AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.


On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 09:29:54 GMT, James Vandenberg
wrote:

Danial wrote:
..
Mr. Hole

did you notice that this whiner posted this to three other newsgroups like
alt.home.lawn.garden, alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology,
alt.tv.sesame-street

Those three newsgroups are probably full of rebellious teens who use a
hacker program like Linucks to pirate their MP-3s. Posting to more than
one newsgroup should not be allowed, at all. I don't know why Bill Gates
put the ability in when he and Al Gore invented the internet. I'm going
to write to Microsoft to ask them to turn off this "Multiple news group"
bug.

Some people just should not be allowed to use computers.

Ja-my-point-exactly-mes
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Beware! Sometimes forks and candles fall from the sky.

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003, Danial wrote:

This is why I want to live on a rocky cliff overlooking the sea.

Today's magic number is the #3.

..
Mr. Hole

did you notice that this whiner posted this to three other newsgroups like
alt.home.lawn.garden, alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology,
alt.tv.sesame-street

Some people just should not be allowed to use computers.

Right, like those people who can't count.

--Jeremy

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http://impson.tzo.com/~jdimpson

The Magically Delicious Mr. Hole wrote:

I first saw the three skunks one late night three Tuesdays ago, there
was a big momma skunk, and 2 baby skunks scurrying back under the shed
when I had come outside of the house with a dixie cup I had placed a
spider in after I found it in the kitchen dangling on a potholder. At
first I thought it was a neighbor's cat because they were sitting so
close together, and I had never actually seen a skunk alive and or
moving except on tv. But as soon ads I saw the white stripe I dropped
the cup and dashed into the house where I quickly bolted the door.

I believe some skunks will actually pose as cats in order to seduce
unsuspecting female cats, so there's no shame in your mistake. You may in
fact have seen this 'on TV' as you say. Note that after you dash into the
house and bolt the door, you should brace your back against the closed door
while panting heavily. The lying skunk will then present you with a bunch of
red roses through the keyhole DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!


Paddy

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 08:38:59 GMT, Danial wrote:

did you notice that this whiner posted this to three other newsgroups like
alt.home.lawn.garden, alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.religion.kibology,
alt.tv.sesame-street

Um, Danial? That's four newsgroups. Also, you misspelled your name.

Some people just should not be allowed to use computers.

I absolutely agree, especially bozos who crosspost a crossposted
message to point out that it's crossposted, and do so without a trace
of irony.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:55:18 GMT, (Jaime M. de
Castellvi) wrote:

AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.

It's an urban myth, and it would appear that you've fallen for it. Bet
you feel foolish now.

PS: You know Michael Nesmith, the tall, skinny guy in the hard-rock
band "The Monkees"? His mom invented the CAPS-LOCK key.

--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology

NO, MICHAEL NEMSITHS MOM INVENTED SUPERGLUE LOL UR STUPIED

In alt.religion.kibology Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
: On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:55:18 GMT, (Jaime M. de
: Castellvi) wrote:

:AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.
:
: It's an urban myth, and it would appear that you've fallen for it. Bet
: you feel foolish now.

: PS: You know Michael Nesmith, the tall, skinny guy in the hard-rock
: band "The Monkees"? His mom invented the CAPS-LOCK key.

: --
: Kevin S. Wilson
: Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
: "You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
: maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology


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___________________

How do you spell "stupid"?

LOL

Greg


"revjack" wrote in message
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NO, MICHAEL NEMSITHS MOM INVENTED SUPERGLUE LOL UR STUPIED

In alt.religion.kibology Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
: On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:55:18 GMT, (Jaime M. de
: Castellvi) wrote:

:AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.
:
: It's an urban myth, and it would appear that you've fallen for it. Bet
: you feel foolish now.

: PS: You know Michael Nesmith, the tall, skinny guy in the hard-rock
: band "The Monkees"? His mom invented the CAPS-LOCK key.

: --
: Kevin S. Wilson
: Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
: "You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
: maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology


--
___________________

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 18:14:19 GMT, "Greg Rice"
wrote:

How do you spell "stupid"?

I'd have to say he doesn't spell very well, but that doesn't mean you
should call him stupid.

LOL

What's that mean? And what does it have to do with Michael Nesmith's
mom inventing the CAPS-LOCK key? Also, does anyone know what the
acronym CAPS stands for in "CAPS-LOCK key"?


"revjack" wrote in message
...
NO, MICHAEL NEMSITHS MOM INVENTED SUPERGLUE LOL UR STUPIED

In alt.religion.kibology Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
: On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:55:18 GMT, (Jaime M. de
: Castellvi) wrote:

:AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.
:
: It's an urban myth, and it would appear that you've fallen for it. Bet
: you feel foolish now.

: PS: You know Michael Nesmith, the tall, skinny guy in the hard-rock
: band "The Monkees"? His mom invented the CAPS-LOCK key.

: --
: Kevin S. Wilson
: Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
: "You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
: maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology


--
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--
Kevin S. Wilson
Tech Writer at a University Somewhere in Idaho
"You can safely ignore Kevin in order to
maximise life's experience." --A. Loon, in alt.religion.kibology

Kevin S Wilson (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 10:55:18 GMT, (Jaime M. de
Castellvi) wrote:

AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET? WOW!!! COOL MAN.

It's an urban myth, and it would appear that you've fallen for it. Bet
you feel foolish now.

It is completely the truth. Everyone always bashes Al Gore. You don't
understand the inturnet! It couldn't be possible without Al's
brilliant insight into bipolar RS232 technologies!

PS: You know Michael Nesmith, the tall, skinny guy in the hard-rock
band "The Monkees"? His mom invented the CAPS-LOCK key.

What did she use it for?

And didn't the IRQ conflict with her 128 bit PCI bus on the
ScRoll-LOCK key?

--
TimC -- http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/staff/tconnors/

We must use Tim as a tool, not as a couch." -- J F Kennedy

TheWitch wrote:
or takin' thuh tahm tuh let thuh skunks git ustuh yawl. Thay won't
spray yawl
hif thay don't feel threatened by yawl. i.e., few take thuh tahm tuh let
them say
yawl frum uh distance an gradually move in closer, yawl can happily
co-exist
with them.

Or you could just shoot the bloody things.

Oops, fewer new lines than included lines!

--
Matthew Parry, URL:http://users.tpg.com.au/mettw/
"Remember that early release of `rn' that prevented a posting
unless it contained more new lines than included lines? That
was actually a pretty good idea." - Peter van der Linden.

GET A GOAT
"The Magically Delicious Mr. Hole" wrote in
message ...
God, how I hate cutting the lawn. Its every two weeks now, and my lawn
wouldn't look so bad if Lawnman, across the street wasn't out there
every third day, down on his hands and knees trimming each and every
stinking blade of grass with a pair of teeny tiny scissors. I swear
he'd
be out there each and every night making sweet love to his lawn if he
didn't already have 3 womyn in his house, ala wife and 2 daughters to
have sex with.

Three hours every other week is too much to ask of poor Mr. Hole, and
quite frankly, I'm afraid to go into the back part of the yard these
days where the shed sits because that's where the family of skunks and
groundhog lives. The big fat groundhog doesn't really bother me, but
those skunks are just icky yucky nasty!

I first saw the three skunks one late night three Tuesdays ago, there
was a big momma skunk, and 2 baby skunks scurrying back under the shed
when I had come outside of the house with a dixie cup I had placed a
spider in after I found it in the kitchen dangling on a potholder. At
first I thought it was a neighbor's cat because they were sitting so
close together, and I had never actually seen a skunk alive and or
moving except on tv. But as soon ads I saw the white stripe I dropped
the cup and dashed into the house where I quickly bolted the door.

Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around
the
area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed?
That's
where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the
last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll
have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year
to
three! NOT FAIR.

This is why I want to live on a rocky cliff overlooking the sea.


Today's magic number is the #3.










..
Mr. Hole

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 12:33:19 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson
wrote:

On Thu, 31 Jul 2003 18:14:19 GMT, "Greg Rice"
wrote:

How do you spell "stupid"?

I'd have to say he doesn't spell very well, but that doesn't mean you
should call him stupid.

LOL

What's that mean? And what does it have to do with Michael Nesmith's
mom inventing the CAPS-LOCK key? Also, does anyone know what the
acronym CAPS stands for in "CAPS-LOCK key"?

I know shit from shinola.

But I can tell you what's the first thing Michael Nesmith's mom typed
after she invented the CAPS-LOCK key. Really wanna know? OK, OK,
just look below then:


BELOW
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\/










YHBT. HTH. HAND.


Cheers,

Jaime

P.S. Then, afterwards, she went and invented AOL and got her husband
to sign on. Then they were both kicked out of Paradise, but that's
another story.

Go rent an apartment. Else get your hand out of your pants, put down
the can of beer, pull yourself away from your Direct TV and go cut the
****ing yard you lazy, useless, redneck piece of shit. Plus you need
the exercise. Look at it like just another hobby. and it's only for 6
months out of the year.

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 15:24:06 -0400 (EDT), (The
Magically Delicious Mr. Hole) wrote:

God, how I hate cutting the lawn. Its every two weeks now, and my lawn
wouldn't look so bad if Lawnman, across the street wasn't out there
every third day, down on his hands and knees trimming each and every
stinking blade of grass with a pair of teeny tiny scissors. I swear he'd
be out there each and every night making sweet love to his lawn if he
didn't already have 3 womyn in his house, ala wife and 2 daughters to
have sex with.

Three hours every other week is too much to ask of poor Mr. Hole, and
quite frankly, I'm afraid to go into the back part of the yard these
days where the shed sits because that's where the family of skunks and
groundhog lives. The big fat groundhog doesn't really bother me, but
those skunks are just icky yucky nasty!

I first saw the three skunks one late night three Tuesdays ago, there
was a big momma skunk, and 2 baby skunks scurrying back under the shed
when I had come outside of the house with a dixie cup I had placed a
spider in after I found it in the kitchen dangling on a potholder. At
first I thought it was a neighbor's cat because they were sitting so
close together, and I had never actually seen a skunk alive and or
moving except on tv. But as soon ads I saw the white stripe I dropped
the cup and dashed into the house where I quickly bolted the door.

Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around the
area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed? That's
where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the
last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll
have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year to
three! NOT FAIR.

This is why I want to live on a rocky cliff overlooking the sea.


Today's magic number is the #3.










..
Mr. Hole