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Old 13-03-2004, 04:59 PM
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andrewpreece wrote:




Only imagination limits the possibilities, but I was thinking of a
mousetrap,
or three preferably. That'll smart. I don't get birds foraging in my front
garden,


Hmm no birds in your garden, probably no insects either and no cats.
Sounds a dreadful sterile wasteland.Probably looks pretty enough but
what with all the toxic chemicals you have sprayed, nothing lives there.
Some folks have an odd idea of what a garden should be :0(
Oh by the way, if any pet gets hurt in your garden because of a
deliberate attempt to maim them, not only are you prosecutable but
liable for any vet bills incurred.
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Old 14-03-2004, 04:08 AM
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
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Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.


If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.


Hedgehog shit in my garden looks like a squeeze of black toothpaste. I
can live with that.

What I don't like is when those bloody cats have a crap and then try
and cover it up by digging a hole in the lawn. Next door has 6 of the
bloody things and no litter tray, so you can imagine what happens in
my garden :-(

And yes cats do crap on lawns, I have watched one do it. However they
don't seem to like short grass, so I have even more incentive to keep
the lawn tidy.

Rick...
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Old 14-03-2004, 04:24 AM
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Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.



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Old 14-03-2004, 04:26 AM
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.


If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.


Hedgehog shit in my garden looks like a squeeze of black toothpaste. I
can live with that.

What I don't like is when those bloody cats have a crap and then try
and cover it up by digging a hole in the lawn. Next door has 6 of the
bloody things and no litter tray, so you can imagine what happens in
my garden :-(

And yes cats do crap on lawns, I have watched one do it. However they
don't seem to like short grass, so I have even more incentive to keep
the lawn tidy.

Rick...
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Old 14-03-2004, 05:31 AM
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.


If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.


Hedgehog shit in my garden looks like a squeeze of black toothpaste. I
can live with that.

What I don't like is when those bloody cats have a crap and then try
and cover it up by digging a hole in the lawn. Next door has 6 of the
bloody things and no litter tray, so you can imagine what happens in
my garden :-(

And yes cats do crap on lawns, I have watched one do it. However they
don't seem to like short grass, so I have even more incentive to keep
the lawn tidy.

Rick...


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Old 14-03-2004, 06:07 AM
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass.


If you have shit on your lawn which looks just like cat shit, then in
all probability it is hedgehog shit.


Hedgehog shit in my garden looks like a squeeze of black toothpaste. I
can live with that.

What I don't like is when those bloody cats have a crap and then try
and cover it up by digging a hole in the lawn. Next door has 6 of the
bloody things and no litter tray, so you can imagine what happens in
my garden :-(

And yes cats do crap on lawns, I have watched one do it. However they
don't seem to like short grass, so I have even more incentive to keep
the lawn tidy.

Rick...
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Old 14-03-2004, 09:06 AM
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Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.



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Old 14-03-2004, 09:20 AM
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Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.



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Old 14-03-2004, 10:01 AM
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Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.



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Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.





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"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).


Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.


Add songbirds, amphibians and reptiles to that and you're about there.

--
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Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).


Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.


Add songbirds, amphibians and reptiles to that and you're about there.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/hi-fi/
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 22:58:01 -0000, "mich"
wrote:

Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.


Why the hell should I get a cat to deter other peoples cats.

I don't like cats!!!!!

I DO like having my garden full of birds and wildlife.

If you want a cat, KEEP IT INDOORS.


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Old 14-03-2004, 12:24 PM
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On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 22:58:01 -0000, "mich"
wrote:

Whoever said what I haven't got a clue but.....
"Rick" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:25:48 GMT, "soon to be birthday girl "
wrote:

Bob Smith wrote:


"Jim S" wrote in message
news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win...
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).

Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.


Why the hell should I get a cat to deter other peoples cats.

I don't like cats!!!!!

I DO like having my garden full of birds and wildlife.

If you want a cat, KEEP IT INDOORS.


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On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 00:19:22 GMT, Jaques d'Alltrades
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The message
from "mich" contains these words:
"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts

but,
but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant!

Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


Cats dont like other cats! They are very territorial, so if you want to stop
cats using your garden as a loo GET A CAT of your own ( and put a litter
tray out for it. Most cats prefer a litter tray anyway).


Cats are the best rat and mouse deterrent too.


Add songbirds, amphibians and reptiles to that and you're about there.


See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2937420.stm



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