On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:50:15 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
wrote:

"Zach Is Having A British Day" wrote

I don't think

'Nuff said.

Not really. We're wondering if you could explain the joke.

OK. If I must spell it out, you poor *******:

"[1] mother = mom, as you in the UK would say it."

Do you need further explanation or can 'we' explain it to you with the help
of a picture?

Ah common Ian be patient with the poor lad. He's probably british and
a little slow.

I see we're having a two-for-the-price-of-one sale.

I suspect he won't be around long, once his ISP (Internet Service
Portal) hears about his crossposting.

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message

I suspect he won't be around long, once his ISP (Internet Service
Portal) hears about his crossposting.

Who are you threatening, Netkopp?

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message

ISP (Internet Service
Portal)

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:29:57 +0100, "Hubert Maynard"
wrote:

"Zach Is Having A British Day" wrote in message

Word gets out ya know...kind of like steppin on ants ;-)

Q: How do you spot the American stepping on ants?
A: He's the one wearing ribbed soles.

HAW! HAW! Good one. LMAOROTFL!!!1!!!1!1

I now understand what Lord Chesterfield II meant when he said that
British humor is "inscrutable and self-referential, but grounded in
the essential existential questions."

"Hubert Maynard" wrote

ISP (Internet Service
Portal)

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

More like stuff it, and mount it, and put it on the wall.

--oTTo--

"Otto Bahn" wrote in message

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

More like stuff it, and mount it, and put it on the wall.

I now declare you American and wife.

"Hubert Maynard" wrote

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

More like stuff it, and mount it, and put it on the wall.

I now declare you American and wife.

Well, I declare independence! How do you like them
oranges, huh?

--oTTo--

"Otto Bahn" wrote in message

I now declare you American and wife.

Well, I declare independence! How do you like them
oranges, huh?

You can have it, as soon as you stop begging for technology and weapons -
which you'll never do until you can learn to differentiate between the two.

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:16:08 +0100, "Hubert Maynard"
wrote:

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message

ISP (Internet Service
Portal)

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

Whuh? I don't get it.

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message

ISP (Internet Service
Portal)

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

Whuh? I don't get it.

'Portal' != 'Provider'.

HTH, HAND, HORSE.

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:40:33 +0100, "Hubert Maynard"
wrote:

"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message

ISP (Internet Service
Portal)

Go back to start. Do not collect $200.

Whuh? I don't get it.

'Portal' != 'Provider'.

HTH, HAND, HORSE.

More acronyms. Why can't you people just speak English? You act as if
English isn't the official language of the Usernet.

"Hubert Maynard" wrote

I now declare you American and wife.

Well, I declare independence! How do you like them
oranges, huh?

You can have it, as soon as you stop begging for technology and weapons -
which you'll never do until you can learn to differentiate between the two.

Our Navy *alone* could kick your country's arse.
Maybe throw in some Marines to occupy Parliament.

Unconditional surrender in three weeks.

--oTTo--

Hubert Maynard wrote:
"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote in message


ISP (Internet Service
Portal)


Go back to start. Do not collect $200.


No. It's $20, same as in town.

--
Matthew

I'm a contractor. If you want an opinion, I'll sell you one.
Which one do you want?

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:12:49 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:



On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:50:15 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
wrote:

"Zach Is Having A British Day" wrote

I don't think

'Nuff said.

Not really. We're wondering if you could explain the joke.

OK. If I must spell it out, you poor *******:

"[1] mother = mom, as you in the UK would say it."

Do you need further explanation or can 'we' explain it to you with the help
of a picture?

Ah common Ian be patient with the poor lad. He's probably british and
a little slow.

I see we're having a two-for-the-price-of-one sale.

I suspect he won't be around long, once his ISP (Internet Service
Portal) hears about his crossposting.

Is it September already?
Looks at top right hand corner of screen Oh shit it nearly is, must have
gone in early for freshers week.
--
Big Tone

"Tony Davison" wrote

"Zach Is Having A British Day" wrote

I don't think

'Nuff said.

Not really. We're wondering if you could explain the joke.

OK. If I must spell it out, you poor *******:

"[1] mother = mom, as you in the UK would say it."

Do you need further explanation or can 'we' explain it to you with the help
of a picture?

Ah common Ian be patient with the poor lad. He's probably british and
a little slow.

I see we're having a two-for-the-price-of-one sale.

I suspect he won't be around long, once his ISP (Internet Service
Portal) hears about his crossposting.

Is it September already?

September never ended, and it won't end until
AOL drops the usernet.

Looks at top right hand corner of screen Oh shit it nearly is, must have
gone in early for freshers week.

Puh-lease. Everyone knows the clock is in the lower
right hand corner.

--oTTo--