"Ka30P" wrote in message
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zendo who last found the Titanic and submarines in his pond wrote Should
I
enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

That's a good question. Aliens can come in handy from time to time. I
don't
think anyone here would object to an alien bursting out of the chest of a
heron. Aliens probably would quaff whole bullfrogs raw. And raccoons,
hmmm,
they may be smarter than your average alien, since those aliens ended up
in
your pond and not the Reflecting Pool in Washington DC. On the other hand
it's
getting harder and harder for your self respecting alien to invade the US
of A
due to homeland security and all.
This should probably be cross posted in BV's That Time of Year thread.

Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

BV.

"Gareee©" wrote in message
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"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
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Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?



Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

BV.

"Gareee©" wrote in message
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"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?



Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

BV.

BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter? Should
you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???

BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter? Should
you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???

"Ka30P" wrote in message
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BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
Should
you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???


Seeing as the probably feed on human organs, I'd vernture to say, you should
not feed them at all. Or at a minimum be sure to feed them somebody that
believes fish feel no pain. (Sorry George, I couldn't resist.)


--
BV
Webporgmaster of iheartmypond.com
I'll be leaning on the bus stop post.

"Ka30P" wrote in message
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BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
Should
you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???


Seeing as the probably feed on human organs, I'd vernture to say, you should
not feed them at all. Or at a minimum be sure to feed them somebody that
believes fish feel no pain. (Sorry George, I couldn't resist.)


--
BV
Webporgmaster of iheartmypond.com
I'll be leaning on the bus stop post.

Ka30P wrote:

BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
Should you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???

Aliens should never be fed. If they're good aliens, you'll probably poison
them - you know, left-handed amino-acids & right-handed amino-acids (you
_did_ know about that, right??). They're smart enough to have travelled,
at the very least, 4 light years to get here, they probably know better
than us what they can eat, and they really should be capable of feeding
themselves. The only time you would even consider feeding an alien is if
he/she/it is too injured from the flying saucer crash to look after itself
- but then, how do you know it's a good alien? imo, better to be safe than
sorry.

otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.
--
derek

Ka30P wrote:

BV wrote
Is there some rule of thumb for gallons per alien?

Good question!
And do they necessarily need a hole open in the ice during the winter?
Should you stop feeding them after temps get below 55???

Aliens should never be fed. If they're good aliens, you'll probably poison
them - you know, left-handed amino-acids & right-handed amino-acids (you
_did_ know about that, right??). They're smart enough to have travelled,
at the very least, 4 light years to get here, they probably know better
than us what they can eat, and they really should be capable of feeding
themselves. The only time you would even consider feeding an alien is if
he/she/it is too injured from the flying saucer crash to look after itself
- but then, how do you know it's a good alien? imo, better to be safe than
sorry.

otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.
--
derek

"Benign Vanilla" wrote in message
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"Gareee©" wrote in message
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"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?



Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

I live to serve........


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"Benign Vanilla" wrote in message
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"Gareee©" wrote in message
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"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
om...
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Which leads to the question, if you kill the aliens, how to best execute
the
alien euthanasia, and of course, do aliens feel pain?



Do fish feel pain thread. 4 Days.
Aliens in the pnd thread. 2 Days.
Dry cleaning bill for peed in pants. $12.50
Joke tieing two threads together. Priceless.

I live to serve........


--
Gareee© (Gareee "at" Charter "dot" net)
Homepage:
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine.../mainframe.htm
Custom Figures, Wallpapers and more!

(Bruno Beam) wrote:
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Aliens are OK. Just make sure it doesn't get big enough for a troll.

Geez...what this joker got against scot.tld? Newsgroups trimmed...

(Bruno Beam) wrote:
Should I enter the gateway or should I destroy the pond to prevent
evil aliens from outer space coming through it?

Aliens are OK. Just make sure it doesn't get big enough for a troll.

Geez...what this joker got against scot.tld? Newsgroups trimmed...

Derek wrote
otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.

Because my mother didn't spend 20 years raising me to become lunch?

kathy

Derek wrote
otoh, bad aliens should never be fed, because ... well, just because.

Because my mother didn't spend 20 years raising me to become lunch?

kathy