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FAQs re cats-can't find
On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
"Victoria Clare" wrote in message .209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. Franz |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
"Victoria Clare" wrote in message .209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. Franz |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
"Victoria Clare" wrote in message .209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. Franz |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
The message
from Victoria Clare contains these words: Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. Should I shoot him? I'll sell him some decent speakers. If he refuses to buy, you can shoot him then. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann"
wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. |
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The message
from Victoria Clare contains these words: Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. Should I shoot him? I'll sell him some decent speakers. If he refuses to buy, you can shoot him then. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
The message
from Victoria Clare contains these words: Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. Should I shoot him? I'll sell him some decent speakers. If he refuses to buy, you can shoot him then. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
The message
from Victoria Clare contains these words: Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. Should I shoot him? I'll sell him some decent speakers. If he refuses to buy, you can shoot him then. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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FAQs re cats-can't find
The message
from Victoria Clare contains these words: Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. Should I shoot him? I'll sell him some decent speakers. If he refuses to buy, you can shoot him then. -- Rusty Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar. http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/ |
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"Victoria Clare" wrote in message .209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. Franz |
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"martin" wrote in message ... On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:45:53 +0000 (UTC), "Franz Heymann" wrote: "Victoria Clare" wrote in message 8.209... "Martin Sykes" wrote in : "Kay Easton" wrote in message ... I have never seen a cat owner carefully scoop the crap into a plastic bag, then hurl the whole lot into the nearest bush. ...which I agree is disgusting behaviour but you'd complain even more if people let their dogs wander around your garden crapping in your borders. Actualy this has happened to me.a number of times. I used to live on one of those silly estates that bans using any kind of fencing on the front garden, where the problem was rife and the only realistic approach was robust good humour. Nothing was going to fix it, so you might as well be positive. Even here, my (hedged) garden has been invaded by badly-trained dogs, which not only leave droppings, but do sometimes damage other things too. Last time I ended up with an £80 vet bill for one of my rabbits. I accept, however, that one of my neighbours has a young and silly puppy, and they are doing their best. Mistakes happen. None of this causes me anything like the distress (and expense) I was caused by bored and badly-trained children in my last house. Oh, and the guy next door plays sentimental 30's ballads in his garden, when I would rather have rock, and his speakers aren't up to much either. It would be much more fun to torture the neighbour. Messiaen composed some organ music whuch is totally cacophonous. The music becomes even more strident and formless if you are in a position to play it through a setup which allows you to switch off the woofer speaker.. The occupiers of a certain nearby house was in the habit of playing moronic pop loudly in their garden, until I started annoying them by playing Messiaen organ music in mine even more loudly, as organ music should be played. My image of idyllic retirement in the Dales has just burst. :-((( Now tell me, that you get Tornados flying at an altitude 200' several times a day Yes. And they come in pairs. One day one of them is going to collide either with the church tower, or with one of the dozens of handgliders which grace our skies on both sides of the village on a sunny day. and Embraers from Linton on Ouse doing acrobatics 8 hours a day. I don't know about that one. Franz |
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