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"Hound Dog" wrote in message ... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Why don't you put up a fence? It'll save you a lot of trouble and grief in the long run. Hal Zoning regulations prevent putting up ENOUGH of a fence to make any difference. Besides, why should I spend thousands of dollars to compensate for someone else's lack of consideration? What do your next door neighbors do to discourage dogs from using their yards at toilets? Sounds like your yard has some unusual attraction for dog walkers as well as their animals. Find out what that attraction is and do away with it, or change it. Actually, there are very few fences in this neighborhood - just a few in the back yards. As far as the "attraction", none is necessary. People stop their dogs randomly at the dog's convenience. You know that. |
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I don't advocate harming the dogs but it takes superhuman effort not to get
too annoyed after fishing your newspaper with warm dog turd from the front of your yard for the upteenth time. I mean seriously when you see the dog owner stopping to allow his dog to crap in front of your lawn - right smack in front of your walkspace - it does tend to get a bit annoying. Sure you can complain but it takes forever for the authorities to take any action on such matters. |
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True, but it achieves the goal, doesn't it? The goal is less dogs roaming
the neighborhood. The goal is NOT to put an owner ON the hook, which means nothing but a $25 fine, about the same as a parking ticket. That achieves A $25 dollar fine? Over here in Melbourne Australia - the parking ticket fine is closer to $50 or $80. |
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"Crimson Castle" wrote in message ... I don't advocate harming the dogs but it takes superhuman effort not to get too annoyed after fishing your newspaper with warm dog turd from the front of your yard for the upteenth time. I mean seriously when you see the dog owner stopping to allow his dog to crap in front of your lawn - right smack in front of your walkspace - it does tend to get a bit annoying. Sure you can complain but it takes forever for the authorities to take any action on such matters. Bingo! The first time I dealt with it, the dog catcher said she had to actually witness the event, or the stray dog before she could even hound the owner. In this case, the dog in question was only roaming around 6:30 AM. Animal control people don't come out at that hour unless they're dealing with a dangerous animal, so I was left to handle the situation myself. Ridiculous. By the way, the town justice finally straightened out the dog catcher, who somehow had gotten a skewed idea of how to do her job. |
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"Hound Dog" wrote in message
... Find out what that attraction is and do away with it, or change it. Actually, there are very few fences in this neighborhood - just a few in the back yards. As far as the "attraction", none is necessary. People stop their dogs randomly at the dog's convenience. You know that. No, I do not know that. Dogs will pretty much relieve themselves where ever they have been trained to. I've taught most of my dogs to go in my own back yard. A few others, when I lived where I did not have a yard, I taught to use the curb. No sidewalks, no curbs. If there were, they'd still be my responsibility to maintain. If the animals are using your yard way more than your neighbors, then something is ATTRACTING their walkers. Perhaps you have a nice shady spot over your front walk where the person likes to stop and relax. Or perhaps there is something interesting for them to see. Yep. Nice shade tree near the edge. Not cutting it down, though. And, within a year, the property will be loaded with flowers, and therefore VERY interesting. Try standing in your front yard when you see them approaching. Your presence may be enough to embarrass them and encourage them to find another area to use. If that fails, ask them nicely to go elsewhere. It is your yard after all. "Embarrass". That proves my point. If the owners are embarrassed, they know they're doing something wrong. We shall see. |
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "Hound Dog" wrote in message ... "Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 18:09:52 GMT, "Doug Kanter" wrote: New house, new yard, new neighborhood, soon to be a massive garden. In my last 'hood, there were quite a few dog owners to deal with and I went directly from calm to ballistic with no in between. It worked, but twice, the police were at my house, ready with handcuffs, until they calmed down and realized that it's legal tell a dog owner that you'll murder their trash if they don't control it. This time, I thought it might be better to begin more quietly. I need to word a sign perfectly. The target audience is so-called "good dog owners", the ones who clean up after their trash animals. They're the ones who try and convince you that even though it's your property, it's OK for them to stop there. And, I believe that even when the owner picks the stuff up, the scent is still of interest to other dogs. My initial thought (for small, tasteful signs) was simply "No Dogs for ANY Reason. Period." Sounds boring, though, so I'm open to suggestions. The message I really want to convey is that the guy at this house may or may not be stable. I hope I'm not, but so far, I am. A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) Why don't you put up a fence? It'll save you a lot of trouble and grief in the long run. Hal Zoning regulations prevent putting up ENOUGH of a fence to make any difference. Besides, why should I spend thousands of dollars to compensate for someone else's lack of consideration? What do your next door neighbors do to discourage dogs from using their yards at toilets? Sounds like your yard has some unusual attraction for dog walkers as well as their animals. Find out what that attraction is and do away with it, or change it. Actually, there are very few fences in this neighborhood - just a few in the back yards. As far as the "attraction", none is necessary. People stop their dogs randomly at the dog's convenience. You know that. No, I do not know that. Dogs will pretty much relieve themselves where ever they have been trained to. I've taught most of my dogs to go in my own back yard. A few others, when I lived where I did not have a yard, I taught to use the curb. If the animals are using your yard way more than your neighbors, then something is ATTRACTING their walkers. Perhaps you have a nice shady spot over your front walk where the person likes to stop and relax. Or perhaps there is something interesting for them to see. Try standing in your front yard when you see them approaching. Your presence may be enough to embarrass them and encourage them to find another area to use. If that fails, ask them nicely to go elsewhere. It is your yard after all. |
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Your first task is to contact the dog warden and find out exactly what the law
is in that jurisdiction. In most places it is illegal for owners to walk their dogs on your property without your permission. However, if they are walking their dogs on the town right-of-way near the street, it's entirely different. Sign: how about Uncontrolled Attack Owner. Iris, Central NY, Zone 5a, Sunset Zone 40 "If we see light at the end of the tunnel, It's the light of the oncoming train." Robert Lowell (1917-1977) |
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"Doug Kanter" in news:Qj5Wc.1866$mV.1649
@news01.roc.ny: A friend suggested this: "All Dogs Will Be Collected and Eaten" Anyway, the best suggestion wins 27 virtual cold beers. :-) All Dogs Will Be Collected and Forced to drink beer |
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Reo ) in :
Jesus Christ, what is this, the twilight zone? You sound like Taliban discussing whose hands to cut off. hands? paws! "Caution: Hungry Taliban members live here." "Caution: lawn infested with carnivorous plants." problem: you'd still have to teach the dogs to read. |
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"Doug Kanter" in
: You're responding to two people at once, but I know that last line was for me. So, try this. Almost any statement can contain more than one meaning. lead. Please tell me all the possible meanings you see in this: "I want to go out when it's dark and smell the moonflowers." the Recombinant Punctuation game! "I want to! go out when it's dark and smell! the moonflowers...." "I want to go out! when it's dark... and smell the moonflowers." "I! want to go out when it's dark and smell the moonflowers?" |
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"Crimson Castle" in
: There used to be this jerk of a neighbour. He had this big labrador dog - and he would always go and let it defecate right in front of my front strip lawn. Small dogs I can take - but he had a big dog that had big crap... And when he kept on repeatedly doing it - what the hell is wrong with him??? The crappy thing is that his wife would yell at other dog owners. Thankfully, the bugger moved out - and hopefully is staying next to a Hell's Angels gangleader who owns killer rottweillers. anyhow, I had more important things to worry about - so I didn't let it get to me... unless I sat down for awhile and thought about it.... moreover I just didn't want an argument with the silly duffer. If I wanted to get even, I collect his dog's feces from my front lawn - then throw it onto his front door at 3am when noone is looking. If I was any younger - I'd collect my OWN feces and hurl it into his front door step at 3am randomly. onto their patio cover roof :-) out of reach from a ladder. do htey have a swimming pool? pond? donw the chimney. a 6 months' collection, super-rehydrated, then impenetrably clusteerd (poured) around their mailbox :-) shove thru vehicle grill, against the radiotor? pack, pack, embed, embed http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...up=alt.revenge I guess you could post a sign outside your lawn stating that you are using an insecticide that is highly toxic to animals. Then casually warn passing dog owners about insecticide - make up some story - about how it "may" cause harm to their pets. namedrop: incurabel canine diseases. You can also scatter highly hot chilli seeds onto the areas when the dogs crap. Warning! Insecticide Being Used may be Highly Toxic to animals. don't forget to include a company name and logo. either hand scawl the sign with marker, including a supposed cell number and 'amateurish' soudning name such as, bug thugz (seeminlgy written by someone who has suffered much damage to nervous system) or ABC-Syntrol-Davidson Hazardous Controls, Inc. - Division of Allied Industrial and Nuclear Test Co. paint your truck in camouflage. decorate your place with shrunken heads. wiht windows open, loudly play recordings of large exotic predators (pterodactyls, etc). Usually what they can't be certain of - usually puts an extra fear in them. don't step on the cracks! |
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"Pam - gardengal" in
news:I0eWc.296886$a24.77108@attbi_s03: why not consider planting a dog-unfriendly hedge of some sort, like barberries or rugosa roses? until the neighbor sues, cuz their kid crashed thier bike into the rose/briar patch. Certainly a lot easier than doing battle with your neighbors to the point where the cops are called or posting signs which beg to be ignored or more likely, willfully disregarded. sort of true. but the sign might encourage dog walker to let the poop go on another neighbor's front yard :-) |
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Larry Blanchard in news:2ouil5Fefp03U3@uni-
berlin.de: Oh yes, the sign: "Doggie-doo is a big fat WMD" [edited] |
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"Felice Friese" in news:zdsWc.31068$9d6.11849
@attbi_s54: Simple, Felice. You catch 'em, you tie them to the handle of the garage door, you remove their tags, you call the dog catcher......ba da bing. Doggy gone. What's so hard about that? Jeez, Doug, that's downright humane. except the tag removal... |
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"Doug Kanter" in
: If a dog owner lets its animal roam, the owner CLEARLY intended for the animal to annoy other people. There's no reason to show consideration for the owner, who, 99% of the time, will repeat the crime again. what about the dog? either way, the owner isn't qualified ot 'own' pets. |
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