Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

On Sep 3, 3:57*pm, unklbob wrote:
Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. *Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. *I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

..357 Magnum

jpw

In article ,
unklbob writes:
|
| How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
| repellant?

Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
in Texas.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

On Sep 3, 3:57*pm, unklbob wrote:

They hate cars. My advice is to commence brodies and burnouts and
figger-eghts on your acreage.

On Sep 3, 5:03*pm, (Nick Maclaren) wrote:
In article ,unklbo b writes:

|
| How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
| repellant?

Yes, indeed. *It is known as "Clue". *Go into your local shops, and
ask "Do you have any Clue?" *They will soon sort you out, especially
in Texas.

Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

You boys from Ukiah are funny, but it don't help my problem none.

I shoulda known better than to ask any damn Californians for advice.

On Sep 3, 3:57*pm, unklbob wrote:
Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. *Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. *I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?


I know nothing about this, just that armadillos and humans are the
only creatures of this earth that can get leprosy.

Jon

On Sep 3, 3:57*pm, unklbob wrote:
Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. *Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. *I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

Surprise it with guacamole dip and a CaptialOne card.

Doug

On Sep 3, 4:24*pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane
wrote:

Surprise it with guacamole dip and a CaptialOne card.

You owe me a keyboard.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?


.357 Magnum



Personally, I prefer a 30-06 or .270. The 357 bullets fragment and bounce
back, much like when shooting at steel plates. The high-powered rifle just
leaves a big greasy spot with some armor plating.

unklbob was thinking very hard :
Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

Move to Indiana.

"unklbob" wrote in message
...
Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter


http://www.armadillotrap.com/

HTH.


MountainFramer
Roll Tide.

--
"Prohibition...goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to
control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that
are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon
which our government was founded."

Abraham Lincoln,
December 1840

architecton faber tignarius

In article
,
unklbob wrote:

Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/1095.JPG

"Nick Maclaren" wrote in message
...

In article
,
unklbob writes:
|
| How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
| repellant?

Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
in Texas.

I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
underbridge dwellers.

--
Chris, (on tour)
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.
Schopenhauer

In article ,
"Cerumen" writes:
|
| Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
| ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
| in Texas.
|
| I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
| underbridge dwellers.

Oh, indeed, but they also tend to reach for their guns at any time
anyone shows any evidence of even looking for "Clue", and I should
be the last person to discourage the hunting of underbridge dwellers.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Dont see too many Armoured dildoes in the UK,
someone must have shot them all.