Are you sure Hammbone? Sounds like you live in Fantasyland with Ricky Rat
and all the other Disney characters.


"ex WGS Hamm" wrote in message
news

"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
m...
You must be German, Kay. You have no sense of humor, you have completely
missed the point and you immediately go on the attack.

Hate to break it to you, babe, but squirrels are rodents just like rats.
Even though they are not as "ugly" as rats, they often do just as much
damage to property.

So why don't you go back to playing with your nuts?

Here in UK squirrels are not as much of a pest as they are in merkinland.

Do German girls have nuts??

Only when they sneak into your room late at night and snip them off with
scissors and keep them under their bed in a shoe box. Watch out, Georgie
Porgy. You're next!!!!


"George" wrote in message
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:42:54 GMT, I found this from "Cereus-validus"
:

So why don't you go back to playing with your nuts?

Do German girls have nuts??

"Dave Liquorice" wrote in message
ll.com...
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 16:08:03 GMT, ex WGS Hamm wrote:

Here in UK squirrels are not as much of a pest as they are in
merkinland.

Depends which bit of the UK, round these parts greys are shot on
sight. This part of the UK mainland being one of the few places that
still has native Reds in residence.
I never said they weren't pests, but generally not as much of a pest as they
are over there and Canada. When I ived in Canada they were simply
everywhere, as common as starlings over here. They chewed into the loft
space and caused mayhem. I still liked them though and I'm afraid I fed them
every morning, even getting several to come and take peanuts from my hand.
My Canadian husband gave dire warnings about them being vicious, savage, etc
and called them tree rats. Still I fed them and never got bitten.

In article ,
Kay wrote:


squirrels are rodents just like rats.

That does not make a squirrel a "tree rat" any more than it makes a
beaver a "water rat"

Never pour a cold fact onto a heated argument :-)


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

In article ,
George wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 23:29:11 GMT, I found this from "Cereus-validus"
:

Get the acorns out of your ears and the squirrel out of your pants and pay
attention next time.

Stick to putting ferrets down 'em.

Nah. Ferrets don't like acorns. Try a pig.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

One for the killfile I think!


"Jim Webster" wrote in message
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 19:50:23 +0100 (BST), "Dave Liquorice"
wrote:

On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 16:08:03 GMT, ex WGS Hamm wrote:

Here in UK squirrels are not as much of a pest as they are in
merkinland.

Depends which bit of the UK,

The sane parts.

round these parts greys are shot on
sight.

By a bunch of ******s who have no idea about conservation.

This part of the UK mainland being one of the few places that
still has native Reds in residence.

Until man destroys their final refuge as he has done elsewhere.


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"George" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:56:59 +0100, I found this from Kay
:

There is no validity in the name 'tree rat' other
than as an epithet which has gained wide currency.

They are nice cuddly little things.

If you think that you are living in a fools paradise.

They are vicious nasty creatures who should never have been allowed to
develope.

--
alan

reply to alan(dot)holmes27(at)virgin(dot)net

They are vicious nasty creatures who should never have been allowed to
develope.

Maybe you should get into your wayback machine, set it for several million
years ago and prevent them from evolving?

You should be thankful that squirrels aren't carnivorous. Could you imagine
them jumping out of trees and attacking people?

Yeah sure squirrels are cute and cuddly.......until somebody get hurt!!!!!!

" wrote in message
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"George" wrote in message
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:56:59 +0100, I found this from Kay
:

There is no validity in the name 'tree rat' other
than as an epithet which has gained wide currency.

They are nice cuddly little things.

If you think that you are living in a fools paradise.

They are vicious nasty creatures who should never have been allowed to
develope.

--
alan

reply to alan(dot)holmes27(at)virgin(dot)net