This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!
--
Residing on low ground in North Staffordshire

On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

Funny how 'Spooner Speak' kicks in when the sun is over the Yardarm

Mike

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I'm an Angel, honest ! The horns are there just to keep the halo straight.

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

Funny how 'Spooner Speak' kicks in when the sun is over the Yardarm

Mike


'Spooner Speak'? Mike what is this?

Baz

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

Funny how 'Spooner Speak' kicks in when the sun is over the Yardarm

Mike


'Spooner Speak'? Mike what is this?

Baz

Fest I could Bind

http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html

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I'm an Angel, honest ! The horns are there just to keep the halo straight.

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the
yard arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a
little later the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and
top up the fird beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy
bweeting tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't
fouching the teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

Funny how 'Spooner Speak' kicks in when the sun is over the Yardarm

Mike


'Spooner Speak'? Mike what is this?

Baz

Fest I could Bind

http://www.fun-with-words.com/spoonerisms.html


Spoonerisms? Oh! Takes the fun out of it when its all done for you with a
web page. Still, thats how we have to have it all now. No imagination,
just repetition.

Baz

In article ,
says...


'Spooner Speak'? what is this?

Look up Spoonerism

Janet

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In article ,
says...


'Spooner Speak'? what is this?

Look up Spoonerism

Anyone who complains about Spoonerisms must be a shining wit.

Steve

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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

Funny how 'Spooner Speak' kicks in when the sun is over the Yardarm

Mike


'Spooner Speak'? Mike what is this?

Baz

See my other posting :-)

Bill

On 04/09/2012 02:34 PM, Jake wrote:
On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.


A few Southern Comforts, you'll be spooning anyone and everyone that
comes your way!

I'm a straight scotch whiskey man myself, though I'll sometimes have a
glass of Bourbon which is my wife's drink. But like most of us I had a
seminal liquor experience when young: mine involved Southern Comfort.
After the loss of a long forgotten lass, I fell in with a band of
strangers and comforted myself to the tune of a pint of the stuff. I
can remember waking up draped over a car bonnet, hoping for a lift back
to school. No idea how I did make it back that day, but the
consequences were seve school probation was quickly passed, but to
this day the mere smell of the brew sends me off shivering and choking!

-E

On 04/10/2012 10:12 AM, Martin wrote:
[]
Scotch is whisky.


So is Rye, but you won't catch any in my glass. If you mean the
spelling, I'm betraying my roots.

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On Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:56:22 +0200, Emery Davis
wrote:

On 04/10/2012 10:12 AM, Martin wrote:
[]
Scotch is whisky.


So is Rye, but you won't catch any in my glass. If you mean the
spelling, I'm betraying my roots.

blonde? :-)

Whisky is Scottish, whiskey is Irish.

On Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:26:42 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:


"Martin" wrote in message
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On Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:56:22 +0200, Emery Davis
wrote:

On 04/10/2012 10:12 AM, Martin wrote:
[]
Scotch is whisky.


So is Rye, but you won't catch any in my glass. If you mean the
spelling, I'm betraying my roots.

blonde? :-)

Whisky is Scottish, whiskey is Irish.

Now what about Canadian, American, Australian, Danish, Finnish,
German, Indian, Japanese, Swedish and, of course, the excellent Welsh?

AFAIK, America uses the Irish spelling, including for Scotch, Wales
has its own Welsh spelling and the rest use the Scottish one.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the sunny and refreshingly green
east end of Swansea Bay.

"Jake" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

What a rare and amusing rabbit !

Bill

"Bill Grey" wrote in message
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"Jake" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 Apr 2012 13:10:48 +0100, Moonraker
wrote:

This is a cry from the heart, she really does not. A miserable wet
morning, so about an hour ago my wife decided the sun was over the yard
arm. She made me a lovely gin and tonic, ok so far. But a little later
the rain had eased so I told her I would go out and top up the fird
beeders, she did not understand me!

Ditto here save that it's Southern Comfort. Outside the noisy bweeting
tirds are hiding in the rees from the train and aren't fouching the
teeders at all except for the feen grinches.

Cheers, Jake
=======================================
Urgling from the hardly damp east end of Swansea Bay.

What a rare and amusing rabbit !

Bill

Sorry - made a mess of that one !!!

Should have been:-

A rare and amusing habit !

Bill