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@#*%)^@ Cats!
I swear I'm going to start shooting these blasted cats. I just walked out
to the kitchen to get some apple juice. I look out the front door and notice a neighborhood cat squatting in my new bed -- you know, the one I just created and mulched over. Broad daylight, 3:30 in the afternoon and this cat is using my new bed for a litter box. We had a torrential downpour last night here -- all of the mulch (cypress mulch by the way) is still wet and it didn't stop him. Maybe I can create a motion sensitive device that will send a focused beam of electricity at the cat when it squats -- a Tesla ray gun. Turn them into instant fertilizer. GRRRRRRR.... James |
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