Whaddaya get when you tie a Fuddnamentalist Christian and a Wiccan
together? Essence of Ex-Lax in the drapes, a cat with rigor mortis and
6 clogged-up Dust Devils.

--

HellPope Huey,
Stage moms may think their little dumpling
is the next Shirley Temple,
but all too often, the kid really sings like a flock of grackles,
who are crapping on your car, even as we speak.

"Their table manners could make you go blind in one eye."
- "Babylon 5"

"A young boy in Harlem sits at a computer in the library,
obviously exhilarated by the experience.
When asked why, he says 'Because it doesn't know I'm black.'
We are only as close to one another as we wish to be."
- Roger Rosenblatt