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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
Peter Crosland
 
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My "cat-loving neighbours" go on holiday for a couple of weeks and leave
their 3 cats to fend for themselves, which means the cats spend their days
and nights roaming around my garden at their leisure.


Catch them and take them to one of the animal shelters as having been
abandoned.


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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
martin
 
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On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:33:26 -0000, "Jim S"
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!

Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so
bitter and are a bit more forgiving!


Some of us even like cats.

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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
Martin
 
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Andy H wrote:
Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital
for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum


Didn't know they had hospitals for cats.



"Mike" wrote in message
...
Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat.

tastes like rabbit

The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the
vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself.

AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a
school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the
people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement,

and many other anti social behavioural actions.

Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are
like the Dinosaur........... extinct



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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
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On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:20:24 -0000, "Martin"
wrote:

Andy H wrote:
Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital
for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum


Didn't know they had hospitals for cats.


You don't watch much TV then.
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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
Andy H
 
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English not your strong point then?
"Martin" wrote in message
...
Andy H wrote:
Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital
for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum


Didn't know they had hospitals for cats.



"Mike" wrote in message
...
Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat.

tastes like rabbit

The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the
vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself.

AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a
school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the
people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement,

and many other anti social behavioural actions.

Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are
like the Dinosaur........... extinct



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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
Jim S
 
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Default Damned cats!!!

Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!

Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so
bitter and are a bit more forgiving!


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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
Peter Crosland
 
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Default Damned cats!!!

My "cat-loving neighbours" go on holiday for a couple of weeks and leave
their 3 cats to fend for themselves, which means the cats spend their days
and nights roaming around my garden at their leisure.


Catch them and take them to one of the animal shelters as having been
abandoned.


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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
martin
 
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Default Damned cats!!!

On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:33:26 -0000, "Jim S"
wrote:

Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!

Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so
bitter and are a bit more forgiving!


Some of us even like cats.

--

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Old 10-03-2004, 04:21 AM
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I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.


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Default Damned cats!!!

English not your strong point then?
"Martin" wrote in message
...
Andy H wrote:
Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital
for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum


Didn't know they had hospitals for cats.



"Mike" wrote in message
...
Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat.

tastes like rabbit

The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the
vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself.

AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a
school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the
people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement,

and many other anti social behavioural actions.

Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are
like the Dinosaur........... extinct



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Old 10-03-2004, 04:22 AM
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I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.


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Old 10-03-2004, 08:04 AM
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"andrewpreece" wrote in message
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I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft

well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that

won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.


Carpet Gripper strips along the top of fences helps, as does a row of nails
sticking up.


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Old 10-03-2004, 08:11 AM
Mike
 
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"andrewpreece" wrote in message
...

I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the
start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that
they like to wreck.
I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in
short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising
beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks,
annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ),
so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage
clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft

well-raked
earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that

won't
take the hint.......;-)

Andy.


Carpet Gripper strips along the top of fences helps, as does a row of nails
sticking up.


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Old 10-03-2004, 11:41 PM
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"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids
tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the
house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal.


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Old 10-03-2004, 11:41 PM
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"Jim S" wrote in message
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Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but,

but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even
for the people whos only freind is a plant!


I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn.
If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from
a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids
tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the
house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal.


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