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Garden Vandalism!
Identity "sig" in postings: Unless your posting through a chain of 10
"Mix Master" or "Cyber Punk" remailers in china and russia, using 1024 bit keyrings, any competent 13 year old can have your address, phone#, license plate, and shoe size in about 10 minutes. Ya'll'd be surprised at how easy it is to trace IP addresses to their physical owner. the pumpkin patch case: The police came out and said it's most likely that a vagrant came through, and was mad that there were no vegatables for him to steal. I have posted the following sign: "Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" and sprinkled empty 12GA and .270 shell casings around the yard to fortify the image of a gun crazed gardener, and punji sticks in 4 feet deep holes around each surviving vine. "Frogleg" wrote in message news On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 22:24:42 GMT, "For Auction" wrote: I'm new at gardening and growing things, so this year I decided to try to grow giant pumpkins snip I guess I learned today that growing pumpkins for the state fair is a competitive business.....someone pitchforked the entire patch today, 20 plants. Anybody else experience this? I'm so traumatized I'm thinking of growing tomatoes! Sorry for your loss. Around here, people just *steal* ripe pumpkins and watermelons. The state fair isn't in this area. One note: don't let this poison your thoughts against all the pumpkin-growers (or idle teenagers) in your area. Talk about it, mention it to the authorities, but try and maintain a "presumed innocent" attitude. Tomatoes yield excellent rewards. :-) |
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