Home |
Search |
Today's Posts |
#31
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
"Travis M." wrote:
| | I doubt one could get a special permit to trap squirrels. | | 127 lines just for this? | |.....or 6KB. |Can you express your connection speed in lines? 127 lines of "message" - virtually all quoted thread from other people. Connection speed would be very relevant for folks on dial-up or other slow/expensive connections. For me it's just the irritation of having to scroll all the way down to find one line of message that adds virtually nothing. I know it's probably a waste of time responding, and I shouldn't do it, but once in a while ..... Alexander |
#32
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
I ask people to top post if they are unwilling to hard prune.
if they wont and they do a couple "me toos" at the bottom I just killfile them. Ingrid Alexander Miller Alex@. wrote: 127 lines of "message" - virtually all quoted thread from other people. For me it's just the irritation of having to scroll all the way down to find one line of message that adds virtually nothing. I know it's probably a waste of time responding, and I shouldn't do it, but once in a while ..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ List Manager: Puregold Goldfish List at http://weloveteaching.com/puregold/ sign up: http://groups.google.com/groups/dir?...s=Group+lookup www.drsolo.com Solve the problem, dont waste energy finding who's to blame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I receive no compensation for running the Puregold list or Puregold website. I do not run nor receive any money from the ads at the old Puregold site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zone 5 next to Lake Michigan |
#33
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
A .410 works great. We had them living in our attic. After we did an
extensive remodeling which involved ripping out most of the walls and all of the ceilings in our house (not because of the squirrels), the critters tried to come back. They would romp and play on the roof and tease and taunt me as they frolicked and scampered about on the deck, even looking in the low windows on the deck. My husband was totally against killing the beasts, but he did trap a few in a sav-a-heart trap and took them to a deeply wooded area 10 miles away. But, there were more of them than the trap could take care of. As their assault on our dwelling continued, I knew it would just be a matter of time till they would find, or MAKE, a way back into our home again. That's when hubby sorrowfully got the .410. The man is a deer hunter, and he has hunted and killed wild turkey and wild hogs, but considered these fluffy tailed rats that built nests in our attic, chewed on the wood up there, pooped, ****ed and reproduced up there, to be something that shouldn't be killed ?????? I finally told him it was them or me and he got his .410 and shot one! He told me about it, but didn't produce a carcass for me to see. From then on, he had to bring me a squirrel tail to prove he was doing the deed. I nailed them to the railing on the deck, the one they used to romp on. Blessed peace reigned for a long time. Then, when I started to see them again, and they taunted me every time I tried to shoo them off the deck, I got me a slingshot. I got pretty good with it. The little devils became aware of the yellow strap of the slingshot and would run away as soon as they saw it. Now, peace is reigning again and this time it has lasted for several years. I still see some, in the trees where they belong, but nary a one has dared to approach my house or my deck. if they do, well, I know what to do. Gloria "foo" wrote in message oups.com... This is a thread destined to be flamed. So be it. Dear PETA, Don't read this. onward. I have squirrels (oh yes, those cutesy little scamps running around with nuts in their mouths climbing trees and spreading glee throughout the land) that are not only digging up my brand new seedlings but terrorizing the pots they reside in as well. So far they have killed at least ten burgeoning plants. No more. I'm going walking tall on these punks very soon if I can't get some advice. (please). So, without further adieu here is my question: What is a safe and relatively easy alternative to preventing these *******s from eating my seedlings (and digging into the soil)? My first thought isn't safe- it involves a competition .22 with hot ammo and a spray of blood so fanning that it will look like the skies are raining death. Locked, cocked, and ready for squirrel. These *******s taunt me. Sitting high-and-mighty in *my* trees which I let them hang out in. They stare at me- they know me- I'm their maker- the one they may meet. They casually dance through the branches and always get away of course. But, from the bullet? Not so much. So with the secondary intention of actually saving these, ahem, a- holes, can someone please recommend a safe solution to either preventing them from eating my greens? If necessary I will build a squirrel sanctuary. One with plenty of weeds and expensive organic soil for them to dig through- sort of like a bat house. They can sit there fancy-free and munch away at things that nobody cares about. I will provide them a steady supply of nuts during the winter and even crack them for them to not damage their teeth. I will provide yearly dental checkups just in case. I will warm their squirrel house's with a nice warm incandescent glow so they may dine together on things OTHER THAN MY PLANTS. Thank your your your attention to this pressing matter. |
#34
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
PUH-LEASE! If you see a mouse in your house are you going to feed it and
protect it in case it has little ones? Gloria "Ash Williams" wrote in message ... On 11 May 2007 17:55:44 -0700, Gary wrote: A live trap might be an option. I've seen them for sale at farm and ranch supply places for about $40.00 Also, some state divisions of wildlife lend these out to property owners (probably on a limited basis - and maybe for a fee???) but something to check into. I am told that once you catch the little bugger you have to take it for ride of at least 5 miles before releasing it, in order to keep it from returning. Hope this helps. Happy trapping! And what if the trapped animal has a nest in a tree with young depending on that squirrel for life? More killing. It disgusts me. |
#35
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
Squirrels dig up lots of stuff just to see if it's something they want.
They are attracted to freshly disturbed soil thinking that they have found the cache of another animal to rob from. They're nasty, devious destructive pests. Gloria "Ash Williams" wrote in message ... On 11 May 2007 16:11:06 -0700, foo wrote: If necessary I will build a squirrel sanctuary. One with plenty of weeds and expensive organic soil for them to dig through- sort of like a bat house. They can sit there fancy-free and munch away at things that nobody cares about. I will provide them a steady supply of nuts during the winter and even crack them for them to not damage their teeth. I will provide yearly dental checkups just in case. I will warm their squirrel house's with a nice warm incandescent glow so they may dine together on things OTHER THAN MY PLANTS. Thank your your your attention to this pressing matter. You just gave the answer. However, unless you see them in pots, as you say, "living in them" they are not what is doing the damage. Squirrels don't eat seedlings that I know of. They eat nuts, fruits, and seeds, acorns, etc. I just came in and there are aborted peaches on the ground and my husband asked me if I thought it was the squirrels and I said, "I don't care if it is." Let it go. Killing is the worst thing you could do for yourself. Please avoid that at all costs. Not to save the squirrels, but to save the nightmare you'll have when you are a squirrel in another lower life. |
#36
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
On May 14, 9:13 pm, "Gloria" wrote:
Squirrels dig up lots of stuff just to see if it's something they want. They are attracted to freshly disturbed soil thinking that they have found the cache of another animal to rob from. They're nasty, devious destructive pests. But delicious, if prepared properly. It isn't often you get a chance to eliminate vermin and fill the cook pot with the same shot. I use a 22 and a pump-em-up pellet gun. Season here is nine months, but they taste good year 'round. Coyotes get the coons. cheers oz, whose karma is just fine, thank you |
#37
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
much better than shotgun and picking all those pellets out ...
MajorOz wrote: But delicious, if prepared properly. It isn't often you get a chance to eliminate vermin and fill the cook pot with the same shot. I use a 22 and a pump-em-up pellet gun ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ List Manager: Puregold Goldfish List at http://weloveteaching.com/puregold/ sign up: http://groups.google.com/groups/dir?...s=Group+lookup www.drsolo.com Solve the problem, dont waste energy finding who's to blame ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I receive no compensation for running the Puregold list or Puregold website. I do not run nor receive any money from the ads at the old Puregold site. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zone 5 next to Lake Michigan |
#38
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get somehelp.
Gloria wrote:
A .410 works great. We had them living in our attic. After we did an extensive remodeling which involved ripping out most of the walls and all of the ceilings in our house (not because of the squirrels), the critters tried to come back. They would romp and play on the roof and tease and taunt me as they frolicked and scampered about on the deck, even looking in the low windows on the deck. My husband was totally against killing the beasts, but he did trap a few in a sav-a-heart trap and took them to a deeply wooded area 10 miles away. But, there were more of them than the trap could take care of. As their assault on our dwelling continued, I knew it would just be a matter of time till they would find, or MAKE, a way back into our home again. That's when hubby sorrowfully got the .410. The man is a deer hunter, and he has hunted and killed wild turkey and wild hogs, but considered these fluffy tailed rats that built nests in our attic, chewed on the wood up there, pooped, ****ed and reproduced up there, to be something that shouldn't be killed ?????? I finally told him it was them or me and he got his .410 and shot one! He told me about it, but didn't produce a carcass for me to see. From then on, he had to bring me a squirrel tail to prove he was doing the deed. I nailed them to the railing on the deck, the one they used to romp on. Blessed peace reigned for a long time. Then, when I started to see them again, and they taunted me every time I tried to shoo them off the deck, I got me a slingshot. I got pretty good with it. The little devils became aware of the yellow strap of the slingshot and would run away as soon as they saw it. Now, peace is reigning again and this time it has lasted for several years. I still see some, in the trees where they belong, but nary a one has dared to approach my house or my deck. if they do, well, I know what to do. Gloria I'm with you there, Gloria. I used to have a good wrist rocket and I use glass marbles. I am quite a shot. My wrist rocket has gone missing (after children resembling grandkids were here, so another one is in need of Granny Maddie......they fear me when they see me. No yellow but the sound of the door opening used to strike fear into their little fluffy nutter hearts. I've discovered black walnut trees in the PATHS now because they're too lazy to plant the nuts into the raised beds of loose, rich soils. They come down the Pawlonia tree and taunt me as they raid the bird buffet that they used to be banned from. So beware, I am going to the Fart of Wall (Wall Fart) and purchasing a wrist rocket and my bag of marbles and I hit what I aim's at, thank you very much. Nothing like a glass marble careening towards you at full velocity! I always hit the ass I aim at, and have cracked a few heads with the marbles too! LOL Discovered a little nasty secret about Sugar recently. She adores to kill squirrels and caught her shaking one she'd gotten when it tried to divert her and go around the back of the tree. She was out flanking it and was waiting for it when it went around the back. Saw her come out the backside of a good sized hackberry tree with a fluffy tailed nutter in her mouth and she shook it until she broke it's back, then brought it to me and I told her good dawg and petted her. tossed it into the bendejo's woods over the nine foot chain link fence with the razor barbwire tops for the turkey vultures or coyote to find (they will, in no time) or even the raccoons. I just wish they ate Vinca Major!! LOL madgardener up on the ridge where we desperately need RAIN, back in Faerie Holler, overlooking English Mountain in Eastern Tennessee, zone 7, Sunset zone 36 where we're in a red burning warning right now, the lightening bugs are three weeks EARLY, the hummingbirds are five weeks EARLY, and I ain't planted my squash seeds in the containers yet....... |
#39
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
On Tue, 15 May 2007 02:13:49 GMT, "Gloria"
wrote: Squirrels dig up lots of stuff just to see if it's something they want. They are attracted to freshly disturbed soil thinking that they have found the cache of another animal to rob from. They're nasty, devious destructive pests. And so cute! I've also noticed that they dig up where I've recently planted. I solved the problem of their digging up my flower containers by placing plenty of rocks around the plants when I arrange them. The rocks also help hold in moisture (the containers are cement and dry out quickly). Sue(tm) Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself! |
#40
|
|||
|
|||
I'm about to eviscerate a lot of squirrels if I can't get some help.
"madgardener" wrote in message
... Gloria wrote: A .410 works great. We had them living in our attic. After we did an extensive remodeling which involved ripping out most of the walls and all of the ceilings in our house (not because of the squirrels), the critters tried to come back. They would romp and play on the roof and tease and taunt me as they frolicked and scampered about on the deck, even looking in the low windows on the deck. My husband was totally against killing the beasts, but he did trap a few in a sav-a-heart trap and took them to a deeply wooded area 10 miles away. But, there were more of them than the trap could take care of. As their assault on our dwelling continued, I knew it would just be a matter of time till they would find, or MAKE, a way back into our home again. That's when hubby sorrowfully got the .410. The man is a deer hunter, and he has hunted and killed wild turkey and wild hogs, but considered these fluffy tailed rats that built nests in our attic, chewed on the wood up there, pooped, ****ed and reproduced up there, to be something that shouldn't be killed ?????? I finally told him it was them or me and he got his .410 and shot one! He told me about it, but didn't produce a carcass for me to see. From then on, he had to bring me a squirrel tail to prove he was doing the deed. I nailed them to the railing on the deck, the one they used to romp on. Blessed peace reigned for a long time. Then, when I started to see them again, and they taunted me every time I tried to shoo them off the deck, I got me a slingshot. I got pretty good with it. The little devils became aware of the yellow strap of the slingshot and would run away as soon as they saw it. Now, peace is reigning again and this time it has lasted for several years. I still see some, in the trees where they belong, but nary a one has dared to approach my house or my deck. if they do, well, I know what to do. Gloria I'm with you there, Gloria. I used to have a good wrist rocket and I use glass marbles. I am quite a shot. My wrist rocket has gone missing (after children resembling grandkids were here, so another one is in need of Granny Maddie......they fear me when they see me. No yellow but the sound of the door opening used to strike fear into their little fluffy nutter hearts. I've discovered black walnut trees in the PATHS now because they're too lazy to plant the nuts into the raised beds of loose, rich soils. They come down the Pawlonia tree and taunt me as they raid the bird buffet that they used to be banned from. So beware, I am going to the Fart of Wall (Wall Fart) and purchasing a wrist rocket and my bag of marbles and I hit what I aim's at, thank you very much. Nothing like a glass marble careening towards you at full velocity! I always hit the ass I aim at, and have cracked a few heads with the marbles too! LOL Discovered a little nasty secret about Sugar recently. She adores to kill squirrels and caught her shaking one she'd gotten when it tried to divert her and go around the back of the tree. She was out flanking it and was waiting for it when it went around the back. Saw her come out the backside of a good sized hackberry tree with a fluffy tailed nutter in her mouth and she shook it until she broke it's back, then brought it to me and I told her good dawg and petted her. tossed it into the bendejo's woods over the nine foot chain link fence with the razor barbwire tops for the turkey vultures or coyote to find (they will, in no time) or even the raccoons. I just wish they ate Vinca Major!! LOL Our Vanessa keeps the squirrels and racoons out of our back yard also. She does the same to the squirrels as Sugar. The racoons don't want to tangle with her after she got one of the babies spring of 06. -- Travis in Shoreline Washington |
Reply |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Forum | |||
What to do with grey squirrels - M Ogilvie pro hunt nut and extremist, adviser for SNH suggests we should eat squirrels! | United Kingdom | |||
can i get some help please | Gardening | |||
squirrels get blamed for everything OT | United Kingdom | |||
squirrels get blamed for everything OT | United Kingdom | |||
I need some suggestions. I went a little crazing with some Crocosmia 'Lucifer' and some daylillies and I need to get them undeer control! | Gardening |