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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice |
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Pam - gardengal" wrote in message news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03... Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. Pam, I like barberries, but not 75 of them, which is about what it would take to line my property's edge. Then, I have to trim them, as well as deal with them as I mow. If that happens, the dog owners have stolen TIME from me, something I have little enough of to begin with. As far as a "petty issue", when you have to spend 15 minutes cleaning your shoes, and perhaps the better part of a day shampooing your carpet, that's not petty. That's a crime. Next suggestion... get help with your anger issue. You can get meds to help with this obsession over a minor (yes, petty) problem. If you are daily, weekly, or even monthly spending a whole 15 minutes cleaning your shoes and a few hours cleaning the carpet then the time spent trimming a hedge would be minimal in comparison. Karen |
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"Anonny Moose" wrote in message ... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Pam - gardengal" wrote in message news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03... Put up a fence for god's sake. Karen Finally, someone with a reasonable solution to an extremely petty problem. Sorry, Karen, but zoning laws in virtually all cities prevent the construction of a fence where the lawn meets the street. And might that be because where the lawn meets the street is actually an easement controlled by the city? Try moving the fence back onto your property and don't tell me that fences in front yards in "virtually all cities" are prohibited by zoning laws, cuz it's just not true. And even if your city does have such a law, why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. Pam, I like barberries, but not 75 of them, which is about what it would take to line my property's edge. Then, I have to trim them, as well as deal with them as I mow. If that happens, the dog owners have stolen TIME from me, something I have little enough of to begin with. As far as a "petty issue", when you have to spend 15 minutes cleaning your shoes, and perhaps the better part of a day shampooing your carpet, that's not petty. That's a crime. Next suggestion... get help with your anger issue. You can get meds to help with this obsession over a minor (yes, petty) problem. If you are daily, weekly, or even monthly spending a whole 15 minutes cleaning your shoes and a few hours cleaning the carpet then the time spent trimming a hedge would be minimal in comparison. Karen You could get help, ma'am. How can you not see that it's pure, delicious fun to mess with dog owners? For that matter, *any* segment of the population that's brainwashed is fun to mess with. |
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"Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? |
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A question just occurred to me: Has a medical professional ever suggested
that you might be afflicted with coprophilia, even just a bit? |
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There's a sign near me that shows a squatting dog with a red circle and line
over it (no dog poop). Here's a link that shows it as well as others http://www.petsignsplus.com/1small3x...oporderpg.html cheers, Jim In article , "Doug Kanter" wrote: "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? |
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? Jeez, Doug, that's downright humane. It's not at all how I thought you'd deal with them Felice |
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"Felice Friese" wrote in message news:zdsWc.31068$9d6.11849@attbi_s54... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Felice Friese" wrote in message news:CjnWc.170346$8_6.15940@attbi_s04... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... By "no dogs, ever...", I'm targeting dogs accompanied by humans who (I assume) can read. I can deal with the strays myself. Oh, I'll just bet you can! Felice Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? Jeez, Doug, that's downright humane. It's not at all how I thought you'd deal with them Felice You've got me pegged well, Felice! If I lived out in the sticks where I knew a bullet wouldn't hurt people, I'd do what NY state law allows and assassinate the dogs. :-) |
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Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! |
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Felice,
When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. |
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"Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? |
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? The "remove the tags" part is nasty, and probably illegal. Tie the dog up and call the dog catcher; the owner will be fined after the first offense. Bob |
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"Sheila" wrote in message ... Felice, When he removes that dog's tag, and calls the dog catcher, the owner probably won't be notified. If not adopted, the dog will probably be put to sleep. If a dog owner lets its animal roam, the owner CLEARLY intended for the animal to annoy other people. There's no reason to show consideration for the owner, who, 99% of the time, will repeat the crime again. |
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Doug Kanter wrote: "Sheila" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? That's really nasty! Why is it nasty? I didn't say "hang the dog from the garage door handle". I said "tie them", no differently than the owner might tie the dog to one of those wire runs in the backyard. You think I should invite the dog in for a cocktail while we wait for the animal control truck to arrive? Read my last post, it's because you removed that dog's tag and the owner probably will not be found which means the dog most likely will be put to sleep. It would be fine if you didn't remove the tag. It's not the animal's fault. ' |
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Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Your dog could WOK here |
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