Could anyone tell me how to keep other peoples cats from pooing all over my lawn.

How about if you get a dog and send the dog after them before they do anything!!Might look like fun!hehe

try chucking to the next door.whoever keeps the cat!

I dont know whos cat it is, if I did it would be minus an owner as well

An elephant might be better judging by the size of what the cat leaves behind

vanda cats poo smells alot because the our new house garden grass was covered with cat poo

Keep the grass as short as possible - as cats don't like pooing on open spaces - and only tend to do it when the grass is long. Are you sure it's a cat? (They prefer to do it in private, like behind a bush, or on gravel/newly dug soil).

Zoe

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Emm18 Wrote:
How about if you get a dog and send the dog after them before they do
anything!!Might look like fun!hehe

An elephant might be better judging by the size of what the cat leaves
behind

Firstly
a) you are posting this to the uk.rec.gardening newsgroup. We have
answered this question many dozens of times, and have a FAQ on it.
Please do a search on previous threads.

b) please when any of you on gardenbanter contribute to this newsgroup,
could you do so as part of the thread you are replying to and not start
up completely new threads. We now have three separate threads from
vanda's original posting.
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Kay
"Do not insult the crocodile until you have crossed the river"

Kay, I never imagined you as a net nanny.

Oh well wrong again

:-((

"vanda lee" wrote in message
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Could anyone tell me how to keep other peoples cats from pooing all over
my lawn.

Get your own cat!



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vanda lee

Mike wrote:
:: Kay, I never imagined you as a net nanny.
::
:: Oh well wrong again
::
:: :-((

I don't think anyone's being a net nanny, there's half a dozen of them all
using names like vanda lee, NCDriver, drivernigel, emm18, tan786, korrina
osborne and a few others, they are probably all the same person and they are
all connecting via Wolves college and Gardenbanter.

FWIW I don't think it's worthwhile trying to explain to them what URG is as
they all seem slightly gormless.

abuse reports fired off to GB, although I doubt if anything will get done
about it.

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If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.