On Fri, 14 May 2004 13:20:08 +0100, Stephen Howard
wrote:

On Fri, 14 May 2004 11:56:27 GMT, Lemmonie
wrote:

I have them in my garden. Well, not IN my garden but they do fly into it
and then into my kitchen and they scare the hell out of me.

I can i get them to stay away?

jam jar half filled with water will, get them to stay forever.


Short answer - no

Long answer - noooo

They look pretty fierce, but they have an undeserved reputation - and
they appear to be quite docile as long as you leave them alone.

http://www.shwoodwind.co.uk/Notes/Yoiks.htm

Be philosophical - they beat having crap neighbours hands down.

What happens if you have both?