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I ate a beet
tuckermor wrote:
Congratulations on your beet crop. There is no sarcasm there, none, just sympathy. I once decided to try growing wheat in my 4x16 vegetable bed. I used about half of the bed for the wheat, and my friend with the electric flour mill laughed and laughed when I showed up on his doorstep with my little pint jar of wheat berries. But hey, I had enough flour to make a *delicious* batch of whole wheat rolls for Thanksgiving, and gained a much better understanding of what goes on up there in North Dakota. I planted some buckwheat out there, to attract bees, build the soil, but I think it's in a spot that is too shady. I also planted a container of snap beans. Got one plateful out of it. But, by golly, I grew them. What's a good shade tolerant veggie? |
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I ate a beet
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doofy wrote: tuckermor wrote: Congratulations on your beet crop. There is no sarcasm there, none, just sympathy. I once decided to try growing wheat in my 4x16 vegetable bed. I used about half of the bed for the wheat, and my friend with the electric flour mill laughed and laughed when I showed up on his doorstep with my little pint jar of wheat berries. But hey, I had enough flour to make a *delicious* batch of whole wheat rolls for Thanksgiving, and gained a much better understanding of what goes on up there in North Dakota. I planted some buckwheat out there, to attract bees, build the soil, but I think it's in a spot that is too shady. I also planted a container of snap beans. Got one plateful out of it. But, by golly, I grew them. What's a good shade tolerant veggie? I'd like to know too. I'm not sure there are any? Maybe broad leaf greens such as chard? -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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I ate a beet
"Omelet" wrote in message news In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: No jpeg? :-) No, Slacker! g Ok, ok, give me another day, and I'll take a picture of what the beet has become. giggles Believe it or not, there is a website for that. ;-) http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html Do NOT click that link unless you have a strong stomach!!! Honestly some people are so gross, and have WAY too much time on their hands! Or have a poop fetish. -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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I ate a beet
In article ,
"Manelli Family" wrote: "Omelet" wrote in message news In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: No jpeg? :-) No, Slacker! g Ok, ok, give me another day, and I'll take a picture of what the beet has become. giggles Believe it or not, there is a website for that. ;-) http://www.ratemypoo.com/top.html Do NOT click that link unless you have a strong stomach!!! Honestly some people are so gross, and have WAY too much time on their hands! Or have a poop fetish. As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein -- Bush Behind Bars Billy Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley |
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I ate a beet
Man, I can't wait until I get some land. Hard to change the world on my
10x12 concrete patio. Sounds to me like you need to start thinking outside the box.. as in stacked containers? Secure well, the last thing you want is toppling over when you are a week from harvest!! |_/ | |__/ | |___/ | |_____/ |
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I ate a beet
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gonzo wrote: Man, I can't wait until I get some land. Hard to change the world on my 10x12 concrete patio. Sounds to me like you need to start thinking outside the box.. as in stacked containers? Secure well, the last thing you want is toppling over when you are a week from harvest!! |_/ | |__/ | |___/ | |_____/ A little bit here and a little bit there and it all adds up. Eat Here, by Brian Halweil, p.162. "Households with a bit of land might be surprised at their capacity to satisfy some of their own food needs with a garden. In Cuba, the 104,087 small urban and suburban gardens in the form of patios, container plants, and "popular gardens" in tight locations between houses and streets actually yield more produce on just 3,595 hectares than all of the "organoponics" and inten- sive market gardens combined.15 15. Fernando Funes et al. (eds.) Sustainable Agriculture and Resistance; Transforming Food Production in Cuba(Oakland, California, Food First Books. 2002) p.227. Gonzo, keep on, keepin' on. -- Bush Behind Bars Billy Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley |
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I ate a beet
In article
, Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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I ate a beet
Omelet wrote:
In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. |
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I ate a beet
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doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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I ate a beet
Omelet wrote:
In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) |
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I ate a beet
In article ,
doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) Hm, do I really want to go there? grins -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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I ate a beet
In article ,
Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) Hm, do I really want to go there? grins Don't tell me that a proctology convention is breaking out he-0 -- Billy Bush & Cheney, Behind Bars |
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I ate a beet
In article
, Billy wrote: In article , Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , doofy wrote: Omelet wrote: In article , Billy wrote: As unsanitary a subject as it is, what comes out of us can be instructive. If it is black, you may have internal bleeding or too much iron in your diet. If you haven't been eating beets and it comes out red, you have bleeding. If there are things moving on it, you have problems. If it comes out hard, you need more fiber. If it comes out loose, you should consider what you ate. If it comes out unexpectedly, you may need to see a doctor. You you don't poop, you can probably expect to explode before you turn fifty;-) Amusing. g Last time dad bought some fresh beets and I cooked them for him, he'd forgotten about that "side effect". About a day and a half after I fixed them for him and he ate the entire bunch in one meal, (I'm not much of a beet root fan, I like the greens), he came into my room after going to the restroom and asked me if I could think of anything that would make it look like he had a rectal bleed. I continued with my e-mails and just said one word. "Beets". g He calmed down and finally recalled that factoid... He is 75. We don't serve fresh ones very often. I buy the salt-free canned more and they don't do that. Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) Hm, do I really want to go there? grins Don't tell me that a proctology convention is breaking out he-0 I'll be quiet now. g -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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Golden beets don't do that.
Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) Hm, do I really want to go there? grins Don't tell me that a proctology convention is breaking out he-0 I'll be quiet now. g Buncha scaredy cats. |
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I ate a beet
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doofy wrote: Golden beets don't do that. Red ones do. but not golden. ;-) Hm, do I really want to go there? grins Don't tell me that a proctology convention is breaking out he-0 I'll be quiet now. g Buncha scaredy cats. Just not scatological philosophists. -- Peace, Om Remove - (dash) to validate gmail. "Human nature seems to be to control other people until they put their foot down." -- Steve Rothstein |
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