Ophelia decided to sha

"bigjon" wrote in message
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Curiosity decided to sha

On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 22:40:25 +0100, bigjon
wrote:

Curiosity decided to sha

Hi all

Never mind the Cats, how do I keep Kids off the garden.
(Next doors cat has just got lost) .
snip

Just amble out there one day whilst they are about, swinging a baseball
bat
in one hand and a half full bottle of gin in the other, muttering to
yourself about "getting even"....
Nah

I prefer a bottle of whisky ;-)

Paul

Yeah, but Gin is slightly downmarket, has that "scumbag" look....

Oi! nowt wrong with a good drop of mothers' ruin

hehe.....
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Today is not your day.
Tomorrow is not looking too good either....