is up, and He has
chosen Sunday, which is great as you people
love Sunday more than Jesus. If you insist upon

your a hater... not a profit...

continuing with this line, I can ask for prayers
for my fish and plants, day after day, and day
after day utilize different identities to break out
of your killfiles, and if you don't like it, then
don't read it.

challange taken.... I can ignore all your spam... what you will learn
is...
people will learn to hate you and your many names as much as you hate
people
showing affection for an inocent child. You must be proud of your
religion
that teachs so much hate. I can't for one second imagine Jesus saying
something so pathetically stupid as, "If you share your feelings and
beliefs
about a small child, I will post tons of spam to your news group and make
you hate the day you ever met me". Learn to be a teacher... not a
hater...


Sample Headings:
Pray For My Sick Neon Tetra
Did My Albino Corydoras Cat See a Ghost?
Is My Albino Corydoras Cat a Ghost?

I thought you didn't believe in Ghosts...

Jesus Made Fish, So Can You!!!
Are Hepsetus odoe Bubbles Offerings To God?
Did God Smite My Java Fern?

I know mine was smitten... the Fern won't grow with all my Java bugs in
it.... rim shot here

How Do I Baptize My Fish?

that ones funny... cuz, fish are already baptized (full emersion)

Are Biowheel Filters Buddhists?

makes ya think huh?

Is Ichthyophthirius multifilis a Horseman of the Apocalypse?

hahaha... that's a good one too!


do you realize how much time you spent comming up with those fake
titles....
all in the name of hate! Your God must be proud of you.


All some of you people have to do is to keep
requesting that these groups are not used to
push your religious doctrines, and I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

-Daryl S. Kabatoff

hahahaha... you crack me up.... are you too blind to see that the
people that don't want to read this stuff.... AREN'T READING THIS STUFF!
They won't see your request to save them from.... YOU.... cuz, they
(unlike
you) are smart enough to *not* read something they don't want to read.

By the way... do you really think that the amount of spam you are
threatening us with will make one bit of difference to the amount of spam
that we already get hit with... UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES NO LESS... we have
all learned (unlike you) to not read them...

-brian

When I was a kid, we had a saying that went like this:
"Sticks and stones might break my bones, but words will never harm me."

As an adult I have learnt that this is true but that in contrast kind words
go a hell of a lot further. Anyone who choses to debase those who take time
out to share kind words needs to take a serious look at themselves and how
they are chosing to represent themselves to those they interact with. You
are what you represent to others.

(Here's another saying from my childhood) "Two wrongs don't make a right."
If anyone feels it was wrong for this to be posted here then they have every
right to say so, however common decency says to be sensitive. People are
just doing what comes naturally when communicating. Communications which
don't "travel" become pointless in the end.

SPAM the usenet? Well, we all make our own choices in life. Amongst other
things this is a feature of a democratic society. In order for democracy to
be maintained, others must also have a right to make their own choices and
it is obvious that the majority of people have chosen to be sympathetic to
this post.

Red,
I missed your original post/s as I was away for a few days, but my thoughts
are now with you and your loved ones. I know what you are going through. All
I can offer is that time heals. You will never forget, but it does get
easier. I am happy to see that you are still very active here in the usenet
and that is the best way. Keep your chin up and your head held high. It must
be obvious to you that you are amongst friends here, even though you have
probably never met any/most of them.

Kind Regards

Gordon

"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
HAHAHAHAHAHA..... your a hater... pure... small and simple.... hater...

your as bad as the father that smacks his kid for hitting someone... or
yell's at someone for yelling.... or sticks his finger in a kids face and
says with a mean tone stupid things like, "I'll teach you not to be mean
to
people"... ie... I'll teach you not to post what I want you to post...
by
how? posting crap yourself. So far, you've posted a few times on this
topic (which you might notice is off topic)... instead of taking the high
road and hitting your own kill file button.

But, I'll tell ya this... you may post as much crap under as many differ
ID's as you want... I may or may not read them... I'm intelligent enough
to
click the next message if I don't like the one I'm reading. That is
obviously WAY above your ability. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE show me your
intelligence by posting as much hate mail under as many possible different
names as you can. That will definitely teach me a lesson. As you may
recall, all this started from the sorrow of a little child about to die.
Grow a heart and learn not to hate!


snip

Duh, it's off topic, it does not belong in these group.
It's an abuse of these usenet groups. Note that
God decides when your time is up, and He has
chosen Sunday, which is great as you people
love Sunday more than Jesus. If you insist upon

your a hater... not a profit...

continuing with this line, I can ask for prayers
for my fish and plants, day after day, and day
after day utilize different identities to break out
of your killfiles, and if you don't like it, then
don't read it.

challange taken.... I can ignore all your spam... what you will learn
is...
people will learn to hate you and your many names as much as you hate
people
showing affection for an inocent child. You must be proud of your
religion
that teachs so much hate. I can't for one second imagine Jesus saying
something so pathetically stupid as, "If you share your feelings and
beliefs
about a small child, I will post tons of spam to your news group and make
you hate the day you ever met me". Learn to be a teacher... not a
hater...


Sample Headings:
Pray For My Sick Neon Tetra
Did My Albino Corydoras Cat See a Ghost?
Is My Albino Corydoras Cat a Ghost?

I thought you didn't believe in Ghosts...

Jesus Made Fish, So Can You!!!
Are Hepsetus odoe Bubbles Offerings To God?
Did God Smite My Java Fern?

I know mine was smitten... the Fern won't grow with all my Java bugs in
it.... rim shot here

How Do I Baptize My Fish?

that ones funny... cuz, fish are already baptized (full emersion)

Are Biowheel Filters Buddhists?

makes ya think huh?

Is Ichthyophthirius multifilis a Horseman of the Apocalypse?

hahaha... that's a good one too!


do you realize how much time you spent comming up with those fake
titles....
all in the name of hate! Your God must be proud of you.


All some of you people have to do is to keep
requesting that these groups are not used to
push your religious doctrines, and I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

-Daryl S. Kabatoff

hahahaha... you crack me up.... are you too blind to see that the
people that don't want to read this stuff.... AREN'T READING THIS STUFF!
They won't see your request to save them from.... YOU.... cuz, they
(unlike
you) are smart enough to *not* read something they don't want to read.

By the way... do you really think that the amount of spam you are
threatening us with will make one bit of difference to the amount of spam
that we already get hit with... UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES NO LESS... we have
all learned (unlike you) to not read them...

-brian

"battlelance" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 18:51:21 GMT, "Marcia, Bethany and Me"
wrote:

Duh, it's off topic, it does not belong in these group.

So when did you become the keeper of this usenet group?

Oh, right, it's unmoderated.

All some of you people have to do is to keep
requesting that these groups are not used to
push your religious doctrines, and I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion. Some people are religious,
some are fanatics, some don't give a sweet squat. But you know what,
this thread wasn't about religion, it was about a little lad that was
very ill.

You really are an insentisive twit with a lot of spare time on your
hands!

It's a shame you're a Canadian. We're normally very tolerant of other
people, but obviously you have issues. Perhaps a bad childhood
experience? :P

The only real tolerance you people have is for your
traditions Seven years of psychiatric torture as a
reward for criticizing traditions in your churches,
I begged in vain for assistance to flee the country,
now you people have the audacity to call me insensitive.
God decides when your children's lives are up,
your heart chooses Sunday as your holy day,
and He chose Sunday to stop this one's heart.
I don't think it proper for people to come to
fish groups and preach that their smitten
children are in heaven and looking down upon
us, and rather than admonish the behaviour,
you people encourage it for you desire to hear
news that your own smitten kids are in heaven.
God dothn't appoint me as a keeper of your
usenet group, God appoints me to identify
and denounce the crap that pours out of your
mouths, and if your crap pours out into groups
that should be limited to carp, then I will
publicly identify it as such. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

"battlelance" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 18:51:21 GMT, "Marcia, Bethany and Me"
wrote:

Duh, it's off topic, it does not belong in these group.

So when did you become the keeper of this usenet group?

Oh, right, it's unmoderated.

All some of you people have to do is to keep
requesting that these groups are not used to
push your religious doctrines, and I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

Hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion. Some people are religious,
some are fanatics, some don't give a sweet squat. But you know what,
this thread wasn't about religion, it was about a little lad that was
very ill.

You really are an insentisive twit with a lot of spare time on your
hands!

It's a shame you're a Canadian. We're normally very tolerant of other
people, but obviously you have issues. Perhaps a bad childhood
experience? :P

The only real tolerance you people have is for your
traditions Seven years of psychiatric torture as a
reward for criticizing traditions in your churches,
I begged in vain for assistance to flee the country,
now you people have the audacity to call me insensitive.
God decides when your children's lives are up,
your heart chooses Sunday as your holy day,
and He chose Sunday to stop this one's heart.
I don't think it proper for people to come to
fish groups and preach that their smitten
children are in heaven and looking down upon
us, and rather than admonish the behaviour,
you people encourage it for you desire to hear
news that your own smitten kids are in heaven.
God dothn't appoint me as a keeper of your
usenet group, God appoints me to identify
and denounce the crap that pours out of your
mouths, and if your crap pours out into groups
that should be limited to carp, then I will
publicly identify it as such. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

Oops... that makes it look like I wrote that "threat" comment... last
thing I want is to be confused as the guy threatening hate mail... ;-)

BTW: well said! ;-)

-brian




"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...

"Marcia, Bethany and Me" wrote in message
news:JotYb.541256$X%5.142667@pd7tw2no...
"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

-Daryl S. Kabatoff


BIOYA!

HTH,
Jeff T.

Oops... that makes it look like I wrote that "threat" comment... last
thing I want is to be confused as the guy threatening hate mail... ;-)

BTW: well said! ;-)

-brian




"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...

"Marcia, Bethany and Me" wrote in message
news:JotYb.541256$X%5.142667@pd7tw2no...
"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

-Daryl S. Kabatoff


BIOYA!

HTH,
Jeff T.

"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
Oops... that makes it look like I wrote that "threat" comment... last
thing I want is to be confused as the guy threatening hate mail... ;-)

BTW: well said! ;-)

-brian



My bad, sorry about that Brian. I was in a hurry and didn't snip everything
I wanted.

Jeff T.

"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
Oops... that makes it look like I wrote that "threat" comment... last
thing I want is to be confused as the guy threatening hate mail... ;-)

BTW: well said! ;-)

-brian



My bad, sorry about that Brian. I was in a hurry and didn't snip everything
I wanted.

Jeff T.

no prob... ;-)


"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
...

"DumberThanSnot" wrote in message
...
Oops... that makes it look like I wrote that "threat" comment... last
thing I want is to be confused as the guy threatening hate mail... ;-)

BTW: well said! ;-)

-brian



My bad, sorry about that Brian. I was in a hurry and didn't snip
everything
I wanted.

Jeff T.

snip


The only real tolerance you people have is for your
traditions Seven years of psychiatric torture as a
reward for criticizing traditions in your churches,
I begged in vain for assistance to flee the country,
now you people have the audacity to call me insensitive.
God decides when your children's lives are up,
your heart chooses Sunday as your holy day,
and He chose Sunday to stop this one's heart.
I don't think it proper for people to come to
fish groups and preach that their smitten
children are in heaven and looking down upon
us, and rather than admonish the behaviour,
you people encourage it for you desire to hear
news that your own smitten kids are in heaven.
God dothn't appoint me as a keeper of your
usenet group, God appoints me to identify
and denounce the crap that pours out of your
mouths, and if your crap pours out into groups
that should be limited to carp, then I will
publicly identify it as such. -Daryl S. Kabatoff

hahahaha... you say the craziest things. a good belly laugh keeps the mood
high here. Oh wait... your serious... oh well...

the things you say just make me sorry for the day you are judged. God will
ask you, "how much love did you share in your life"... you'll get to
answer, "What's love got to do with it... I was too busy telling people
about their smitten kids." God, will say, "Smitten? when did you become
their judge hater" (I don't think God will call you a hater... but it adds
to the drama don't you think). Remember the "Judge not" comment God gave
you? You have no idea if our kids are smitten or not because that requires
a judge... a judge, oh say, like God. and you are not God. You use God to
your will and your purpose. You fling HIS name about, and words like
smitten and admonish and you seem to believe this will make your dribble
more acceptable to us. BZZZZZZTTT wrong answer... thanks for playing.

The fact that the child died on Sunday has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING other
than the fact that the day is called Sunday. How many children die on other
days of the week and what does that mean? Are you trying to actually
indicate that the children (or anyone else for that matter) that die on
Sunday is because they are being smitten? What the HELL is wrong with you?

You say that you are appointed to denounce the crap that pours out of our
mouths... what defines crap? oh say, maybe something like... "I'll spam
ALL of you and ALL of your groups" (in the name of God I bet) " and I'll do
it using different names so you can't block me". The entire truth to who
you are is easy... your a hater that uses God in your sentences to make
yourself seem like you have something of importance to say. So far, you've
shown nothing to do with teaching, educating, or enlightening. You want to
tell us were all evil. Once again, it takes a judge to declare someone
evil. you are not a judge.

what church do you belong to that rewards such hateful comments? If you
believe your religion and faith to be the true religion... then you should
not be ashamed to educate us in what religion we should belong to. You are
obviously the superior choice as a spokes person for your faith. So, tell
me what church I should join to save myself from myself. now is your time
to stand up and be a missionary for your church.

-brian

"Marcia, Bethany and Me" lurched into the group and
farted the following noxious cloud:


All some of you people have to do is to keep
requesting that these groups are not used to
push your religious doctrines, and I will
keep my contributions on topic and not
carry through with this threat.

-Daryl S. Kabatoff-Documented pedophile and
well-known penis worshiper.



snipped a lot of psycho crap from Shawn "pedophile-boy" Kabatoff


The following (courtesy of Waxy.org) is sort of an unofficial "FAQ"
explaining the psychotic nonsense posted to Usenet by Shawn Daryl
Kabatoff AKA "Dar", AKA "Probababbilities". And now AKA "marcia and
me".

WARNING: Read below before even thinking about responding to this
twit.

http://www.waxy.org/archive/2002/05/...a.shtml#000643


Usenet has the tendency to provide a public forum for those who would
normally be scribbling in a closet. For example, take Daryl "Shawn"
Kabatoff. For the last few years, he's methodically gathered
"statistics" from various sources, ranging from local newspaper
obituary pages to the food court of the Saskatoon Midtown Plaza mall.
With all the raw data he's collected, he's attempting to prove daily
that our full names are in "mathematical harmony" with our birthdays.
His rants normally focus on a single individual he's met or read
about, starting with calculations related to their birthdate and full
names, blending in whatever other personal information about their
family members, spouses, birthplace, and career he's been able to
glean. From there, it descends into a mix of numerology, religious
zealotry, and personal torment. I've never seen anything like it.
With all the prime numbers, Fibonacci sequences and biblical
references, it's like reading the notebooks of Maximillian Cohen and
John Nash combined. Unsurprisingly, several posts unfold to reveal a
history of painful mental illness. If you have some time, take a look.
I've detailed his posting history and a several sample posts below.

Usenet Posting History:

January 27, 1999 to July 5, 2000 as

December 9, 2000 to May 4, 2001 as

Oct 30, 2001 to Oct 31, 2001 as

January 20, 2002 to April 17, 2002 as (original
posts have been

removed from Google Groups archive)

April 26, 2002 to Present as

Selected Posts:
Tessa Lynne Smith
Dastageer Sakhizai and Helen Smith
Brett David Maki
Andrew Meredith Cotton
Kathryn Lee Hipperson
Amanda Dawn Newton
Mona Marie Etcheverry
Tony Peter Nuspl
Lisa Charlene McMillan
Grant Allyn Wood

Comments
scarier still is that saskatoon is my hometown, though not my current
residence. and every single place he's mentioned in his posts (most
notably nervous harold's and the roastary) were either places i've
been (as it's a small city of 200K) or hangouts, ie. the two places
mentioned. chances are i could email some friends back home and find
out if they know of him, they (my friends that is) being of the
broadway-centred slacker ilk. myself, too, until i got out of there.
eh, anyways. thought it odd to see all this. midtown mall. i ate my
meals there, whilst waiting several days in line for star wars episode
one, at the theatre across the street.
posted by andy raad on May 22, 2002 06:20 PM

Fascinating. It's like he's trying to take chaos and bind it into
whatever rules he can find, religious, logical and otherwise. Numbers
and math have a reliable pattern, something that can always be proven
to true or false. People and religion do not. It reminds me of Darren
Aronofsky's movie Pi. It's the story of an paraniod genius who is
trying to find a pattern in Pi. A group that takes interest in his
work is convinced that the existence of Pi, a number whose existence
can be proven but no quantified, is proof of the existence of God.
Kabatoff's hunt for patterns in something as random as name selection
is a way to reconcile his deeply logical thought process with his
conflicting religious views.
posted by matt on May 23, 2002 11:19 AM

Exactly. I probably shouldn't have, but I e-mailed Daryl yesterday,
asking him if he'd be willing to create a numerological analysis for
me. I also asked him if he had seen either Pi or A Beautiful Mind, and
what he thought of them. If he replies, I'll be sure to post it.
posted by Andy Baio on May 23, 2002 11:24 AM

I baked many pumpkin pies for Shawn (he likes pumpkin pies). I rubbed
pumpkin pie all over my breasts for him, and my breasts turned orange.
I am a pumpkin for Shawn.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 24, 2002 10:41 PM

Um, that's swell. So, you're in love with him?
posted by Andy Baio on July 25, 2002 07:10 AM

Shawn once went to a funeral for a Jehovah Witness that shot himself
and the lemon tarts were very bad, they were not only sour but were
rubbery as well. Shawn said that the guy was some kind of Jehovah
Witness prophet, he saw in advance that the lemon tarts at his funeral
were to be very very bad, and so he shot himself. Shawn said that he
never ate pumpkin pie at a funeral but would like to some day. Shawn
likes pumpkin pie and so I have been practicing to make very good
pumpkin pies.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 25, 2002 02:49 PM

Shawn said that the lemon tarts were sour, bitter and rubbery.
posted by Trisha Blondie on July 30, 2002 12:32 AM

I don't think this guy takes notes. I think he has Total Recall, and
it has driven him insane...
posted by Todd Smith on December 26, 2002 11:00 AM

Oh... I almost forgot... I didnt spend thousands of dollars a day
tormenting Daryl... We got a deal on tormenting that fiscal year, it
only came to about 37cents a day....
posted by Dr Claw on December 30, 2002 01:56 AM

Mr. Kabatoff attempts to portray himself as a victim, but in fact he
is a violent predatory pedophile who is well known to his local law
enforcement. In his post to multiple newsgroups with the subject
"Collecting Mail For The Coming Anti-Christ", he encourages mothers to
send him photos of their naked daughters. Mr Kabatoff explains, "I
personally did not want photographs being mailed to (the coming
Ant-Christ) that were of underage children unless the parent was
signing consent." He is banned from virtually all the shopping malls
in his community because he stalks young people and sexually harasses
them. He has an extensive arrest record which includes sexual
molestation charges. He's been hospitalized in mental institutions
several times because he likes to accost "nubile cuties." He writes
about his contact with young girls in many posts. Search newsgroup
archives for posts by him containing the word "nubile". As part of his
harrassment, he provides personal details in a public forum, such as
the real names of real children, in these and other posts. About one
girl he met at a mall, he writes, "I wanted Callie in my bed or I
wanted her and her sister dead."
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da....dfncis.de&rnu
He not only curses children and prays for their death in his posts, he
also enjoys attending the funerals of young people: "And so, since
nubile sweeties are found in greatest abundance at the funerals of
high school students, then it is the funerals of high school students
that make the very very best funerals, especially if there is food...
I stuff my face (and my pockets) with all the good food and look at
all the pretty nubile sweeties and have the time of my life..
..http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Da...le+sex&hl=en&l
r=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=LfXN8.63042%24R53.25142039%40twis ter.socal.rr.
com&rnum=1
Many of his posts are sent to alt.teens.advice. However, he liberally
spams, floods and crossposts his off-topic threatening and offensive
missives to countless newsgroups. Some people HAVE problems and some
folks ARE problems. Don't dismiss Mr. Kabatoff as a harmless nut. When
he sends these posts to any newgroup, please help by reporting him to
his ISP. Thanks.
posted by nospam on January 5, 2003 04:39 AM

I knew of him when I was attending the University of Saskatchewan.
He'd hang out in the Arts computer lab and all you'd see is screens of
numbers racing by on his laptop. I have an original copy of his
"Collecting Mail for the Coming Anti-Christ" pamphlet, and have seen
him be hauled away by campus security on more than one occasion. My
friends and I refer to him as "Crazy Number Man".
posted by Mr. Somebody on April 10, 2003 11:09 AM

I've been posting to (and about) Shawn for over two years with big
gaps in between. He has seen Pi and didn't like it and didn't think it
resembled him at all. (Wrong, it fits him to a tee) He doesn't have
total recall and has stated that he travels with a lap top to notate
items. Also, he uses "cut n' paste" a lot if you read all the way
through his ramblings. He is anti-social as shown by his angry
statements towards those who, by his own admission, have been kind
(but not kind enough) to him. Still, he's intelligent and seems to be
able to "take a joke" on occassion. That's where I came in.
posted by Gambol on May 19, 2003 02:22