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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... i just thought of that one ............ jack russells are good for cats too -- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia |
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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... i just thought of that one ............ jack russells are good for cats too -- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia |
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Damned cats!!!
NNTP-Posting-Host: 217.134.40.34
X-Trace: newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk 1078957404 13273 217.134.40.34 (10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT X-Complaints-To: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: kermit!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!border1.nntp.as h.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsfeed.freenet. de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net! not-for-mail Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:191023 "newman" wrote in message ... "Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... A couple of years ago I was underneath a car outside my garage with an air-powered underseal spraying gun in my hand when a ginger cat made the mistake of walking right by. Ever seen a ginger cat with a black go-faster stripe? It worked! Steve |
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Damned cats!!!
NNTP-Posting-Host: 217.134.40.34
X-Trace: newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk 1078957404 13273 217.134.40.34 (10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT X-Complaints-To: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: kermit!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!border1.nntp.as h.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsfeed.freenet. de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net! not-for-mail Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:191023 "newman" wrote in message ... "Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... A couple of years ago I was underneath a car outside my garage with an air-powered underseal spraying gun in my hand when a ginger cat made the mistake of walking right by. Ever seen a ginger cat with a black go-faster stripe? It worked! Steve |
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Damned cats!!!
"Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. |
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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... "Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. It sounds like you need to buy a catapult soon. Franz |
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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... i just thought of that one ............ jack russells are good for cats too -- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia |
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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... "Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. It sounds like you need to buy a catapult soon. Franz |
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Damned cats!!!
NNTP-Posting-Host: 217.134.40.34
X-Trace: newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk 1078957404 13273 217.134.40.34 (10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT) NNTP-Posting-Date: 10 Mar 2004 22:23:24 GMT X-Complaints-To: X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Path: kermit!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!border1.nntp.as h.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsfeed.freenet. de!newsfeed00.sul.t-online.de!t-online.de!diablo.theplanet.net!news.theplanet.net! not-for-mail Xref: kermit uk.rec.gardening:191023 "newman" wrote in message ... "Bob Smith" wrote in message ... Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? well if you are going to blitz it why not try putting it in a water pistol or one of those super blaster things my kids love so much......... A couple of years ago I was underneath a car outside my garage with an air-powered underseal spraying gun in my hand when a ginger cat made the mistake of walking right by. Ever seen a ginger cat with a black go-faster stripe? It worked! Steve |
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Damned cats!!!
"Bob Smith" wrote in message ... "Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. It sounds like you need to buy a catapult soon. Franz |
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Damned cats!!!
Well I was thinking of borrowing an air pistol, give them a sting on the
butt... Any cat lovers got any better ideas, you better be quick. Bob Well Bob you will face prosecution and probably a good hiding from the owner, but I guess you know that. Try orange peel, they hate it I think the lazy (can't be arsed to dig) cats have no sense of smell also. *I* can smell pepper and lemony pellets, so why cant they? I will try it next time I have an orange though. Blitz it in a food processor and mix it with water to spread about? |
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Damned cats!!!
On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 15:49:16 -0000, "Bob Smith" wrote:
"Jim S" wrote in message news:iBr3c.3654$54.2062@newsfe1-win... Yes, we all have problems with cats(me included)! I tried allsorts but, but i would of thought a persons pet may come a bit in front of a plant! Even for the people whos only freind is a plant! I am not trying to get them off my plants. They are crapping on my lawn. If they are not wormed, my children could go blind if they catch worms from a patch of infected grass. I've never seen a cat crap on a lawn yet, are you sure they are not dogs? Not to mention the unsavory effect when the kids tread in it, or the football gets covered in it. And around the back of the house, it stinks of cat pee. I put my children's health above any animal. How do you feel about dog crap? -- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
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martin wrote:
I've never seen a cat crap on a lawn yet, are you sure they are not dogs? I've never seen a dog climb over my 12 foot back wall/fence! |
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On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 16:27:32 +0000, (Simon Higgs)
wrote: martin wrote: I've never seen a cat crap on a lawn yet, are you sure they are not dogs? I've never seen a dog climb over my 12 foot back wall/fence! They do it when you aren't looking, perhaps it opened the gate? -- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad |
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