Quoth (Keith J. Crapper):

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

I'd suggest getting out the blender and making your own bone meal!

Jason

"LeeAnne" wrote in message
...
By all means, call the police ... they'll dig up your yard for you and
then
you'll have fresh beds to plant in, maybe you can even put in a little
pond
or something.

Just think all the work you *won't* have to do ;-
LeeAnne

This reminds me of an old joke. The elderly man writes to his son in prison,
and says, "it's sad, I'm too old to till the ground without your help, and I
won't be able to raise my corn, tomatoes, and peppers this year". The son
writes back to his father and says, "I'm glad no one here is allowed to read
my mail, because I wanted to tell you that I buried all the "stuff" in your
yard., and I won't be getting out of here for a long time" The next night,
after dark, several cars arrive at the old man's house with men and shovels,
and by morning, every inch of the yard had been dug up, and the soil put
back in place afterward.

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan

Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


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"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


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"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Holy Crap! Are you serious? That's neat ... house haunted by chance?


"Cindy" wrote in message
...
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some
sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the
base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved
from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.

Subject: Found a human skeleton in my garden
From: Jan Flora
Date: 4/2/2004 5:54 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:

In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.



You've been trolled. Notice the google account, the name "crapper", coupled
with such a stupid question. Of course you call it in, you don't keep human
bones around or you'll be the suspect...

-


theoneflasehaddock

At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.


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"Keith J. Crapper" wrote in message
om...
I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Holy Crap! Are you serious? That's neat ... house haunted by chance?


"Cindy" wrote in message
...
At least you found a skeleton.... I had the whole damn body. Some
sub-human
species murdered his pregnant girlfriend and dumped her on my property.
I also found out that the former owners wife shot him dead in now what is
my bedroom. While weedeating I found a 22 pistol in the backyard by the
base
of a tree, to which I called the police to come retreive it. From the
police I found out that a man had been beaten to death on the road leading
into my house.
Sheeeesh, who ever said moving into the country was peaceful...I moved
from
drug infested, crime laden South Fla to THIS.

We now call the road into our house "Murders Row"

Cindy
Zone 7, East TN.

I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.
"Jan Flora" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan

I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.
"Jan Flora" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Keith J. Crapper) wrote:

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...

Call the cops. It may be someone that they gave up looking for. Families
of murder victims deserve closure. Quit digging and call the cops. The
more you dig, the more you screw up the evidence.

You *don't* get to keep the skull to put on your bookshelf. That's
somebody's mom, dad, kid or grandparent. Would you want a member
of your family's skull kept for a trophy? Naaaw.

Do the right thing and call it in.

Jan

Just dig where the plants grow best. You never know what you'll find.

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CPS Associates
Video Production and Publication
www.cpsvideo.net


I think you found Jimmy Hoffa.

I just found parts of at least one human skeleton in my garden.Should
I call the cops or can I keep the bones? The skull is in good shape...