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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) When I see a dog owner walking their dog on my lawn, I walk out to the street and ask them to not allow their dog on my lawn. This works 99% of the time, especially if you are holding a 22. Funny how I don't have to do this very often as there are very few people who walk their dogs on my street. I was surprised to find out that it is legal to kill an unleashed dog if it is on your property in my city. You might also consider taking pictures of both the dog owner and the dog on your property as evidence. I do not like signs, but "Keep off the Grass" is short and simple. |
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