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Damned cats!!!
My "cat-loving neighbours" go on holiday for a couple of weeks and leave
their 3 cats to fend for themselves, which means the cats spend their days and nights roaming around my garden at their leisure. Catch them and take them to one of the animal shelters as having been abandoned. |
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Damned cats!!!
On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:33:26 -0000, "Jim S"
wrote: Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so bitter and are a bit more forgiving! Some of us even like cats. -- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
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Damned cats!!!
Andy H wrote:
Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum Didn't know they had hospitals for cats. "Mike" wrote in message ... Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat. tastes like rabbit The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself. AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement, and many other anti social behavioural actions. Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are like the Dinosaur........... extinct --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.616 / Virus Database: 395 - Release Date: 08/03/2004 |
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On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:20:24 -0000, "Martin"
wrote: Andy H wrote: Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum Didn't know they had hospitals for cats. You don't watch much TV then. -- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
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Damned cats!!!
English not your strong point then?
"Martin" wrote in message ... Andy H wrote: Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum Didn't know they had hospitals for cats. "Mike" wrote in message ... Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat. tastes like rabbit The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself. AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement, and many other anti social behavioural actions. Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are like the Dinosaur........... extinct --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.616 / Virus Database: 395 - Release Date: 08/03/2004 |
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Damned cats!!!
Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but
i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so bitter and are a bit more forgiving! |
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Damned cats!!!
My "cat-loving neighbours" go on holiday for a couple of weeks and leave
their 3 cats to fend for themselves, which means the cats spend their days and nights roaming around my garden at their leisure. Catch them and take them to one of the animal shelters as having been abandoned. |
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Damned cats!!!
On Tue, 9 Mar 2004 22:33:26 -0000, "Jim S"
wrote: Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! Oh and by the way lots of people own a shotgun, just some of use are'nt so bitter and are a bit more forgiving! Some of us even like cats. -- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
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Damned cats!!!
I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that they like to wreck. I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks, annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ), so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't take the hint.......;-) Andy. |
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Damned cats!!!
English not your strong point then?
"Martin" wrote in message ... Andy H wrote: Once caught a neighbour kicking one of my cats, put him in hospital for a few days then he moved out, the pikey chavscum Didn't know they had hospitals for cats. "Mike" wrote in message ... Catch, snare, trap, skin, cook, eat. tastes like rabbit The ONLY answer, . . . . . . . . unless you wish to conform with the vermin owners and get one of the wretched things yourself. AND if you agree to this, you will agree to driving at 45mph past a school, Smoking in a cafe or restuarant and pollute the rest of the people in there, Spitting your chewing gum out onto the pavement, and many other anti social behavioural actions. Cats? ALL ought to be drowned at birth until such times as they are like the Dinosaur........... extinct --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.616 / Virus Database: 395 - Release Date: 08/03/2004 |
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Damned cats!!!
I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that they like to wreck. I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks, annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ), so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't take the hint.......;-) Andy. |
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Damned cats!!!
"andrewpreece" wrote in message ... I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that they like to wreck. I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks, annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ), so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't take the hint.......;-) Andy. Carpet Gripper strips along the top of fences helps, as does a row of nails sticking up. |
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"andrewpreece" wrote in message ... I have just suffered a blight of catshit, it must be the start of the season or something, and they have preferred spots that they like to wreck. I've planted the equivalent of the Siegfried line in short sticks planted vertically in the problem areas, but one enterprising beast actually managed to dig a large turd in between a set of sticks, annihilating a foxglove in the process ( there goes two years TLC ), so I'm gearing up for phase two in the war, in which I envisage clearing an inviting space in the forest of sticks, full of soft well-raked earth, with a little surprise just 'neath the surface for any cat that won't take the hint.......;-) Andy. Carpet Gripper strips along the top of fences helps, as does a row of nails sticking up. |
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Damned cats!!!
"Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. |
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Damned cats!!!
"Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. |
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